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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North

Which ones best?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I quite like a curve.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never really looked ,,,,, I'll be back

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

The one(s) on offer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like a curve. "

Like I said, Mine

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Mine curves to the left!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have a preference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can they see round corners?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that works?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine curves upwards. Perfect for hitting the G-spot.

You're welcome ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The next one I sit on.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Can they see round corners? "

Only on a Tuesday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like a straight one

Vixen

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I've never really looked ,,,,, I'll be back "

May I suggest a naked handstand in front of the mirror for optimum viewage. Remember your upside down so if it sways to the right then your probably a vegetarian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As mine is straight I would like to read here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone like to guess...?

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"As mine is straight I would like to read here "

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Depends how curved. I saw one the other day that looks like that famous picture of Nessie. Obviously not as big though

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By *ondon lad 44Man
over a year ago

swindon


"I quite like a curve. "

Mine kinks upwards . Is that what u mean ? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whichever one satisfies me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends how curved. I saw one the other day that looks like that famous picture of Nessie. Obviously not as big though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?"

I doubt if the shape can make difference

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference "

Oh it can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference "

The shape does make a difference

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Depends how curved. I saw one the other day that looks like that famous picture of Nessie. Obviously not as big though "

What? It had that many curves? That’s not a willy, that’s a snake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whichever one satisfies me "

Especially in nursing costume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference

The shape does make a difference "

How ???????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight

"

Ponus

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference

The shape does make a difference "

There you have it, shape matters, size not so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well got a bit of a curve to mine never had a complaint about it

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Well got a bit of a curve to mine never had a complaint about it "

Yes Sir, that is indeed a curvy cock you have there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference

The shape does make a difference

There you have it, shape matters, size not so much "

Eagerly waiting for the answer how ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference

The shape does make a difference

There you have it, shape matters, size not so much "

Size matters too

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Depends how curved. I saw one the other day that looks like that famous picture of Nessie. Obviously not as big though

What? It had that many curves? That’s not a willy, that’s a snake "

Just Nessie’s neck and head, the other famous picture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference

The shape does make a difference

There you have it, shape matters, size not so much

Eagerly waiting for the answer how ? "

It can feel very different and hit different spots. My old fwb had quite a curve to his and felt amazing. I have a tilted uterus so sex can be painful if deep or in some positions as the cervix is in a different place.

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By *arcobell21785Man
over a year ago

leeds

Feel free to let me know your views on mine via mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feel free to let me know your views on mine via mail"

Looks like a penis!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whichever one satisfies me

Especially in nursing costume "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curved it hits the spot the G-spot mmmm

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Feel free to let me know your views on mine via mail"

I’d say that was a straight one

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Either as long as hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Either as long as hard "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fella's has a curve, his is best for me

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

"

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady."

Or hit it with a big stick?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I have had great pleasure from D's cock in the past 22 years and still getting the best pleasure now so much so I like to share it with a sexy lady.

So I'd say his is best.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As mine is straight I would like to read here

So yours is a Fab ‘straight’ cock then?

I doubt if the shape can make difference "

It really can so I’m told , and I’m lucky mine curves upwards apparently ...

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.

Or hit it with a big stick? "

Is the stick straight or curved?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.

Or hit it with a big stick?

Is the stick straight or curved? "

Curved, but the opposite way to the todger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.

Or hit it with a big stick?

Is the stick straight or curved?

Curved, but the opposite way to the todger "

That can be very dangerous if not done correctly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sort of S shaped,curved down at the end,apparently good for doggystyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re still in the E.U.... it’s straight all the way!! Now when Brexit finally materialises all you curvies can stop hiding in the shadows

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady."

I was ferling a bit tired... got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up ....

So I went uupstairs for forty wanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curves to the right and proud of it

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By *oss and SuzieCouple
over a year ago

Porthmadog

Suzie says for recreactional sex it doesn't matter. For long term FWBs she prefers straight, hard and large

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines curves to the left

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Why worry, not like you can change it to suit a ladies preference.

You may need to see a Doctor for chemical assistance if you can’t change the shape of it to please a lady.

I was ferling a bit tired... got my viagra and sleeping tablets mixed up ....

So I went uupstairs for forty wanks "

Thanks for ‘straightening’ that up for us

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Suzie says for recreactional sex it doesn't matter. For long term FWBs she prefers straight, hard and large"

Suzie knows what she’s talking about then

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mines curves to the left "

Are you left handed though?

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on situation

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

I like a curve

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones. "

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I like a curve "

Could you be persuaded to take a ‘straight’ one Daisy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like a curve

Could you be persuaded to take a ‘straight’ one Daisy? "

Checky

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Depends on situation "

I can see how particular situations may rely on a curved one

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Mines curved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though "

What is it with the French and a left curve. My last fwb was the same.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Got to love a curve, especially a side view

However a straight one is just as good, all about the angles

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m not fussy..... as long as he’s handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though

What is it with the French and a left curve. My last fwb was the same. "

Haha I guess it is due to the way I have out in my brief when I was younger

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though "

Does it curve to the right when you visit the Southern Hemisphere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one "

Yes if looks very straight indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though

Does it curve to the right when you visit the Southern Hemisphere?"

forgot to check that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Depends on situation

I can see how particular situations may rely on a curved one "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mines also curves to the left a bit. It is more visible when I am flaccid though

What is it with the French and a left curve. My last fwb was the same. "

The French lurve the curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to be pedantic but I'm guessing from an individual female's perspective that it would depend a lot on the direction of the curve and how pronounced it was?

Oh, and slightly to the left and ever so slightly up!

B

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I want a curvy willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry to be pedantic but I'm guessing from an individual female's perspective that it would depend a lot on the direction of the curve and how pronounced it was?

B"

Sounds complicated so it is better to be on the safe side of the straight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one

Yes if looks very straight indeed "

Change the angle a bit, and it hits the right spots

It's all in the hips

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I’m not fussy..... as long as he’s handsome "

Handsome guys tend to have a smaller version of a straight one

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"I want a curvy willy "

How will this benefit you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol. This is amusing.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mine is pretty straight, Mrs loves it but wouldn't mind trying a bendy one

Yes if looks very straight indeed

Change the angle a bit, and it hits the right spots

It's all in the hips

"

I think in some cases it’s not the angle but maybe more of the radius that can hit the hard to reach spots

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also."

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight or upward curve.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties? "

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though "

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

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By *atural-born-thrillerMan
over a year ago

oulton broad

Mine has the curve appeal so I’ve been told x

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

"

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

Mines straight - but bi

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Mines straight - but bi "

Good answer Sir

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Bit of a curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one attached to the man I like

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I don't really know what mine is, it's kinda straight and curved at the same time. He's one in a million.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But doesn't the "ahem" vaginal canal not sort of straighten it out even if it has a curve to it...I can't say I've ever paid much attention to the straightness of a man's member.

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London


"Which ones best?"

I’d imagine they’re both ok as long as you don’t throw her a curve ball.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love s curved one down my throat

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I like a straight one binned on my head

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By *edsBonkingMan
over a year ago

Near MK


"The one(s) on offer. "

Great answer ??

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen


"I like a straight one binned on my head "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love to yeet a straight one out the window

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if it bulges in the middle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines small but straight

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"What if it bulges in the middle?"

Probably means you’ve got a blockage

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it "

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

She takes them as they come, never heard her say "no thanks, that's too curved / straight for me!"

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

"

Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon

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By *bbyandethanCouple
over a year ago

Bury

Abby likes my curve and because my dick isn't huge, my bell end rubs perfectly on her g spot

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon "

She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon

She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed. "

She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"Abby likes my curve and because my dick isn't huge, my bell end rubs perfectly on her g spot "

Your a lucky guy having a girl like Abby

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport


"Which ones best?"

One that’s hard (firm, not a almost hard!) and eager to please!

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon

She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed.

She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that "

OK I give in, you win chubby, I wish I had an honest, secure, sex-filled relationship with my gf like you have with your Mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too big can be uncomfortable but is pleasing to the eye.Medium size curved inwards is the best.

But it must be attached to someone who knows how to use it.

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By *ugarbaby777TV/TS
over a year ago

Sheffield

Whichever tastes best. Next question.

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By *ex Holes OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North


"My gf likes hers straight. Lucky for her, myself and her 2 fuck buddies have straight ones.

Correct, your girlfriend has told me this also.

Did she also tell you she doesn't like fatties?

No, she said she hates padded white undies though

Says the man wearing a bra with 2 balloons stuffed inside!!

Ps there's no padding in my undies, ask your Mum....

I know there’s no padding, my mum told me how diminutive the experience was.

If you look closely at the bra you might recognise it

You're right I do recognise it..... Its your Dads..... Oh hang on it could be your sisters, I always get them two mixed up they look so alike.

Nah, it’s your ‘GF’s’ you know it, I know it, and the whole of Fab knows it. She gave it to me as a souvenir. I’ll probably be getting another one soon

She doesn't normally go for men with bigger boobs then her, but I'll tell her you'll be there as soon as the pie shop has closed.

She loves it when I rest them on her back. She keeps mentioning ‘a real man’ whatever that means? I’m sure you’ll be able to work that one out with you having such a close relationship and all that

OK I give in, you win chubby, I wish I had an honest, secure, sex-filled relationship with my gf like you have with your Mum. "

So do I but I just have to make do with your ‘GF’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I quite like a curve. "
Nice to hear x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curve to the left here.

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By *uggyBear1Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I'm a curved one ??

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