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By *ingle Dad Seeking OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England

I heard this one over the weekend, and it made me chuckle.

Well this farmer is relieving himself beside his tractor at the side of a country lane.

An attractive lady in an open top sports car slowly drives past him, and notices that the farmer has an enormous penis.

"Mmmmm, I need fucking" says the young lady.

"So do I, replied the farmer - I've just ploughed the wrong bloody field"

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

I dont know if im reading it wrong or something, but I dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dont know if im reading it wrong or something, but I dont get it"

I read it twice... the penny still hasn't dropped ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get it either

Dotty x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um... no, I don't get it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. Not smiling or laughing insanely either.

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By *ingle Dad Seeking OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England

Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.

It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.

As you were.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lived in Bradford for 8 years and didn't here that.

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

I have a confession........

Last night I masterbated with soap.... just thought I’d cum clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.

It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.

As you were. "

I suppose you had to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.

It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.

As you were.

I suppose you had to be there "

Now this made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never a good idea to explain jokes - but in this case, I think I'd better make an exception.

It just may be a "Yorkshire" expression- but it's common parlance in my neck of the woods to say that someone "want's fucking for that" if they've messed up in some way.

As you were. "
no i get that but hmmmm

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By *rincess and her FrogCouple
over a year ago

congleton

I made a graph showing my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently reading a book about Superglue.

I can't put it down.

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By *rincess and her FrogCouple
over a year ago

congleton

I mistakenly passed my wife the superglue instead of lip balm, she’s still not talking to me!

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I lived in Bradford for 8 years and didn't here that. "

Is Bradford still in Yorkshire though..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend of mine shaved off her eyebrows and then drew on 'new' ones higher up.I told her it was a silly thing to do.

She looked surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My status

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham


"I mistakenly passed my wife the superglue instead of lip balm, she’s still not talking to me!"

A1 sir...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lived in Bradford for 8 years and didn't here that.

Is Bradford still in Yorkshire though..? "

It always was wasn't it?

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By *ORDERMANMan
over a year ago

wrexham

Let you think on that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let you think on that"

Im not arsed either way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I heard this one over the weekend, and it made me chuckle.

Well this farmer is relieving himself beside his tractor at the side of a country lane.

An attractive lady in an open top sports car slowly drives past him, and notices that the farmer has an enormous penis.

"Mmmmm, I need fucking" says the young lady.

"So do I, replied the farmer - I've just ploughed the wrong bloody field"

"
Sally?

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Did you hear about the cannibal that passed his cousin in the woods?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My status "

Brill

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

A Scots man, Irish man and an English man walk into a pub.....

The landlord looks them up and down then says: "Is this some kind of joke?"

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Why are Pirates called pirates?

Because they just aaarrrrr

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