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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Say something silly on Sunday!

Could be a joke or a poem, or just a silly story you've heard ...

Go on ...give us all a laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something silly on Sunday!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Random fact

If you put 2 straws in your mouth, one inside a drink and one outside, you won't be able to drink through it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wrote this a while ago. I enjoy rhyme. It’s in an Ottava Rima and ABABCC structure.

My life has not been entirely lived in vain,

nor has it been entirely for pleasure,

as within my mind there is an ungovernable source of pain,

disallowing any form of leisure -

and shall certainly end with me going insane!

Whilst life has lost its shine, and my soul it’s hope,

I’m still against being found hanging from a rope.

My Love life has had no source in the apathy that I feel for life,

nor does money - nor a lack of it,

I’m sure that if it were, and I took a woman for a wife,

I’d lose my mind even more; and for death become the more desperate.

Though, why must one always ponder,

surely there’s more after life yonder.

The train of philosophical thought is, I imagine as dangerous as the proverbial promiscuous train,

whilst the power of thought is in itself not too dissimilar to a maze,

and the philosophical teachings alleging to be our map - or super brain;

Thus, leave us with more questions than answers, and in a new malicious haze.

If only there were someone high above to be our guide: not a man in a crane,

but God - you’d think he’d have a Facebook to interact with in these technologically advanced days.

If there is a mystery of life, then surely there is a bigger mystery to death,

and that is - if there is an after life, then why do we bother to die at all and fear that “last breath”?

Now what meaning can I find for life or that which can excite?

I do find promiscuous concubinage to be alluring, although overtly tiring,

I do admit to enjoying the odd piece of Turkish delight,

though, both prior and latter has a finite enjoyment before expiring;

There’s also a sobering thought that shall make one see the light,

which is that all the beauties, prim and super,

still all have to use the pooper.

I love my cat and all animals in their entirety,

I could live with only hearing a meow or the moo of a cow,

I could go without the sight of mankind for eternity,

there’s many reasons for the why and how;

I don’t much understand our reasons for being: before we reach the cemetery,

nor the need to always have a false smile on show.

Though I do wonder if heaven has, Dom perignon,

or skimped out and got wholesale Sauvignon?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please show me their cock, I could really do with a laugh

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What do you do if your wife starts smoking? Slow down and reach for some lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concorde used to stretch between 6 & 10" every single flight.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

What does a penis and a rubik’s cube have in common?

The more you play with it, the harder it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Newcastle United will win The Premier League next year Beat that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve just joined a new band. We’re called 999mb. We’re really good but haven’t got a gig yet.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I went out dressed as a chicken last night and bumped into a woman dressed as an egg.

One thing led to another but I answered a lifelong question..... the chicken

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

If you can keep your erection when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can take disbelief and sarcasm when all forumites doubt you,

    But make allowance for their sense of humour too;   

If you can fuck and not be tired by fucking,

    Or being blocked, don’t deal in blocks,

Or being fabbed, don’t give way to fabbing,

    And yet don’t look too close, nor talk too much rot:

If you can wank—and not make wanking your master;   

    If you can think (whilst wanking) —and direct your splurting aim;   

If you can meet with size-queens and those that yell “faster”

    And treat those two fabsters just the same;   

If you can bear to read the truth about your profile being written

    Twisted by the forum and told you break the rule,

Or watch posts descend into chaos, or see tongues firmly bitten

    And cum and repeat without rubbing out your tool

If you can make one heap of all your verifications

    And risk it on one pic in lingerie,

And UNLOS and start again at blank, full of consternation

    And never breathe a word about sucking cock being gay

If you can force your cock in anus, but say you are not bi

    To keep posting long after the initial point of thread is gone,   

And so hold on when the cum is ready to fly

    And scream to your meet: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with people in clubs with dubious virtue,   

    Or fuck with queens and princesses — with golden pussy to touch,

If neither deleted message or blocks can hurt you,

    If all men are competitors against you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving profile

    With sixty words worth of sexy fun,   

Yours is fab and everyone that’s on it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a swinger my son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to the supermarket and bought some bread with my name on it... then realised it said thick cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you can keep your erection when all about you   

    Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,   

If you can take disbelief and sarcasm when all forumites doubt you,

    But make allowance for their sense of humour too;   

If you can fuck and not be tired by fucking,

    Or being blocked, don’t deal in blocks,

Or being fabbed, don’t give way to fabbing,

    And yet don’t look too close, nor talk too much rot:

If you can wank—and not make wanking your master;   

    If you can think (whilst wanking) —and direct your splurting aim;   

If you can meet with size-queens and those that yell “faster”

    And treat those two fabsters just the same;   

If you can bear to read the truth about your profile being written

    Twisted by the forum and told you break the rule,

Or watch posts descend into chaos, or see tongues firmly bitten

    And cum and repeat without rubbing out your tool

If you can make one heap of all your verifications

    And risk it on one pic in lingerie,

And UNLOS and start again at blank, full of consternation

    And never breathe a word about sucking cock being gay

If you can force your cock in anus, but say you are not bi

    To keep posting long after the initial point of thread is gone,   

And so hold on when the cum is ready to fly

    And scream to your meet: ‘Hold on!’

If you can talk with people in clubs with dubious virtue,   

    Or fuck with queens and princesses — with golden pussy to touch,

If neither deleted message or blocks can hurt you,

    If all men are competitors against you, but none too much;

If you can fill the unforgiving profile

    With sixty words worth of sexy fun,   

Yours is fab and everyone that’s on it,   

    And—which is more—you’ll be a swinger my son!

"

Busy Kipling?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool


"I went out dressed as a chicken last night and bumped into a woman dressed as an egg.

One thing led to another but I answered a lifelong question..... the chicken "

Haha, made me laugh. Love it x

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire


"I went out dressed as a chicken last night and bumped into a woman dressed as an egg.

One thing led to another but I answered a lifelong question..... the chicken "

Someone just sent me that in a message last night!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

FATUOUS

adjective

silly and pointless.

"a fatuous comment"

synonyms:silly, foolish, stupid, inane, nonsensical, childish, puerile, infantile, idiotic, brainless, mindless, vacuous, imbecilic, asinine, witless, empty-headed, hare-brained;......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only post on serious matters.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I only post on serious matters."

Well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You breathe in the same air particles about once every 5 years.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here's a couple of nonsense poems by Ogden Nash

The Cow

The cow is of the bovine ilk;

One end is moo, the other, milk.

The Ostrich

The ostrich roams the great Sahara.

Its mouth is wide, its neck is narra.

It has such long and lofty legs,

I'm glad it sits to lay its eggs.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Coca-cola has never been patented because to do that they would have to reveal the formula.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only post on serious matters.

Well done "

The 'person above' is probably the most lauded person on Fab. Why does he/she get so much attention?

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