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By * times sexy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffs

Ive had an idea. With so many "fake" swingers and "timewasters" clogging up the airwaves how about this for a way of stopping this annoying practice. How about an official voucher issued by the NHS that you get signed by your first swing partner. You then take it to your local tattooist who tattoos a small swingers emblem on yiur arse as a verification. that way. if in doubt a quick pic of the cheecks by e mail or in person at a meet and bingo . he

/she or they are gen. God how simple and easy was that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant see the NHS condoning us lot having our arses branded tbh

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Better still, real male swingers get a tattoo of their hometown on their dicks?

Those fortunate folks from Llanfairpyllgwynn etc or Cleckheckmondsedge should be popular?

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By *eaboMan
over a year ago

marden

but people from

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

will have to hide. and any tourist here from

Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamphrasit

is going to have one helluva holiday.

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

See now you lot are normal. I read branding and suddenly had images of glowing red metal sizzling onto skin and leaving a scorched 'veriefied genuine' mark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"but people from

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwyll-llantysiliogogogoch

will have to hide. and any tourist here from

Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamphrasit

is going to have one helluva holiday. "

Krungthepmahanakonbowornratanakosinmahintarayudyayamahadiloponoparatanarajthaniburiromudomrajniwesmahasatarnamornpimarnavatarsatitsakattiyavisanukamphrasit

That part of the Tattoo is done now, back next week for my street name and house number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had an idea. With so many "fake" swingers and "timewasters" clogging up the airwaves how about this for a way of stopping this annoying practice. How about an official voucher issued by the NHS that you get signed by your first swing partner. You then take it to your local tattooist who tattoos a small swingers emblem on yiur arse as a verification. that way. if in doubt a quick pic of the cheecks by e mail or in person at a meet and bingo . he

/she or they are gen. God how simple and easy was that lol "

To the OP this thread is a total epiphany... Like in all good groups, gangs and clubs people have a little sign to distinguish them from the rest. If its good enough for the masons to wear a masonry ring on the finger why not have one for actual swingers. I'm taking this very seriously and thinking I should get one if I see the symbol. I'm considering grey shading to be done for this mind you before getting this mysterious tattoo I will do some lunges to firm up my posterior since it looks like a saggy deflated balloon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoa I think I killed this conversation... Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod it if your going for branding, why not a whacking great Chameleon tat on your back a la 'the girl with the dragon tattoo'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sod it if your going for branding, why not a whacking great Chameleon tat on your back a la 'the girl with the dragon tattoo' "

I'd love it, I'm not a fan I burning or the smell of burning flesh... Depending what kind of flesh it is ie bovine or poultry the tattoo sounds less invasive I've got a few tattoos already what's one more going to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl with a dragon tattoo?????

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By * times sexy OP   Couple
over a year ago

Staffs


"Ive had an idea. With so many "fake" swingers and "timewasters" clogging up the airwaves how about this for a way of stopping this annoying practice. How about an official voucher issued by the NHS that you get signed by your first swing partner. You then take it to your local tattooist who tattoos a small swingers emblem on yiur arse as a verification. that way. if in doubt a quick pic of the cheecks by e mail or in person at a meet and bingo . he

/she or they are gen. God how simple and easy was that lol

To the OP this thread is a total epiphany... Like in all good groups, gangs and clubs people have a little sign to distinguish them from the rest. If its good enough for the masons to wear a masonry ring on the finger why not have one for actual swingers. I'm taking this very seriously and thinking I should get one if I see the symbol. I'm considering grey shading to be done for this mind you before getting this mysterious tattoo I will do some lunges to firm up my posterior since it looks like a saggy deflated balloon "

you see gnow this lady is a real forward thinker and a genuine swing icon. none of your armchair swinging theorising here . Go girl you sound like our kind of lady / couple xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ive had an idea. With so many "fake" swingers and "timewasters" clogging up the airwaves how about this for a way of stopping this annoying practice. How about an official voucher issued by the NHS that you get signed by your first swing partner. You then take it to your local tattooist who tattoos a small swingers emblem on yiur arse as a verification. that way. if in doubt a quick pic of the cheecks by e mail or in person at a meet and bingo . he

/she or they are gen. God how simple and easy was that lol

To the OP this thread is a total epiphany... Like in all good groups, gangs and clubs people have a little sign to distinguish them from the rest. If its good enough for the masons to wear a masonry ring on the finger why not have one for actual swingers. I'm taking this very seriously and thinking I should get one if I see the symbol. I'm considering grey shading to be done for this mind you before getting this mysterious tattoo I will do some lunges to firm up my posterior since it looks like a saggy deflated balloon

you see gnow this lady is a real forward thinker and a genuine swing icon. none of your armchair swinging theorising here . Go girl you sound like our kind of lady / couple xxx"

Why thank you kind sir or lady! As a couple we are very progressive! If the LGBT (lesbians, gay, bisexual and trans) community have a rainbow flag as swingers we should have an internationally known symbol. However if I'm going to totally get this tattoo I need those lunges can't have a saggy booty with a great tattoo x

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By *ibrosMan
over a year ago

harrow


"....... You then take it to your local tattooist who tattoos a small swingers emblem on yiur arse as a verification. that way. if in doubt a quick pic of the cheecks by e mail or in person at a meet and bingo . he

/she or they are gen. God how simple and easy was that lol "

Not sure this works. What if the arse in the picture isn't attached to the timewaster? To do this properly the tattoo should be on the forehead.

ID and verification all in one.

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