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Worst thing you've ever seen in a public toilet

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Mine has to be 2 dead junkies.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh!

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

I raise you two junkies and a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blimey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you can count a restaurant toilet in this category, then Peter Stringfellow.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"If you can count a restaurant toilet in this category, then Peter Stringfellow."

You win..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about to say Susan Boyle but then I remembered it was the worst thing and she was lovely

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I raise you two junkies and a cat "

Wtf was the cat doing waiting for a dig

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Michael.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is cheery

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By *ucy LewdWoman
over a year ago

North Oxfordshire

A man curled one out in a toilet brush holder the other day where I work.

That was delightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should clarify the dead body was zombie, I've shot him because he scared me. Left 4 dead was a fun game

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I was in one the other day that had been decorated in the most awful purple paint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread is cheery "

Isn't it just!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy."

My favourite from years ago was

My mother made me a homosexual

Directly underneath in different writing

If I gave her the wool would she make me one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy.

My favourite from years ago was

My mother made me a homosexual

Directly underneath in different writing

If I gave her the wool would she make me one too"

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I saw a shit on the floor once. Not laid by myself I hasten to add.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself ...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"If you can count a restaurant toilet in this category, then Peter Stringfellow."

Oi! you Peter happened to be a friend of mine.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"I saw a shit on the floor once. Not laid by myself I hasten to add."

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

No toilet roll, so I had to use the handkerchief that was in the pocket of the dead body in trap 2.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Glastonbury festival toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself, a dribbling mess on the urine soaked, cold, ceramic floor tiles.. Reflected in full technicolor 1080p HD via a shiny chrome toilet.

Welcome to Jackass.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree

I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one. "

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must"
..... I would do the same" or wait untill I went in a cafe etc.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must..... I would do the same" or wait untill I went in a cafe etc. "

It is easier for men to nip behind a tree though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 23/06/19 00:04:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies."

sick absolutely sick. Not necessary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An open tub of vaseline and sone soiled pants.

It's probably not the worst thing I have seen but the image has stuck with me as to what went on and how long ago.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must..... I would do the same" or wait untill I went in a cafe etc.

It is easier for men to nip behind a tree though. "
..... Your right on that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one. "

Are you too good for a public toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is the worst thing I've ever seen in Fab that's for sure...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one. "

To go to the loo

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By *hunderstruckMan
over a year ago

Northampton


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one. "

As a plumber I find ladies are quite bad too

Especially in pubs and nightclubs .

Knickers stuffed into cisterns or thrown on floors if they started their period while out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

As a plumber I find ladies are quite bad too

Especially in pubs and nightclubs .

Knickers stuffed into cisterns or thrown on floors if they started their period while out "

I used to work in a bar and was the only staff member that would clean the bogs.

Most weekends I'd always find a used tampon left on the toilet seat.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

Are you too good for a public toilet? "
...i just will not walk through piss and crap in some stinking public loo to use it'.. has nothing to do with being too good.

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By *ymph and ManicCouple
over a year ago

North East

An actual cleaner. Lol.

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By *reygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies."
did you kill em or gate crash a crime scene.?

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By *orny PTMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A head of a decapitated duck, mallard I think: in the entrance to the gents, in the car park in Ventnor, IOW.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

Are you too good for a public toilet? ...i just will not walk through piss and crap in some stinking public loo to use it'.. has nothing to do with being too good."

Maybe I just put a tone in your voice in my head.

My point being, yes they're a bit grim, but sometimes you've very little choice in the matter.

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By *upremexMan
over a year ago

liverpool. huyton. near yewtree


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

Are you too good for a public toilet? ...i just will not walk through piss and crap in some stinking public loo to use it'.. has nothing to do with being too good.

Maybe I just put a tone in your voice in my head.

My point being, yes they're a bit grim, but sometimes you've very little choice in the matter."
.... no tone from me at all. Grim and smell.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy."

Try this one then...

If you think the crabs can jump quite high

Go next door, the bastards fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate when I see a phone number and underneath it's written "call Sandra for hot sex".

It boils my piss, she's never in.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

Went into a public toilet once, in a stall someone had shit on the floor, cubicle wall and the seat

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By *ree guyMan
over a year ago

Fleetwood

Been in a pub where you have to wipe your feet to exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want my breakfast now.

I avoid public loos unless absolutely desperate. I haven't witnessed dead bodies but have been exposed to some dirty bastards who have little manners. God knows what their bathrooms must be like!

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By *mileyculturebelfastMan
over a year ago

belfast

Is that not a good thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies."

Mine was just shit all over the floor, so deffo think you win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has to be someone's number 2 in the sink..... And boy did it stink too... I held on and went to a different shop, every little matters!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last week someone left 2 dollops of poo on the floor as you walked into the ladies toilets at work. Who does that ! None of us could fathom out how you wouldn’t know you had done that.

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

My ex boss at the bank once left her used tampon on the floor of the disabled toilets and got caught out as she was the only one who used it that day.

She was a right bitch too.

Much less bitchy after that though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies."

Bloody hell. So two humans tragically lost their lives and you’ve reduced it to a pissing contest thread on a sex site.

Well done.

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy.

Try this one then...

If you think the crabs can jump quite high

Go next door, the bastards fly "

It's no use standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump six feet !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy.

Try this one then...

If you think the crabs can jump quite high

Go next door, the bastards fly

It's no use standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump six feet !"

Yeah I'd forgotten about that bit, so I know who the culprit was now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace winger shitting inside the urinal.

That is not on mate !

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

I ran a pub for a few years and one night a lady must have had explosive diarrhea... How I never threw up I'll never know. There was shit everywhere, including handprints of it all over the cubicle door, the wall, the sink and taps, and on the door to get back out of the loos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ran a pub for a few years and one night a lady must have had explosive diarrhea... How I never threw up I'll never know. There was shit everywhere, including handprints of it all over the cubicle door, the wall, the sink and taps, and on the door to get back out of the loos. "

This is probably why you often see a dude lurking in the bogs with a damp cloth and a bottle of old spice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies."
exactly we can't beat that although I saw thread dead stool........... Pigeons

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By *d59michelleTV/TS
over a year ago

walsall


"I saw some fun graffiti; someone had out a Jesus related quote up from the bible. Someone next to it had penned -

I worship Satin

Someone else had written; I prefer corduroy.

Try this one then...

If you think the crabs can jump quite high

Go next door, the bastards fly

It's no use standing on the seat the crabs in here can jump six feet !

Yeah I'd forgotten about that bit, so I know who the culprit was now "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those that wipe their snot on the walls. Always makes me want to vomit.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Ace winger shitting inside the urinal.

That is not on mate ! "

There wasn't even any bog roll either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in France one time and I saw a woman in the gents sitting not far from urinals taking money for the pleasure of peeing I mean it's just not on

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Mine has to be 2 dead junkies.

Bloody hell. So two humans tragically lost their lives and you’ve reduced it to a pissing contest thread on a sex site.

Well done. "

Why did I say it was the worst thing I'd ever seen? (Waits for your arrogance to kick in).

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By *hooter McGavinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Two 40 + year old men wanking each other off in the door way of the men’s public toilets in heavetree Exeter at 1.00pm on a Saturday afternoon a few months back, there were kids about as well, felt sickened by it and I ran away, was actually needing a wee real bad and didn’t go, actually called the police on them

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Why did I say it was the worst thing I'd ever seen? (Waits for your arrogance to kick in)."

How did you know they were dead though? Maybe they were just mamba zombies, there are plenty in Derby and probably throughout the world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blobby knob coated with warts all over the bellend with cheese all under the foreskin slowly emerging through a splintery glory hole ........ While I was halfway through a dump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I can't actually tell you wtge worst thing I've ever seen in a nightclub toilet.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When I was around 9 we stopped at the Dartmouth Tunnel loos. My mum opened the cubicle door and I'm not kidding every part of it was brown, like someone had exploded. I've never seen anything like it. As I turned away I was sick all over the floor. Ever since then if I really have to use a public loo I push the door open really, really tentatively!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must..... I would do the same" or wait untill I went in a cafe etc. "
is that not a public toilet then ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

I admit that if there's a discreet tree to go behind I'll use that in preference but sometimes needs must..... I would do the same" or wait untill I went in a cafe etc. is that not a public toilet then ???

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Not really because they can limit its use to customers. As it's on private property not a public biding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually the wrost thing I have seen is a public bog with no cubicle or door to surround it and with a bog roll just slightly out if reach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mobile number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest Huntsman Spider ever, chewing on the remains of a snake..!!

Never ever look up when you’re sitting on the loo doing a no 2 in the Australian bush.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I remember going into a nightclub toilet and someone had curled out a massive steamer into the urinal. Felt sorry for whoever had to get that out by hand! Portaloos on army training areas are the worst though...

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

In Greece. Where used toilet paper is left in an open bin at side of the bog

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Wasnt the worst , but some graffiti above a urinal I read once said " dont look here , the jokes in your hand "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some ugly cunt in the mirror

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Michael and a police constable

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Why did I say it was the worst thing I'd ever seen? (Waits for your arrogance to kick in).

How did you know they were dead though? Maybe they were just mamba zombies, there are plenty in Derby and probably throughout the world "

You'd can kinda tell when someone's been dead for a while. They tend to have certain tell tale signs that are unmistakable.

However I did once come across what must have been a 2 ft long horse shit (judging by its width) half out of a toilet and slinking onto the floor in an argos toilet back in the 90s.

I miss the 90s (but not the giant turds)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex boss at the bank once left her used tampon on the floor of the disabled toilets and got caught out as she was the only one who used it that day.

She was a right bitch too.

Much less bitchy after that though "

dirty fucking cow

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

A lion.

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Anyone been to a Chinese public toilet (hole)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone having a poo beside the toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one. "

MrD

Because I always seem to get it trouble when I go into the ladies toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have never used one and don't intend to start now. You can smell a men's loo from miles away' why would anyone want to even use one.

MrD

Because I always seem to get it trouble when I go into the ladies toilets "

Why do you get into trouble?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Why did I say it was the worst thing I'd ever seen? (Waits for your arrogance to kick in).

How did you know they were dead though? Maybe they were just mamba zombies, there are plenty in Derby and probably throughout the world

You'd can kinda tell when someone's been dead for a while. They tend to have certain tell tale signs that are unmistakable.

However I did once come across what must have been a 2 ft long horse shit (judging by its width) half out of a toilet and slinking onto the floor in an argos toilet back in the 90s.

I miss the 90s (but not the giant turds)"

Amen! Turds in the eighties were even bigger still! Like bloody great fallen oak trees they were. I blame Shrinkification - first our Mars bars and then our turds (although logic dictates that eating a smaller confectionery bar will in turn produce a smaller poo I suppose....)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A d*unk girl in a club toilet that had fallen over in her own poo x

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By *uddscouple2019Couple
over a year ago

Huddersfield

A severed penis in a pool of blood.....,seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A d*unk girl in a club toilet that had fallen over in her own poo x"
omg really that's disgusting really wish I hadn't peeked at this thread again

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