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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Big white and extra creamy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee "

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Strong, tasty and in a bone china cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strong, tasty and in a bone china cup

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I don't mind, as long as I get to grind the beans.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

How do you take your tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

How do you take your tea?

I don’t like tea either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t like coffee :/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

How do you take your tea?

I don’t like tea either "

Hot chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee :/"

Gawd, not you as well

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Roasted and freeze dried??

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

With you Queen, don’t drink or like tea and coffee, any hot drink for that matter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roasted and freeze dried?? "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With you Queen, don’t drink or like tea and coffee, any hot drink for that matter "

My heart goes out too you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

How do you take your tea?

I don’t like tea either

Hot chocolate?

Yeah that’s alright. Gotta be Options though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee

Are you hinting you don't like the D?

No, I’m hinting (and stating quite plainly) that I don’t like coffee

Yeah but I think you a subtly eupanising

And I’ve just told you I’m not

How do you take your tea?

I don’t like tea either

Hot chocolate?

Yeah that’s alright. Gotta be Options though "

The social in Costa just went flying out the window, across the street and jumped off a bridge

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

even the smell of it makes me gag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"even the smell of it makes me gag"

Dick or coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso? Naaay

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my dick like I like my coffee:

Black as night, Ethiopian and securely packaged.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my dick like I like my coffee:

Black as night, Ethiopian and securely packaged."

There's an Ethiopian cafe in Hanley

apparently that's where coffee was invented

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like my dick like I like my coffee:

Black as night, Ethiopian and securely packaged.

There's an Ethiopian cafe in Hanley

apparently that's where coffee was invented "

Ethiopia not the cafe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth ."

How many times have you been on here then?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I love my coffee. Fresh and first thing in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then? "

I'm a serial UNLOS.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my dick like I like my coffee:

Black as night, Ethiopian and securely packaged.

There's an Ethiopian cafe in Hanley

apparently that's where coffee was invented

Ethiopia not the cafe

Was just thinking ‘Hanley, home of coffee’ said no one ever..

Is the café good? Ethiopian food is amazing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then?

I'm a serial UNLOS.

Sorry, I'm not able to reply to your pm but no, I don't want "SUKIN OFF".

Thanks all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth ."

If you've been here before then you know you can block men

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

If you've been here before then you know you can block men"

Why would I do that???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

If you've been here before then you know you can block men"

He won't be able to offer out blowjobs then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then?

I'm a serial UNLOS.

Sorry, I'm not able to reply to your pm but no, I don't want "SUKIN OFF".

Thanks all the same."

As you very well know I was quoting some one.

isn't mentioning a private message in the forum a naughty step thing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

If you've been here before then you know you can block men

He won't be able to offer out blowjobs then."

I don't mind other people offering blow jobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then?

I'm a serial UNLOS.

Sorry, I'm not able to reply to your pm but no, I don't want "SUKIN OFF".

Thanks all the same.

As you very well know I was quoting some one.

isn't mentioning a private message in the forum a naughty step thing?

Not sure but contacting people who have blocked you is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then?

I'm a serial UNLOS.

Sorry, I'm not able to reply to your pm but no, I don't want "SUKIN OFF".

Thanks all the same.

As you very well know I was quoting some one.

isn't mentioning a private message in the forum a naughty step thing?

Not sure but contacting people who have blocked you is."

Well by definition they can't contact you if they have blocked you?

just saying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

If you've been here before then you know you can block men

He won't be able to offer out blowjobs then."

Exactly...methinks he doth protest too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

If you've been here before then you know you can block men

He won't be able to offer out blowjobs then.

Exactly...methinks he doth protest too much"

It's just that person is so mind blowingly scummy and makes multiple profiles.

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

I quite like my dick. I've become quite attached to it. Which is why I wouldn't put it through a bean grinder or a percolater and then pour hot milk over it. Well not after that first time anyway......

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Big white and extra creamy ...

I like my coffee like my men.

Hot, strong & able to keep me up all night

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

"Big white and extra creamy ...

But you're straight?

Darling I'm fabstraight and haven't bothered change my settings.

I knew it

If you put bi or gay there's this guy round here .... And his messages make me a little sick in my mouth .

How many times have you been on here then?

I'm a serial UNLOS.

Sorry, I'm not able to reply to your pm but no, I don't want "SUKIN OFF".

Thanks all the same.

As you very well know I was quoting some one.

isn't mentioning a private message in the forum a naughty step thing?

Not sure but contacting people who have blocked you is."

It isn't...or you would be breaking that rule too. Anyone can answer on the forum whether people are blocked or not.

What is against rules is posting peoples PM's

The rules are here if you want to read them

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my vagina like I like my watermelon, fresh

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm extremely fussy about my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate coffee so what does that say about me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate coffee so what does that say about me? "

Apparently you hate cock

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh and cream in coffee is just weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate coffee so what does that say about me?

Apparently you hate cock"

I hate cock pics from strangers so that’s close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate coffee so what does that say about me?

Apparently you hate cock

I hate cock pics from strangers so that’s close.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh and cream in coffee is just weird

. Cream and Tia Maria.

heaven

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Ooh and cream in coffee is just weird

. Cream and Tia Maria.

heaven "

Nooo. Black as my heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh and cream in coffee is just weird

Butter or coconut oil is better. (Bulletrpoof coffee)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Long, dkinny-ish and whipped, latte, with a creamy after taste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh and cream in coffee is just weird

. Cream and Tia Maria.

heaven

Nooo. Black as my heart. "

Lol. Wish I could drink it like that. Would be much healthier! I stick to tea usually as I need about 4 sugars in coffee too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate coffee

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

"With you Queen, don’t drink or like tea and coffee, any hot drink for that matter "

You don't have to drink it hot. Iced coffee is quite nice, not keen on iced tea tho

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I like my coffee speciality, usually single origin, roasted within the last week or so, ground immediately prior to drinking using a high quality grinder, made with a filter method based on the flavour characteristics of the coffee. Unadulterated.

... I think I broke the metaphor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With you Queen, don’t drink or like tea and coffee, any hot drink for that matter

You don't have to drink it hot. Iced coffee is quite nice, not keen on iced tea tho"

I don’t like tea or coffee, hot or cold. Yuck at the very thought. I prefer water or gin!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like my coffee speciality, usually single origin, roasted within the last week or so, ground immediately prior to drinking using a high quality grinder, made with a filter method based on the flavour characteristics of the coffee. Unadulterated.

... I think I broke the metaphor. "

That sounds pleasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done OP. I think you’ve nicely handled some needling by the usual suspects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee "
i dont like dick

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"I don’t like coffee i dont like dick"

I'm with you on that one for a change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t like coffee i dont like dick

I'm with you on that one for a change

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yaaaaay common ground at last

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Hot, and first thing in the morning...

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