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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

I genuinely couldn’t have put it better...

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re dead right.

Or are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep.. I've had this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yr absolutely right.

Bloody Schrödinger.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Sorry, but as I've looked at all your pics, the waveform collapsed and I have to confirm that you are all dead sexy.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Love it. So true x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yr absolutely right.

Bloody Schrödinger.

"

Luckily I'm your woman so don't have to worry, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

That's accualy not exactly state of quantum superposition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love this!!!!

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By *obi_DDCouple
over a year ago

Dundee

So true! That and "B*tch. I never liked you anyway." Then why did you ask!?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

One of the reasons I don’t reply to most messages anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yr absolutely right.

Bloody Schrödinger.

Luckily I'm your woman so don't have to worry, right? "

Only if he puts you in a box with a mysterious flask...

Tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yr absolutely right.

Bloody Schrödinger.

Luckily I'm your woman so don't have to worry, right? "

Correct. I'm just lucky my mediocre come on's work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yr absolutely right.

Bloody Schrödinger.

Luckily I'm your woman so don't have to worry, right?

Only if he puts you in a box with a mysterious flask...

Tea"

I might enjoy that

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

No, she doesn’t exist. I’ve been rejected by swinger wives and they were still attractive. Now, whether the rejection is civilised or rude, that’s another story entirely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn’t there a third option? Man hater or lesbian?

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By *umblefunMan
over a year ago

London/ South East


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "
if the mans a complete jerk yes.. statement 100% correct. If he’s half a brain not necessarily......I don’t think this is limited to a male response though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if u find fat sexy do u open the box? Win win right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Naah, don't like it. It's generalising.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Bang on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha spot on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, but as I've looked at all your pics, the waveform collapsed and I have to confirm that you are all dead sexy.

"

That actually just made me a little bit damp. I really need to get out more.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

That it is (sadly) utterly true. It also made me smile at the ludicrousness of all *this*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/06/19 20:23:03]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's exactly why I keep one in a sealed box. Purely in the interest of science.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

All my messages are mediocre at best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s weird. Every time we say no, it’s always accepted with good grace by men, women and couples.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s weird. Every time we say no, it’s always accepted with good grace by men, women and couples. "

I wish that was the case for everyone! How it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Thoughts

Well the same rules apply for a man's penis.

It's neither big or small until someone decides so.

But if he hides it in a box rather than shows anyone it's both big and small or he may not even have a penis.

Or until he post's a thread on here and a picture of his penis asking is it too big?

Even then the variation in replys will also render it's neither big not small.

Perhaps the cat should have been on fab as well hidden behind a no picture on profile

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Thought he just put a pussy on a box ????? With some yuck stuff !!!@ xx

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton


"Sorry, but as I've looked at all your pics, the waveform collapsed and I have to confirm that you are all dead sexy.

That actually just made me a little bit damp. I really need to get out more. "

Would you like to help me with a double slit experiment I am trying to conduct?

Who knew physics could be so crammed with double entendres?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was simpler when I just had to work out where the cat was....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bit of a generalisation, really

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"You’re dead right.

Or are you?"

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sorry, but as I've looked at all your pics, the waveform collapsed and I have to confirm that you are all dead sexy.

That actually just made me a little bit damp. I really need to get out more.

Would you like to help me with a double slit experiment I am trying to conduct?

Who knew physics could be so crammed with double entendres? "

I think you and every other man I know on Fab is trying to conduct that double slit experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had this the other day...he was really complimentary and horny until i knocked him back....then suddenly I'm a fat pig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all as mad as a box of frogs.... not sure if they are live or dead frogs though

Question us who is making all these flippin boxes?

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By *arkasSmoothMan
over a year ago

Luton


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Spot on with fab... happens so often, I did think it was probably just us big girls got the abuse but seems nit x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was simpler when I just had to work out where the cat was...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general. "

It really isn’t a small number Tame but yep just like the ‘do women’ threads, I dislike the ‘all men’ assumption. I would say ‘vast majority’ though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Yes it seems to be the same insult trotted out again and again... some people have no imagination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general.

It really isn’t a small number Tame but yep just like the ‘do women’ threads, I dislike the ‘all men’ assumption. I would say ‘vast majority’ though."

You think the vast majority of men behave like this online ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general.

It really isn’t a small number Tame but yep just like the ‘do women’ threads, I dislike the ‘all men’ assumption. I would say ‘vast majority’ though.

You think the vast majority of men behave like this online ? "

In my personal experience, yes. The majority do unfortunately....not all.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general.

It really isn’t a small number Tame but yep just like the ‘do women’ threads, I dislike the ‘all men’ assumption. I would say ‘vast majority’ though.

You think the vast majority of men behave like this online ? "

They behave like it here Tame but I’ve been here many years now and rarely give them the opportunity any more, it’s fairly easy to suss out someone who hides behind a level of respect for swinging and women that soon disappears once a no thanks or block happens. I also get abuse from the blocked mans friends.

You and I have had private conversations and men like you are a rarity.

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

Men who act that way aren't real men.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"It’s a small number of assholes that behave like this, but as usual, it then gets referred to men in general.

It really isn’t a small number Tame but yep just like the ‘do women’ threads, I dislike the ‘all men’ assumption. I would say ‘vast majority’ though.

You think the vast majority of men behave like this online ?

In my personal experience, yes. The majority do unfortunately....not all. "

The vast majority, no. When I bothered to reply with no, a majority. Delete without reply cuts it way down.

I don't know who's going to do it. While it's pathetic and laughable, it's still aggravating and I'll do what I can to cut it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send these fuckers my way when I'm due on, I'll roast em

P

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Send these fuckers my way when I'm due on, I'll roast em

P"

I got one once during my period, when an injury was giving me hell, and my coffee grinder broke.

I'm surprised my reaction didn't get me banned from Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Send these fuckers my way when I'm due on, I'll roast em

P

I got one once during my period, when an injury was giving me hell, and my coffee grinder broke.

I'm surprised my reaction didn't get me banned from Fab "

On my single profile I used to save the "special" ones in my inbox til I was due on and full of satans bile, then pretend I was shooting fish in a barrel. Twas such fun.

P

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Send these fuckers my way when I'm due on, I'll roast em

P

I got one once during my period, when an injury was giving me hell, and my coffee grinder broke.

I'm surprised my reaction didn't get me banned from Fab

On my single profile I used to save the "special" ones in my inbox til I was due on and full of satans bile, then pretend I was shooting fish in a barrel. Twas such fun.

P"

Omg haha

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m still striving to get to mediocre!

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

Love it!!

I think of my mailbox the same way... All mail has the potential to be enticing or nasty until read

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "
awwww rejection is a part of life here a leather skin is needed for some

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By *ndy0001Man
over a year ago

leeds

Rejection is part of life yes and also growing up is too. Sadly not all the chaps on here are as mentally mature as their physical pictures suggest.

#growup

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

And as if by magic, one such abusive ‘fuck off you fat minger, only desperate men will fuck you’ message (I’m not quoting, admin, I’m paraphrasing) appeared in my inbox by some random, faceless, profile less ‘man’.

Such a shame I couldn’t reply before he got the first block in

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And as if by magic, one such abusive ‘fuck off you fat minger, only desperate men will fuck you’ message (I’m not quoting, admin, I’m paraphrasing) appeared in my inbox by some random, faceless, profile less ‘man’.

Such a shame I couldn’t reply before he got the first block in "

Counterblock or he'll try again after he thinks you've forgotten

I've had that happen after extended conversation, this close to reaching a social, slight problem, and oh the abuse! (I didn't know you could counterblock then)

I'm not going to forget someone after I've spoken to them for months! (so when they show up nosying around my profile, they're blocked on sight)

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"And as if by magic, one such abusive ‘fuck off you fat minger, only desperate men will fuck you’ message (I’m not quoting, admin, I’m paraphrasing) appeared in my inbox by some random, faceless, profile less ‘man’.

Such a shame I couldn’t reply before he got the first block in

Counterblock or he'll try again after he thinks you've forgotten

I've had that happen after extended conversation, this close to reaching a social, slight problem, and oh the abuse! (I didn't know you could counterblock then)

I'm not going to forget someone after I've spoken to them for months! (so when they show up nosying around my profile, they're blocked on sight) "

Oh I block with impunity. I’ve been here almost ten years, I know the tricks

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"And as if by magic, one such abusive ‘fuck off you fat minger, only desperate men will fuck you’ message (I’m not quoting, admin, I’m paraphrasing) appeared in my inbox by some random, faceless, profile less ‘man’.

Such a shame I couldn’t reply before he got the first block in

Counterblock or he'll try again after he thinks you've forgotten

I've had that happen after extended conversation, this close to reaching a social, slight problem, and oh the abuse! (I didn't know you could counterblock then)

I'm not going to forget someone after I've spoken to them for months! (so when they show up nosying around my profile, they're blocked on sight)

Oh I block with impunity. I’ve been here almost ten years, I know the tricks "

I bet. For those who don't though. Don't be like former me

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

This has made my day.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?"

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report. "

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The woman exists simultaneously as both "sexy as hell" and "a fat fucking bitch" until the man's mediocre come-on is either rejected or accepted.

Saw this online earlier, thought I'd share with the group.

Any thoughts? "

First thought is why can't a fat fucking bitch still be sexy as hell?

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here? "

Who knows? The attitude to women in general sucks so I point it out where and when I can, maybe it’s made a few people think.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here? "

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices. "

Dickheads.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices. "

I always love your words

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices.

I always love your words "

Thank you!

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices. "

I'm not sure if you were involved in one of my threads about this site, but I did make a suggestion about reducing the problem, that was weeks ago, though. As per usual, the--ahem--more intelligent people disagreed with me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Disagreement is not grounds for thinking someone is "ahem intelligent".

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

It certainly is, when they seem to not give a shit about how much abuse goes on towards people like you, for example but....hey ho

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"It certainly is, when they seem to not give a shit about how much abuse goes on towards people like you, for example but....hey ho"

The abuse is from faceless strangers online, it means nothing unless you allow it to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, what should we all do about the people with the "fat fucking bitch" attitudes? Any suggestions for action?

1. Anyone with this attitude needs to grow the fuck up and ditch the entitlement

2. Teaching everyone that this is unacceptable/ that women are allowed to like casual sex on their own terms

3. Block/ report.

How long have you been a member of this site? Have the two points--apart from the block/report--alleviated the situation for women in here?

18 months is not enough time to solve systemic societal issues and force dickhead to evaluate their life choices.

I'm not sure if you were involved in one of my threads about this site, but I did make a suggestion about reducing the problem, that was weeks ago, though. As per usual, the--ahem--more intelligent people disagreed with me."

What suggestion?

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