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By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

What's the worst injury or illness you have ever had and yet still struggled on and went to a meet?

Worst need not be most serious.... it may be the most inconvenient.

If anyone says they had a bad cold and snot dripped into a playmates mouth whilst they were leaning over them I may barf... before laughing my tits off.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I did a social at chams and my knee packed up the day before i could hardly move it. Somehow i got there and was sort of lifted up the stairs and plonked on one of the sun loungers, then some git(who shall remain nameless, but it was mr madchick) decided to violate a woman who couldnt move. Then i went to a room with a guy, the nearest to the smoking deck cause i couldnt get any further and got fucking stuck on the bed, he had to literally lift my leg up and then back down. I was a trouper that day, then i got stuck in the hotel room and couldnt move to get out and harry jones had to bring me home bless him. But the show must go on so they say lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did fracture my arm when knocked off my bike did the meet then went to get it fixed.

I did hear a tale of diarrhoea on a meet but its not repeatable and I don't know if its a tall swinging story.

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By *eavy Metal BallzMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I did fracture my arm when knocked off my bike did the meet then went to get it fixed.

I did hear a tale of diarrhoea on a meet but its not repeatable and I don't know if its a tall swinging story.

I think I have heard the same story and I do really hope it is a tall story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did fracture my arm when knocked off my bike did the meet then went to get it fixed.

I did hear a tale of diarrhoea on a meet but its not repeatable and I don't know if its a tall swinging story.

I think I have heard the same story and I do really hope it is a tall story

Just eaten so am trying to avoid the details right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did fracture my arm when knocked off my bike did the meet then went to get it fixed.

I did hear a tale of diarrhoea on a meet but its not repeatable and I don't know if its a tall swinging story.

i asked you not to tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I did a social at chams and my knee packed up the day before i could hardly move it. Somehow i got there and was sort of lifted up the stairs and plonked on one of the sun loungers, then some git(who shall remain nameless, but it was mr madchick) decided to violate a woman who couldnt move. Then i went to a room with a guy, the nearest to the smoking deck cause i couldnt get any further and got fucking stuck on the bed, he had to literally lift my leg up and then back down. I was a trouper that day, then i got stuck in the hotel room and couldnt move to get out and harry jones had to bring me home bless him. But the show must go on so they say lmao"

sorry but that is so funny lmao .good on harry though he's a true legend that bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a hamstring injury but still went to Abfabs. It was very painful but it was easier to wear heels because my foot wasn't straight to the foot and whilst I had to hang onto my OH and drag my useless leg, I managed.

The worst part was going in the swimming pool. As soon as I took the heels off I couldn't put that leg to the floor, I couldn't put any weight on it. I briefly contemplated going on all fours naked to the pool and pretend it was a kind of fetish thing I was into, have him carry me, but that would have put his back out or hop, which is what I went for. It was less painful in the water but by the end of the night I was in pain.

I ended up in A&E the following morning and on crutches

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if I was ill, in pain or indisposed....

swinging would take a back seat, it isn't central to my life, it is an add on.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

One time my head fell off and I still went to a meet!

Obviously I couldn't perform head which hadn't crossed my mind until I tried performing the act. Imagine my embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Varooka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my toe getting in the bath before a social at Chams, and all was fine till I went in the jacuzzi and my circulation got going! It turned black and sore after that very quickly and I had to leave early as a result!

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