FabSwingers.com forum: General life advice; give it!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Got any general life advice you’d like to share with the forum? Go for it, share ahead!

Make sure you always smell nice when meeting someone new; their nostrils are the first holes you’ll penetrate

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Never whistle with a mouth full of blancmange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although virtually impossible, try not to believe what the evil marketers tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can't make a change in your situation then own it as it is and make no apology for it

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Don't believe it when people tell you this site is really Instashag

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Humphrey Lyttleton used to say "Never blow a trumpet when you are suffering from diarrhea".

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Never judge a book by it’s cover. I say book, i mean person

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa."

Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.

Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried"

Yep. Even if you make a bad call at least you did something about it rather than leaving it with 'I'll never know'.

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Don't take life too seriously, its not permanent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do anything important before 11 in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do anything important before 11 in the morning."

I should really listen to this one

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

If you want unconditional love ,

get a dog

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"If you want unconditional love ,

get a dog

It's not unconditional... you have to feed them

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As long as you're not being an arse, do whatever makes you happy because the people that matter don't mind and the people the mind don't matter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never sacrifice your family, your heart or your dignity.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Happiness, or contentedness/ inner peace, comes from within. It's not a competition or comparison, it's about you and what you get from life. It can't be bought or sold. It can take a lot of work to find.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't."
I like this . Wise words

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

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First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't."

I have a tshirt with the first one on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are only here once

Enjoy !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you are here for a good time, not a long time

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

Value all things, value conscious beings more, and value humanity most of all. Draw the line there. Assign equal value to all humans, be they from other cultures or your own, religious or non-religious, straight or queer, rich or poor... Bend this rule for family and friends; they deserve to be valued most of all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't do anything important before 11 in the morning.

I should really listen to this one

It's a good rule. Anything that requires a lot of thought or very fine hand to eye coordination should be avoided all costs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take responsibility for the shit you can change and accept the shit you can't. Ie don't be a victim.

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

Favourite quote:

"This too will pass"

Be it good or bad...don't get hung up on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snake can shed it's skin.... but it's still a snake.

Every shadow, no matter how deep, is threatened by the morning light.

You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can start where you are and change the ending.

Love yourself first... because that's who'll you'll spend the rest of your life with.

You don't inspire people by being perfect, you inspire them by how you deal with your imperfections.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't.

I have a tshirt with the first one on

Oh sweet!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

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I wouldnt know

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

My life motto is "Do no harm, but take no shit"

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

I wouldnt know

Oh of course not..me either.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Value time more than money and friends more than things.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Do onto yourself what you would do onto others

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

I wouldnt know

Oh of course not..me either.

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Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest

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By *utchersDogMan
over a year ago

Orpington

Wear clean knickers each day, you never know when you'll get run over by a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear sunscreen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't piss women off , especially the ones that can pick you up and rip your dick off.

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Don't waste time….or time will waste you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy wife = happy life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want unconditional love ,

get a dog

It's not unconditional... you have to feed them

No, they love you anyway. Now cats, they’re just mercenaries

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Life is a waste of time ...

Time is a waste of life ...

So get wasted all the time

And have the time of your life .

A thankyou to a certain person for that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t blame it on the sunshine

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Fret not over bygones, and the forward journey take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't believe it when people tell you this site is really Instashag "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good advice guys

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By *heDesiCandiTV/TS
over a year ago

… travelling

Use protection

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

Give the gift of your absence, to those who don't appreciate your presence.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Use protection "

Why?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.

"
Good old Ewan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never trust a skinny chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can spend a lifetime chasing

£€$ money, instead of speanding a lifetime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can spend all your time making money, you can spend all your love making time

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

The only time that matters at this moment is right now.

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

I wouldnt know

Oh of course not..me either.

Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest

I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

I wouldnt know

Oh of course not..me either.

Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest

I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you.

"
Somehow I doubt it , you must be an Angel then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In keeping everyone else happy you only succeed in making yourself miserable in the long run.

A champion is defined not by their wins, but how they recover when they fall.

Stars can't shine without darkness.

You can't start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading the last one.

No beauty shines brighter than that of a good heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wear clean knickers each day, you never know when you'll get run over by a bus. "

To be fair if you've been hit by a bus then its very likely your shreddies won't be clean for much longer.

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't be a cunt.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Always have faith in your instincts. Your gut feeling is generally correct.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

On the forums, don't discuss:

"Preferences"

The royal family

Religion

A penchant for bare back

It being rude not replying to messages

Did I miss any?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.

Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried"

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.

Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried

Oh .. hello

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Don't live life with a single regret.

Enjoy what you do and you will do it well and vice versa.

Equally, never regret the things you did in life, only those things you never tried

Oh .. hello

Hello to you

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Do not watch 3D porn , i got knob in me eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None as blind as them who don't want to see

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Listen to any advice received, cherry pick the bits you like and ignore the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be as compassionate with yourself as you are with others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never say never. As may happen lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t make excuses for horrible people. You can’t put flowers in an arsehole and call it a vase.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't give a Nigerian business man 20k on the promise their is a suitcase full of gold bullion; that is apparently woven in machine??, to be picked up from an undisclosed airport, to which you will receive a generous fee for handling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of toxic people in your life. U will see lifes better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Don't give a Nigerian business man 20k on the promise their is a suitcase full of gold bullion; that is apparently woven in machine??, to be picked up from an undisclosed airport, to which you will receive a generous fee for handling."

What??? You mean he wasn't genuine??? I won't hey my money back??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're nor responsible for other people's happiness, just your own

but you can share yours

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Don't sweat the future too much, remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s better to make a bad decision than no decision.

Find out what is your business and then you mind it.

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Your life is made up of two dates and a dash. Make the most of the dash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never be sober.

Always laugh, it’s a cheap medicine.

Never fall in love.

Always run away from your problems: physically and mentally.

Yes, I’m great at life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bend over in revolving doors

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

GO PLACIDLY amid the noise and the haste, and remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.

Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others, even to the dull and the ignorant; they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit. If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter, for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans. Keep interested in your own career, however humble; it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.

Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery. But let this not blind you to what virtue there is; many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection. Neither be cynical about love; for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment, it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years, gracefully surrendering the things of youth.

Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune. But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings. Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.

Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe no less than the trees and the stars; you have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you, no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should. Therefore be at peace with God, whatever you conceive Him to be. And whatever your labors and aspirations, in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul. With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world. Be cheerful. Strive to be happy

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By *aisy SteinerWoman
over a year ago

Leicester

"Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

Never take mind altering substances in an environment where you wouldn't be comfortable naked.

It's easier to regret something you have done, that something you haven't. I like this . Wise words

First time anything I've said has been called wise.

First time for everything. I liked it , especially the middle one

Haha for sure! Yeah, that came from an old hippy, she wasn't wrong!

I wouldnt know

Oh of course not..me either.

Yeah yeah , I didnt really do both on the same evening many years ago , honest

I'm sure if I knew what you meant I'd be shocked, shocked I tell you.

Somehow I doubt it , you must be an Angel then

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