FabSwingers.com forum: Sunburn

By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

Who else has been as thick as pig shit and not put any sunscreen on today? My latest look certainly isn’t my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven’t even left the house today because my hay fever is so bad

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Not me, I have stayed out of the sunshine today

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Uh oh

You won’t be the only lobster come Monday morning though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me. The skin on my face feels all tight

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

No sunscreen but have gone a lovely colour, no burn x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went on first thing as i knew where i was going there would be no shade

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I haven’t even left the house today because my hay fever is so bad

I wise choice!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Not me, I have stayed out of the sunshine today

Doing what?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Uh oh

You won’t be the only lobster come Monday morning though "

This is the only comfort I take in this current situation

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Me. The skin on my face feels all tight

I’ll guarantee you’ll look as lovely as ever Nell

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I wear sun cream everyday.

But I never tan.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Mine went on first thing as i knew where i was going there would be no shade

A very wise decision Kinky

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"No sunscreen but have gone a lovely colour, no burn x"

Do you have white bits?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me. The skin on my face feels all tight

I’ll guarantee you’ll look as lovely as ever Nell

I don't care how it looks, it hurts!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I’ve only been in the sun briefly. It was too hot for me

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am! "

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve only been in the sun briefly. It was too hot for me

It was obviously too hot for me and I just never knew it at the time. Mad dogs and English men springs to mind

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Me. The skin on my face feels all tight

I’ll guarantee you’ll look as lovely as ever Nell

I don't care how it looks, it hurts!"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve only been in the sun briefly. It was too hot for me

It was obviously too hot for me and I just never knew it at the time. Mad dogs and English men springs to mind

What were you wearing? Not in a pervy way, just wondered where the tan lines will be

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

That’s an offer I couldn’t refuse

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’ve only been in the sun briefly. It was too hot for me

It was obviously too hot for me and I just never knew it at the time. Mad dogs and English men springs to mind

What were you wearing? Not in a pervy way, just wondered where the tan lines will be

Shorts and polo shirt. My arms look like a Kieth Lemon impersonation and my head looks like a plumb

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ve only been in the sun briefly. It was too hot for me

It was obviously too hot for me and I just never knew it at the time. Mad dogs and English men springs to mind

What were you wearing? Not in a pervy way, just wondered where the tan lines will be

Shorts and polo shirt. My arms look like a Kieth Lemon impersonation and my head looks like a plumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stayed in all day

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I stayed in all day"

A very wise choice Sir

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No sunscreen but have gone a lovely colour, no burn x

Do you have white bits?"

Most of my body apart from my face, shoulders and chest. My arms are a mass of freckles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so pale and burn so easily, I need sunscreen In the winter

Holly

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Factor 2, Bronzing oil

I had to put my bikini back on when the neighbour came home

I now have tan lines Grrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to put suncream on my face and neck every day, all year round but it still feels a bit unhappy now. Mostly i have stayed out the sun and sat in the shade when outside so my arms, legs etc seem ok at the moment. My hayfever, allergies, asthma, sore throat/cough/earache/cold are all playing up hugely and have done for some time, im not sure if its to do with the weather though.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

That’s an offer I couldn’t refuse

*rubs hands together*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who else has been as thick as pig shit and not put any sunscreen on today? My latest look certainly isn’t my best

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I played footy today and I've come home with a red face

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I wear at least SPF 30 all year round. Haven't been burned yet.

Apply wet towels run under cold water to burns in the immediate aftermath to remove heat. Resist the urge to apply oils or similar, they might intensify the burn. Look for after sun gels.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven’t even left the house today because my hay fever is so bad

Mine is also awful today. I also chose to play a sport in which you stand in a field of freshly mown grass for six hours.

I'm an idiot.

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By *hezGeekCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Guilty as charged. Was out on a walk and decided to take my shirt off for a few hours. Now definitely regretting my decision!

-S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aloe Vera is good for sunburn.x

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm so pale and burn so easily, I need sunscreen In the winter

Holly"

I’m usually ok out in the sun. I must adopt your philosophy from now on I think

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Factor 2, Bronzing oil

I had to put my bikini back on when the neighbour came home

I now have tan lines Grrrrr

Kinky

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I have to put suncream on my face and neck every day, all year round but it still feels a bit unhappy now. Mostly i have stayed out the sun and sat in the shade when outside so my arms, legs etc seem ok at the moment. My hayfever, allergies, asthma, sore throat/cough/earache/cold are all playing up hugely and have done for some time, im not sure if its to do with the weather though."

You sound worse than my little bit of sunburn, I feel your pain!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

That’s an offer I couldn’t refuse

*rubs hands together*

With aftersun?

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I wear at least SPF 30 all year round. Haven't been burned yet.

Apply wet towels run under cold water to burns in the immediate aftermath to remove heat. Resist the urge to apply oils or similar, they might intensify the burn. Look for after sun gels. "

Lager is my anaesthetic at the moment

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I haven’t even left the house today because my hay fever is so bad

Mine is also awful today. I also chose to play a sport in which you stand in a field of freshly mown grass for six hours.

I'm an idiot."

Join the queue buddy!

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Guilty as charged. Was out on a walk and decided to take my shirt off for a few hours. Now definitely regretting my decision!

-S"

Was the shirt off in a sexual way?

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By *retty GoodMan
over a year ago

Cardiff Bay

The gingers

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Aloe Vera is good for sunburn.x"

I’d take anything at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You sound worse than my little bit of sunburn, I feel your pain!

Im a hopeless case lol

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

I got my head burnt slightly

Which isn’t good as I am not supposed to get my head or neck sunburnt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Solarcaine is good for sunburn, but not sure it can be bought over the counter. Immediate relief from the pain.

Being of a fair freckly complection I avoid the Sun where possible and only been burnt twice in my life!

Slap on the cream of you're going out!!

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

"Aloe Vera is good for sunburn.x

I’d take anything at the moment

How is it doing this morning? I m out in it today so the factor 50 will be on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

That’s an offer I couldn’t refuse

Do you think you could do me after ? I'm shoulders and neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat plenty of red watermelons or tomato soup.

The red chemical is lycopene and helps with sunburn but it's best to eat it before burning.

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Aloe Vera is good for sunburn.x

I’d take anything at the moment

How is it doing this morning? I m out in it today so the factor 50 will be on

Sore, and I look stupid, I’ll never learn

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I’m big and I’m clever, ‘no don’t give me none of that factor 30, I’ll be fine’.

What a complete loser I am!

Would you like some after sun rubbed on?

That’s an offer I couldn’t refuse

Do you think you could do me after ? I'm shoulders and neck

I’d certainly do you no problem

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"eat plenty of red watermelons or tomato soup.

The red chemical is lycopene and helps with sunburn but it's best to eat it before burning.

Only cheese in toast this afternoon as I’m working in the garden. I’ll overdose on watermelon later. Thanks for the tip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just a little bit on my shoulders, I put the after sun in the fridge yesterday, it feels sooooo good!

Tea

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"Just a little bit on my shoulders, I put the after sun in the fridge yesterday, it feels sooooo good!

Tea"

I bought a big tube of aloe vera last night which is slowly helping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm totally cooked

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By *ex Holes OP Man
over a year ago

Up North

"I'm totally cooked "

I’m with you man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sun here today, grey and cloudy at the moment although i still have moisturising cream with sun cream in it on my face and neck.

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