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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What bad things do u wanna do to the person above on the fourms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person "

Go out shopping with x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person "

Phew I can't tell you that I'll end up in nick. Pretty sure my sons son's older. I'm gonna go look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve read that you’re pregnant, so - Baby bump finger painting?

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

i wanna do bad things to you

https://youtu.be/t0eQL5R3bw4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take the poster above to Millwall away, that's pretty bad.

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

I'd sit next to him and turn his pages

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person

Go out shopping with x"

Now then what would I do with the 1 above. Let's just say I hope shes not shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person

Phew I can't tell you that I'll end up in nick. Pretty sure my sons son's older. I'm gonna go look."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make you squirt... So hard you cannot walk after...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make you squirt... So hard you cannot walk after... "

I don’t squirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank "
trampoline

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spank trampoline "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person

Phew I can't tell you that I'll end up in nick. Pretty sure my sons son's older. I'm gonna go look.

"

Yep my lads older than you. That's just wrong

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Spank trampoline

"

I want to put pegs on your nipples and kiss you so you don't notice the sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could put pegs on your nipples and pussy lips and pull them slowly

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Spank trampoline

"

See if she's as good as the poster. I'll just go check. Purely in the company's best interests you understand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person

Phew I can't tell you that I'll end up in nick. Pretty sure my sons son's older. I'm gonna go look.

Yep my lads older than you. That's just wrong "

I respect your decision to reject me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank you really hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank you really hard "

Erm nothing??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Undress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress"

Pinch your nipples and run x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress

Pinch your nipples and run x"

I'd like to explore until you shout out your safe word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress"

Feel free.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Undress

Feel free....."

Then crush your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress

Feel free.....

Then crush your balls "

Find out how well her name suits her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress

Feel free.....

Then crush your balls "

Well that shrivelled up fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress

Feel free.....

Then crush your balls

Well that shrivelled up fast."

Ouch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Undress

Feel free.....

Then crush your balls

Well that shrivelled up fast."

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Undress

Feel free.....

Then crush your balls

Well that shrivelled up fast.

"

Full the petals off that flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join in a threesome and fuck him hard, nothing nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rub egg yolk in hair

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rub egg white in hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair "
bungy jump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair bungy jump"

Hmm. Wax his legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair bungy jump

Hmm. Wax his legs "
jiggle them cheeks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair bungy jump

Hmm. Wax his legs "

Can I help ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair bungy jump

Hmm. Wax his legs

Can I help ?"

Feed to a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub egg white in hair bungy jump

Hmm. Wax his legs

Can I help ?

Feed to a cat"

Still need to be gagging you..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickle her fancy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tickle her fancy "

While we eat cake and discuss the universe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank trampoline

I want to put pegs on your nipples and kiss you so you don't notice the sting "

Oooh if she says no...pick me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wipe my exs cock on her boobs

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By *aughtyforcouplesMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Spank trampoline

I want to put pegs on your nipples and kiss you so you don't notice the sting

Oooh if she says no...pick me! "

leave a red palm print on your right bum cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paint a cartoon worm on his tightie whities with the words 'Girl Bait'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Paint a cartoon worm on his tightie whities with the words 'Girl Bait' "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss each nipple in turn...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss each nipple in turn... "

That doesn't sound to bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits"

My tits just love cum

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Add to the cum

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum "

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs "

More the better

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better "

Those nips definitely need my attention

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention "

Mmmm rim that hot bum xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention "

You can help rub the cum in.

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in."

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"Nothing, I’m mostly a nice person "

Mmmm Rim that ass

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in.

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock "

Said no guy ever

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in.

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock

Said no guy ever "

I’m in a heavy cummer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss each nipple in turn...

That doesn't sound to bad "

As a bad girl likes a bit of cock in ass... while kissing each nipple in turn... I meant to add...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in.

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock

Said no guy ever

I’m in a heavy cummer "

Yummy

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By *ornyDubMan25Man
over a year ago

Berlin


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in.

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock

Said no guy ever

I’m in a heavy cummer

Yummy "

This lady must have some serious titwanking skills!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd love to cum all over those gorgeous tits

My tits just love cum

Mmmm cream then lovely boobs

More the better

Those nips definitely need my attention

You can help rub the cum in.

Mmmm rub it in with the tip of my cock

Said no guy ever

I’m in a heavy cummer

Yummy

This lady must have some serious titwanking skills! "

What makes you say that ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll in honey then blow feathers at

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Make him lie in a bed of thorns while I fuck him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give her a Brazilian using masking tape

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Pierce his penis

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"Pierce his penis "

Rim her ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pierce his penis "

Dry fuck her ass with a dido that squirts itching powder

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"Pierce his penis

Dry fuck her ass with a dido that squirts itching powder "

Lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Make him lie in a bed of thorns while I fuck him."
me and rosebushes have history

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would take the poster above to Millwall away, that's pretty bad."

Been there. Done that

And you aint joking.

Still it prepared me for the rigours of Fab

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pierce his penis

Dry fuck her ass with a dido that squirts itching powder "

You took it to far

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall


"Pierce his penis

Dry fuck her ass with a dido that squirts itching powder

You took it to far "

Rub oil into the beautiful boobs xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pierce his penis

Dry fuck her ass with a dido that squirts itching powder

You took it to far

Rub oil into the beautiful boobs xx "

Yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to suck on those nipos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Invite round to share Naughty Nymphomaniac

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage


"Invite round to share Naughty Nymphomaniac "

Hide one sock of every pair they own..

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Invite round to share Naughty Nymphomaniac "

Like a biscuit, she seems ideal for dipping and for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Invite round to share Naughty Nymphomaniac

Like a biscuit, she seems ideal for dipping and for sharing "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick a Mentos into her ass and douch her with coca cola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stick a Mentos into her ass and douch her with coca cola "
get a wierd science lesson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on his bus and break the rules. I'm gonna talk to him, leave my bags in the aisle etc

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

Definitely nothing bad, might steal her towel though.

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Get on his bus and break the rules. I'm gonna talk to him, leave my bags in the aisle etc"

Sorry dude I’ll shake your hand and pass you by to suck on this lady’s big breast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get on his bus and break the rules. I'm gonna talk to him, leave my bags in the aisle etc

Sorry dude I’ll shake your hand and pass you by to suck on this lady’s big breast "
forget his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick a Mentos into her ass and douch her with coca cola "

Omg

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Caress each other's naked bodies and go from there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caress each other's naked bodies and go from there. "

Sounds good. Very good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Caress each other's naked bodies and go from there.

Sounds good. Very good "

Spank that arse and bite them nipples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Caress each other's naked bodies and go from there.

Sounds good. Very good

Spank that arse and bite them nipples. "

Bite back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tease and spank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still bite "

Slowly remove your clothes, tie you to my bed with your legs spread apart, blindfold you and tease you until your begging for me to give you an orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Still bite

Slowly remove your clothes, tie you to my bed with your legs spread apart, blindfold you and tease you until your begging for me to give you an orgasm. "
shave him with my eyes shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tie him up and ride him it I can't ride him anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tie him up and ride him it I can't ride him anymore "

Feast on her hot wet pussy mmmm

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt"

Nothing bad .. we'd go shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nowt

Nothing bad .. we'd go shopping "

not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to pull her nipple ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tie him up and ride him it I can't ride him anymore "
I hope you use nice rope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tie him up and ride him it I can't ride him anymore "

Now singing this

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By *ayswings69Man
over a year ago

walsall

Rub baby oil into that hot bum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub baby oil into that hot bum "

That sounds enjoyable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub baby oil into that hot bum

That sounds enjoyable "

I'll second that... Baby oil all over that body

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rub baby oil into that hot bum

That sounds enjoyable

I'll second that... Baby oil all over that body "

Oil is always good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rub baby oil into that hot bum

That sounds enjoyable

I'll second that... Baby oil all over that body

Oil is always good "

I still want to spank that arse and bite them nipples, plus anything else you'd like me to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard pie in the FACE and run away x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Custard pie in the FACE and run away x "

As long as you are wearing the same thing as your profile picture I'll be happy with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noooooooo I will be in my ninja suit xc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything involving this ninja suit!

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By *hesterXXXMan
over a year ago

in your dreams

Turn him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So sweet!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Noooooooo I will be in my ninja suit xc"
I'd let you boot me everywhere i a ninja suit

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By *ave and hailsCouple
over a year ago

NOTTINGHAM

Local active dogging spots?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn him "

Which way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Turn him

Which way ?"

Nipple suck and then see how she sucks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Turn him

Which way ?

Nipple suck and then see how she sucks "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank left ass cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank left ass cheek"
take his morning paper off him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spank left ass cheektake his morning paper off him "

Toss him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Spank left ass cheektake his morning paper off him

Toss him off "

Ask for a sexy pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick his shades

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick his shades "

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach "

Nick his tshirt

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By *aveyIOM1970Man
over a year ago

douglas


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt"

Fuck your ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt"

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do "

Be my guest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do

Be my guest "

oooh,,eh,,i wanna make you buy me some new strappy heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Undress

Pinch your nipples and run x

I'd like to explore until you shout out your safe word. "

I don't have a safe word

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do

Be my guest

oooh,,eh,,i wanna make you buy me some new strappy heels "

get you totally d*unk and when you pass out..superglue your cock to to your leg..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do

Be my guest

oooh,,eh,,i wanna make you buy me some new strappy heels

get you totally d*unk and when you pass out..superglue your cock to to your leg.. "

youd NEVER manage to get me d*unk,id drink you under the table n staple yer buttocks together you harlot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nick his shades

Nick your bikini top and run off while you're sunbathing on the beach

Nick his tshirt

I want to lick your arse thats what I want to do

Be my guest

oooh,,eh,,i wanna make you buy me some new strappy heels

get you totally d*unk and when you pass out..superglue your cock to to your leg..

youd NEVER manage to get me d*unk,id drink you under the table n staple yer buttocks together you harlot "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick her chocolates and place them back in the box x

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots


"Lick her chocolates and place them back in the box x "

Lick her chocolate off your tongue

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lick her chocolates and place them back in the box x

Lick her chocolate off your tongue "

Swap chocolate

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Lick her chocolates and place them back in the box x

Lick her chocolate off your tongue

Swap chocolate "

Buy more chocolate

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

[Removed by poster at 01/07/19 23:05:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry you off

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"[Removed by poster at 01/07/19 23:05:08]"

I was going to say whip your arse for leaving the toilet seat up...but now it will be for removing your post!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I invisible or someone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am I invisible or someone?"

Twat

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"[Removed by poster at 01/07/19 23:05:08]

I was going to say whip your arse for leaving the toilet seat up...but now it will be for removing your post!"

Leave the toilet seat up

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

Bugger. Message lag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello?!?

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Hello?!? "

Shag your bottom for being needy

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Undo you buttons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing sorry^ maybe a pint

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'll buy you a pint.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll buy you a pint.

Jo.Xx "

Lick that fruit off

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'll buy you a pint.

Jo.Xx

Lick that fruit off"

See how spanky your pants really are..

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

See that corset in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See the face behind that silhouette

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r

Twang your suspenders

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Twang your suspenders "

Rinse off all that soap..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run my tongue over those pearls xx

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap.."

Undo your buttons xx

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx"

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water! "

Heck now we are in trouble

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble "

Don't cross me

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble

Don't cross me"

I won’t mistress

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble

Don't cross me

I won’t mistress "

Ahhh you're a good boy after all..warm water it is

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble

Don't cross me

I won’t mistress

Ahhh you're a good boy after all..warm water it is"

Phew..... . Love pearls xx

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble

Don't cross me

I won’t mistress

Ahhh you're a good boy after all..warm water it is

Phew..... . Love pearls xx"

Even warm and sticky ones?

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

Especially warm and sticky ones

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Especially warm and sticky ones "

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Twang your suspenders

Rinse off all that soap..

Undo your buttons xx

They aren't buttons...for that you get cold water!

Heck now we are in trouble

Don't cross me

I won’t mistress

Ahhh you're a good boy after all..warm water it is

Phew..... . Love pearls xx

Even warm and sticky ones?"

The warmer and stickier the better xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some deep heat in his lube x

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By *entleman55Man
over a year ago

S’th West Mc/r


"Put some deep heat in his lube x "

Ouch

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By *hampagne_Supernova_91Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Lace the condoms with Vicks vapor rub

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