FabSwingers.com forum: Advertise yourself as a car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good evening Friends Fabbers and Forumites.

It's been a rather jolly day and I'm glad you all enjoyed the introduce yourself thread.it was a hoot reading your posts .

So how about another bit of splendid fun , just for larks .

Your profile is really an advert for yourself . So let's post an advert .

Your a car and you need to pop an advert for yourself in the local paper .

I'll start

Taff , a short wheelbase Landrover one careful owner . In good condition despite it's age . All parts in working order . A few bumps and scrapes . Great in the countryside but gets lost in a city . No Blue tooth just an old wirless . Worth a look

Have fun chums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easyas- not much to look at but a fucking good runner. Test drive a must

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Or bike??!???!??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That car is very reliable if you like to broke down in the middle of nowhere. It is a very classy car outside but as soon as you open it there is not much but it has leather seats.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Or bike??!???!??

A good ride?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A reliable classic

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Or bike??!???!??

A good ride?"

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brum brummm

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Plenty of miles on the clock but generally a comfortable ride. Is a little dirty but can be polished to look vaguely passable.

No big boy exhaust pipe.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Or bike??!???!??

A good ride?

Exactly!

Work through the gears to get it really revving

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

A split windscreen, indicators that flip out rather than lights, crank-started, smokey grey with red leather interior classic Morris Minor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fs1e slow old and rare but everybody wants one.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Good little runner, few miles on the clock but can get you from A to B. Few scratches and dints but if you squint, doesn't look too bad x

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Clueless..... if there is a car that I can just press a button, it does all the work and I arrive at my destination..... that’s mine

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A split windscreen, indicators that flip out rather than lights, crank-started, smokey grey with red leather interior classic Morris Minor. "

You're such a Morris Minor - this is amazing and adorable.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Classic Citroën 2cv, unique, quirky and curvy.

You either like me or you don't.

General wear and tear for again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One careful owner, the others weren't so careful. Comes with free tank of petrol. MOT expired. Open to offers...

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

One previous owner.. Stuck in a garage most of its life but wants to get back out on the road... Can be a bit of Slow burner and needs a bit of encouragement but once you hit the acceleration peddle she will give you the ride of your life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One previous owner.. Stuck in a garage most of its life but wants to get back out on the road... Can be a bit of Slow burner and needs a bit of encouragement but once you hit the acceleration peddle she will give you the ride of your life

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sold

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A split windscreen, indicators that flip out rather than lights, crank-started, smokey grey with red leather interior classic Morris Minor.

You're such a Morris Minor - this is amazing and adorable.

I owned this exact car and used to adore it. It’s no longer mine.

It did star in a Joan Hickson Miss Marple drama once though!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Classic sporty model, high milage, several careless owners.

But don't be misled by the numbers on the plate.

Engine reconditioned & bodywork fully restored.

Nice smooth drive, very responsive, excellent acceleration & can handle corners on two wheels

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Classy sports with

Comfortable ride in red luxurious leather

Large rear boot

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Clapped out banger needs parts replacing.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

"Clapped out banger needs parts replacing.

Many a good ride in an older model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concept car

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Classic vintage sports car - body work still in good condition, bright red with stunning chrome work. A set of new full rim tyres with spoke alloys. Soft cream leather seats. No fancy gadgets but an absolutely FABulous runner.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Concept car"

Had to be!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

A reliable hatchback. V5 got lost a few owners ago, doesn't affect use.

Interior could do with an upgrade. Exterior has had some paint touch ups.

0-60 in 5 seconds. Very loud sound system.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Electric car, quiet, reliable, chilled goes quickly but needs lots of time to recharge after a big long drive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a banger, starts and runs well but a few marks left over from previous owners, could benefit from a bit of a tidy up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breaking for parts

Buyer to collect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Concept car

Had to be!"

Whaaaaaa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few scratches and scars, but overall a good reliable run around. One careful lady owner.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Breaking for parts

Buyer to collect "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

broom broom

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Breaking for parts

Buyer to collect

Yeah that made me laugh too! Great post

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Anyone done "Beep Beep" yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jetter

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

Meticulous after a most recent hard working refurbishment.

Plenty of times taken round the block, however recently too many tire kickers. If only they took it for a real test drive and then they could fully appreciate the true pleasure it brings as its thrown round curves as it loves a challenging terrain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ha ha all very splendid

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"Clapped out banger needs parts replacing.

Many a good ride in an older model"

Lol, i guess.

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Middle of the range car with a big boot , hasn't been driven for over 5 mths so will need some oil and TLC to get it ticking over again. Once running smoothly , goes like the clippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of an old banger but once started rides like a dream although hard to stop.

Airbags a bit deflated but do thier job.

Spare tire bigger than maybe should be .

Does its own oil change.nice cimfy car.....maybe try a test drive .

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