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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use the tip of your penis to type. Fate has its ways.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?"

Become bi or close your eyes and think of the nation of your choice (or birth)

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Beats off the competition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use the tip of your penis to type. Fate has its ways. "

hsdfp;/##sasiddf312[]saa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use the tip of your penis to type. Fate has its ways.

hsdfp;/##sasiddf312[]saa"

This

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?"

Lol am with you on this made me laugh a few times when i reply to men..

Ps sorry for wanting to kiss snd flirt with you on the threads lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?

Lol am with you on this made me laugh a few times when i reply to men..

Ps sorry for wanting to kiss snd flirt with you on the threads lol"

All attention is a bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?"

Keep the sexual tone going. It can be rather amusing when someone accidentally posts a sexual comment to the wrong person. Sometimes you can catch the comment, before they remove it in a panic

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beats off the competition "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Beats off the competition

Oh dear "

Sliding his hand in too many boxers

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent


"Use the tip of your penis to type. Fate has its ways.

hsdfp;/##sasiddf312[]saa"

Phwoaaaaaaar

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?

Keep the sexual tone going. It can be rather amusing when someone accidentally posts a sexual comment to the wrong person. Sometimes you can catch the comment, before they remove it in a panic

Holly"

I don't delete mine.

I just avoid my inbox for a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beats off the competition

Oh dear

Sliding his hand in too many boxers "

You can never slide your hand into too many boxers

© fab women

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Beats off the competition

Oh dear

Sliding his hand in too many boxers

You can never slide your hand into too many boxers

© fab women"

Tyson Fury will be disappointed to hear that response

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Hence all the deleted posts! It’s happened to me too and don’t you just hate when posters skip rather than do what’s asked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fuck

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry, just testing out this new app I've downloaded.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Sorry, just testing out this new app I've downloaded."

Not working lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sorry, just testing out this new app I've downloaded.

Not working lol "

It worked perfectly, it got me in first. £4.50 well spent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quote the user you're wanting to shag.... ....or add some smallprint to explain that you're interested exclusively in vagina/cock etc....

Steve x

(interested in vagina only, specifically Saff's, unavailable to others etc but likes to chat)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quote the user you're wanting to shag.... ....or add some smallprint to explain that you're interested exclusively in vagina/cock etc....

Steve x

(interested in vagina only, specifically Saff's, unavailable to others etc but likes to chat) "

Fuck me, what app did you download?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?"

Sorry, my friend! That did make me laugh!

I just keep going back those threads to see if the last person is somebody I want to send a message to. If its a single woman you literally have a matter of seconds. If it requires looking at a profile you can't hang around. Grab the information and type like lightning. Make it short (drinks, chat etc). That's all there is to it.

You have to be quick in this game, and I ain't waiting for you.

Luke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to reply to a woman, is there an app for your phone which beats off all the competition?

I've lost count of the amount of times that I've told Bob, Steve, Dennis, Graham or Luke that I want to slide the my hand up their inner thigh.

These guys are just too quick for me so I've reverted to posting something non-sexual so I can cover all bases. Has anybody got any tips?

Lol am with you on this made me laugh a few times when i reply to men..

Ps sorry for wanting to kiss snd flirt with you on the threads lol

All attention is a bonus "

This!!

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