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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the most funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you sexually ?

So a couple of years ago I met this guy online. We had met up a few times and had sex. After some chatting we decided to try anal. While chatting to a friend she suggested I take some syrup type thing to help clear me out. I took it for about a week straight and stopped the night before. Feeling well confident that I was cleaned out we got down to it. Plenty of lube and fingers. After a while I started to feel more comfortable. He went to pull out of my ass and like a fountain a stream of poo followed. Obviously mortified I apologised. Got into the shower to clean myself and he followed me in. To my surprise he was still horny and wanted to finish what he started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you sexually ?

So a couple of years ago I met this guy online. We had met up a few times and had sex. After some chatting we decided to try anal. While chatting to a friend she suggested I take some syrup type thing to help clear me out. I took it for about a week straight and stopped the night before. Feeling well confident that I was cleaned out we got down to it. Plenty of lube and fingers. After a while I started to feel more comfortable. He went to pull out of my ass and like a fountain a stream of poo followed. Obviously mortified I apologised. Got into the shower to clean myself and he followed me in. To my surprise he was still horny and wanted to finish what he started "
oh God I nearly brought my soup up on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you sexually ?

So a couple of years ago I met this guy online. We had met up a few times and had sex. After some chatting we decided to try anal. While chatting to a friend she suggested I take some syrup type thing to help clear me out. I took it for about a week straight and stopped the night before. Feeling well confident that I was cleaned out we got down to it. Plenty of lube and fingers. After a while I started to feel more comfortable. He went to pull out of my ass and like a fountain a stream of poo followed. Obviously mortified I apologised. Got into the shower to clean myself and he followed me in. To my surprise he was still horny and wanted to finish what he started "

I don't see how anyone can top that.

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yes OP, you win. End of thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a guy a few weeks ago who was going fairly rough. I heard him let out a scream and felt hot liquid down my legs. I assumed he had came and was about to turn around and abuse him for removing his condom. I was stopped in my tracks by blood every where. He had tore his scrotem. I never seen so much blood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was a guy a few weeks ago who was going fairly rough. I heard him let out a scream and felt hot liquid down my legs. I assumed he had came and was about to turn around and abuse him for removing his condom. I was stopped in my tracks by blood every where. He had tore his scrotem. I never seen so much blood. "

Ouch sounds painful.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not saying

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I don't think anyone is gonna top them two horror stories lol dear me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's the most funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you sexually ?

So a couple of years ago I met this guy online. We had met up a few times and had sex. After some chatting we decided to try anal. While chatting to a friend she suggested I take some syrup type thing to help clear me out. I took it for about a week straight and stopped the night before. Feeling well confident that I was cleaned out we got down to it. Plenty of lube and fingers. After a while I started to feel more comfortable. He went to pull out of my ass and like a fountain a stream of poo followed. Obviously mortified I apologised. Got into the shower to clean myself and he followed me in. To my surprise he was still horny and wanted to finish what he started oh God I nearly brought my soup up on the beach "

Soup on the beach??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was a guy a few weeks ago who was going fairly rough. I heard him let out a scream and felt hot liquid down my legs. I assumed he had came and was about to turn around and abuse him for removing his condom. I was stopped in my tracks by blood every where. He had tore his scrotem. I never seen so much blood. "

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

We spent about four hours having butt-naked sex in a blanket in the woods one day last year and didn't see anybody. As we started to put our clothes back on but still mostly naked, a dog came bounding up to us having a good sniff, with the owner desperately trying to call him away.

I think he was more embarrassed than we were. Literally three minutes earlier that would not have been the case.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"What's the most funny or embarrassing thing that happened to you sexually ?

So a couple of years ago I met this guy online. We had met up a few times and had sex. After some chatting we decided to try anal. While chatting to a friend she suggested I take some syrup type thing to help clear me out. I took it for about a week straight and stopped the night before. Feeling well confident that I was cleaned out we got down to it. Plenty of lube and fingers. After a while I started to feel more comfortable. He went to pull out of my ass and like a fountain a stream of poo followed. Obviously mortified I apologised. Got into the shower to clean myself and he followed me in. To my surprise he was still horny and wanted to finish what he started "

Can't top that, but I am going to remember it incase I ever want to lose weight quickly!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We spent about four hours having butt-naked sex in a blanket in the woods one day last year and didn't see anybody. As we started to put our clothes back on but still mostly naked, a dog came bounding up to us having a good sniff, with the owner desperately trying to call him away.

I think he was more embarrassed than we were. Literally three minutes earlier that would not have been the case. "

Oh I'd have died of and been turned on all at once.

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