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"Bottle of malbec, a straw and fat bottomed girls on the jukebox please "Evening KinkyBird...One bottle of Malbec coming right up with a straw and your jukebox request... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMWp4SWzspw Queen - Fat Bottomed Girls | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight " Good evening DC....I hope you enjoy the Champagne...What are you drinking?..... | |||
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"Good evening Ash, Lorna, Kinky
Please may I have a Gordon’s but with a light tonic please? "Good evening Babs....One Gordons Gin with a light tonic coming right up and some Rick Astley just for you... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up... | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight " DC you crept in. Drag up a chair | |||
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"Can I have a One peach rikordelic (no idea if thats spelt right) please? And one for you both too. Did you have a good birthday? X" Good evening Raven.... One peach Rekorderlig coming right up...... I had a lovely birthday thank you...Lorna and I were out dancing in London last night and didnt get home until 5am!...x | |||
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Evening everyone.
I'm on orange juice until the little ones are asleep.
Hope everyone has enjoyed the sun.
Jo.Xx | |||
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"Pink gin please, lots of ice. Can I have Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Wanna Have Fun as not heard it in years. Be nice whilst I'm getting ready to go out. Thank you Ash Jo x" Good evening Jo... One pink Gin with lots of ice coming right up and your music request... I hope you have a great time out tonight x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun | |||
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"I need something lush and exotic to commemorate. I'll leave the choice up to the barman. Hit me "Good evening Chillout... I have made a Mojito cocktail for you with lots of rum in it..I hope you like it! | |||
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"I need something lush and exotic to commemorate. I'll leave the choice up to the barman. Hit me
Good evening Chillout...
I have made a Mojito cocktail for you with lots of rum in it..I hope you like it!"Brilliant  | |||
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"I definitely need a vodka and it’s been a hell of a day " Good evening...One Vodka and cola coming right up...It sounds like you need it!/// | |||
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"Got a particular taste at the moment for Fireball & apple juice on the rocks so I’ll take a double please "Good evening...One double Fireball Whisky and apple juice on the rocks coming right up... | |||
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"Just water for me. My tummy still feels like a washing machine on fast spin "Evening Phoenix... One cold glass of water coming right up...Hope you feel better tomorrow.. | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Evening everyone.
I'm on orange juice until the little ones are asleep.
Hope everyone has enjoyed the sun.
Jo.Xx "Good evening Jo.... One orange juice for now coming right up...x It was lovely weather in London today...  | |||
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"I need something lush and exotic to commemorate. I'll leave the choice up to the barman. Hit me
Good evening Chillout...
I have made a Mojito cocktail for you with lots of rum in it..I hope you like it!
Brilliant "Cool...It was so nice i had one myself!... | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Evening everyone.
I'm on orange juice until the little ones are asleep.
Hope everyone has enjoyed the sun.
Jo.Xx
Good evening Jo....
One orange juice for now coming right up...x
It was lovely weather in London today... "Sorry  Evening to Lorna too.
Thanks Ash, it's been cloudy here with the odd but of sun, but it's a lot better than the weather we have been getting.Xx | |||
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"Pink gin please, lots of ice. Can I have Cyndi Lauper Girls Just Wanna Have Fun as not heard it in years. Be nice whilst I'm getting ready to go out. Thank you Ash Jo x Good evening Jo... One pink Gin with lots of ice coming right up and your music request... I hope you have a great time out tonight x https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A Cyndi Lauper - Girls just wanna have fun" Awww thanks Ash, that took me back to my bedroom at home. Listened whilst painting my toenails which are a bit wonky because I was wiggling my bum! Have a lovely evening Jo x | |||
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"Can I have a One peach rikordelic (no idea if thats spelt right) please? And one for you both too. Did you have a good birthday? X Good evening Raven.... One peach Rekorderlig coming right up...... I had a lovely birthday thank you...Lorna and I were out dancing in London last night and didnt get home until 5am!...x" Sounds like a great night. Glad you both enjoyed yourselves x | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight Good evening DC....I hope you enjoy the Champagne...What are you drinking?..... "Lanson tonight | |||
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"Good evening Ash xx Lorna xx Usual please "Good evening Jo...One cup of tea with Soya milk coming right up x | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight DC you crept in. Drag up a chair "I did Babs! Fancy a glass of fizz? | |||
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"Good evening Ash, Lorna, Kinky
Please may I have a Gordon’s but with a light tonic please?
Good evening Babs....One Gordons Gin with a light tonic coming right up and some Rick Astley just for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up..."Thank you Ash. What will you have? | |||
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"Evening Lorn, Ash, Too long no see! Can I have a Tennessee Mule, please? And what did you think of The Heavy, Ash?" Good evening Podrick.... One Tennessee Mule coming right up... I enjoyed the Heavy's music on Youtube.. I recommened to you today the Brand new Heavies..Great Acid Jazz funk band from the 1990's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRPfK-U0Oc | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight DC you crept in. Drag up a chair
I did Babs! Fancy a glass of fizz?"Yes please | |||
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"Evening Lorn, Ash, Too long no see! Can I have a Tennessee Mule, please? And what did you think of The Heavy, Ash? Good evening Podrick.... One Tennessee Mule coming right up... I enjoyed the Heavy's music on Youtube.. I recommened to you today the Brand new Heavies..Great Acid Jazz funk band from the 1990's https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyRPfK-U0Oc" Cheers dude | |||
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing "Come and sit with us SJ | |||
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"Good evening Ash
Evening everyone.
I'm on orange juice until the little ones are asleep.
Hope everyone has enjoyed the sun.
Jo.Xx
Good evening Jo....
One orange juice for now coming right up...x
It was lovely weather in London today...
Sorry Evening to Lorna too.
Thanks Ash, it's been cloudy here with the odd but of sun, but it's a lot better than the weather we have been getting.Xx"I think we could be in for a mini heatwave...
Lorna says hello also..she should be at the bar in a while... | |||
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"Good evening Ash, Lorna, Kinky
Please may I have a Gordon’s but with a light tonic please?
Good evening Babs....One Gordons Gin with a light tonic coming right up and some Rick Astley just for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up...
Thank you Ash. What will you have? "I had quite a few brandy and colas last night Babs so just an orange juice for me at the moment please!... | |||
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"Good evening everyone... Bar FabulornAsh is once again open so why not come and join us for a drink on this beautiful sunny evening either at the bar or sit outside and do some people watching... The jukebox is also ready for any music requests... What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?... " Evening guys. Feels like an age since we dropped by. Mr J will have a coffee 2 sugars (bless him, he’s on call again!) I’ve already drank a bottle of Prosecco so think I’ll miss out on this round this time. We’re watching I am Mother at the moment so no juke box required! Cheap round this week xxx hope all is well x | |||
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing
Come and sit with us SJ "Ooh I’d love to, thank you | |||
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing "Good evening Miss SJ...One Sex on the beach cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...I will look forward to watching you singing and dancing from the bar!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0
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"Good evening everyone... Bar FabulornAsh is once again open so why not come and join us for a drink on this beautiful sunny evening either at the bar or sit outside and do some people watching... The jukebox is also ready for any music requests... What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?... Evening guys. Feels like an age since we dropped by. Mr J will have a coffee 2 sugars (bless him, he’s on call again!) I’ve already drank a bottle of Prosecco so think I’ll miss out on this round this time. We’re watching I am Mother at the moment so no juke box required! Cheap round this week xxx hope all is well x" Good evening to you....Nice to see you at the Fab lounge bar again... One Coffee with 2 sugars for Mr J coming right up...I hope you enjoy the Prosecco and TV show x | |||
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"A nice gin on the rocks would be nice " Evening....One Gin on the rocks coming right up.... | |||
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"Can I have a pint of lemonade and lime please as working" Good evening Voddy....One pint of Lemonade and lime coming right up...Hope you have a good evening at work.... | |||
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"Large jack and please, one lump of ice " Evening Freddy...One Large Jack Daniels and cola with one lump of ice coming right up.... | |||
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing
Good evening Miss SJ...One Sex on the beach cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...I will look forward to watching you singing and dancing from the bar!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0
The Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday"Woop thank you - I’ve been singing and doing my super cool 60’s dancing like The Sour Grapes Bunch from The. Banana Splits Show
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing
Good evening Miss SJ...One Sex on the beach cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...I will look forward to watching you singing and dancing from the bar!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0
The Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday
Woop thank you - I’ve been singing and doing my super cool 60’s dancing like The Sour Grapes Bunch from The. Banana Splits Show
https://youtu.be/EJPkb3LY_K8"Very impressive Miss SJ...You could go on Britain's Got Talent next year and go all the way to final...  | |||
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"Pint please & if anyone wants join in, he she is welcome xx" Good evening Adam...One Pint coming right up.... | |||
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"Good evening folks. Hope everyone’s had a lovely Saturday. Ash, I would love a refreshing cocktail please, sex on the beach if you’d be so kind. I’ve been driving around with my roof down listening to the Monkees and singing a long. I’m so uncool. So can you play Pleasant Valley Sunday by them please? You may need to cover your ears as I will be warbling along to it though as well as dancing
Good evening Miss SJ...One Sex on the beach cocktail coming right up and your jukebox request...I will look forward to watching you singing and dancing from the bar!...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0
The Monkees - Pleasant Valley Sunday
Woop thank you - I’ve been singing and doing my super cool 60’s dancing like The Sour Grapes Bunch from The. Banana Splits Show
https://youtu.be/EJPkb3LY_K8
Very impressive Miss SJ...You could go on Britain's Got Talent next year and go all the way to final..."I save it for the bedroom - G3orgie loves it  | |||
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Usual please Ash, you can choose my song | |||
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"I would like limoncello please and thank you very much Ash. It's 8.30. I can drink now. " Make it two | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna Usual please Ash, you can choose my song "Good evening Samiss....One Cold White Pinot Grigio coming right up and son for you on Jukebox... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE&list=PLJ09XAF7PcS5i4mteNumP6YMjcch0E9pS&index=3 Elvis Presley - Jail House Rock | |||
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"I would like limoncello please and thank you very much Ash. It's 8.30. I can drink now. " Limoncello? Somebody called the 70s? | |||
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"Good evening everyone... Bar FabulornAsh is once again open so why not come and join us for a drink on this beautiful sunny evening either at the bar or sit outside and do some people watching... The jukebox is also ready for any music requests... What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?... Evening guys. Feels like an age since we dropped by. Mr J will have a coffee 2 sugars (bless him, he’s on call again!) I’ve already drank a bottle of Prosecco so think I’ll miss out on this round this time. We’re watching I am Mother at the moment so no juke box required! Cheap round this week xxx hope all is well x Good evening to you....Nice to see you at the Fab lounge bar again... One Coffee with 2 sugars for Mr J coming right up...I hope you enjoy the Prosecco and TV show x" Now the dodgy internet connection seems to be working we’re happy again. Lol Cheers for the coffee Mr J will be happy x | |||
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"Oh I'd love a nice cold glass of Coke zero please. "It shall be with you in less than one minute!... | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna Usual please Ash, you can choose my song
Good evening Samiss....One Cold White Pinot Grigio coming right up and son for you on Jukebox...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE&list=PLJ09XAF7PcS5i4mteNumP6YMjcch0E9pS&index=3
Elvis Presley - Jail House Rock"Love Elvis Presley, thank you | |||
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"Guinness please" Good evening...One pint of Guinness coming right up... | |||
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"I would like limoncello please and thank you very much Ash. It's 8.30. I can drink now. " Good evening Meli...One Limoncello coming right up as its now after 8.30!.... | |||
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"I would like limoncello please and thank you very much Ash. It's 8.30. I can drink now. Make it two "Good evening...Another one for you also coming right up.... | |||
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"I would like limoncello please and thank you very much Ash. It's 8.30. I can drink now. Limoncello? Somebody called the 70s?"  One day you'll have good taste in alcohol (hint, Italian id best). | |||
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"Could I have a shandy please x" You sure can...One Shandy coming right up...x | |||
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"Good evening Ash, Lorna, Kinky
Please may I have a Gordon’s but with a light tonic please?
Good evening Babs....One Gordons Gin with a light tonic coming right up and some Rick Astley just for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up...
Thank you Ash. What will you have?
I had quite a few brandy and colas last night Babs so just an orange juice for me at the moment please!..."Have you been feeling a little fragile Ash? | |||
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"Good evening everyone... Bar FabulornAsh is once again open so why not come and join us for a drink on this beautiful sunny evening either at the bar or sit outside and do some people watching... The jukebox is also ready for any music requests... What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?... Evening guys. Feels like an age since we dropped by. Mr J will have a coffee 2 sugars (bless him, he’s on call again!) I’ve already drank a bottle of Prosecco so think I’ll miss out on this round this time. We’re watching I am Mother at the moment so no juke box required! Cheap round this week xxx hope all is well x Good evening to you....Nice to see you at the Fab lounge bar again... One Coffee with 2 sugars for Mr J coming right up...I hope you enjoy the Prosecco and TV show x Now the dodgy internet connection seems to be working we’re happy again. Lol Cheers for the coffee Mr J will be happy x " Your very welcome....I hope Mr J has a good night at work if he is called... | |||
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"Evening Ash! I’ve opened a bottle of fizz so it’s just Cheers! Tonight DC you crept in. Drag up a chair
I did Babs! Fancy a glass of fizz?
Yes please " | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna Usual please Ash, you can choose my song
Good evening Samiss....One Cold White Pinot Grigio coming right up and son for you on Jukebox...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE&list=PLJ09XAF7PcS5i4mteNumP6YMjcch0E9pS&index=3
Elvis Presley - Jail House Rock
Love Elvis Presley, thank you "You're welcome...I remembered you liked Elvis... | |||
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"Good evening everyone... Bar FabulornAsh is once again open so why not come and join us for a drink on this beautiful sunny evening either at the bar or sit outside and do some people watching... The jukebox is also ready for any music requests... What can i get for you to drink tonight and play on the jukebox?... Evening guys. Feels like an age since we dropped by. Mr J will have a coffee 2 sugars (bless him, he’s on call again!) I’ve already drank a bottle of Prosecco so think I’ll miss out on this round this time. We’re watching I am Mother at the moment so no juke box required! Cheap round this week xxx hope all is well x Good evening to you....Nice to see you at the Fab lounge bar again... One Coffee with 2 sugars for Mr J coming right up...I hope you enjoy the Prosecco and TV show x Now the dodgy internet connection seems to be working we’re happy again. Lol Cheers for the coffee Mr J will be happy x Your very welcome....I hope Mr J has a good night at work if he is called... "fingers crossed he’s not called out. Need him on top form for our club visit tomorrow! Lol | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna Usual please Ash, you can choose my song
Good evening Samiss....One Cold White Pinot Grigio coming right up and son for you on Jukebox...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE&list=PLJ09XAF7PcS5i4mteNumP6YMjcch0E9pS&index=3
Elvis Presley - Jail House Rock
Love Elvis Presley, thank you
You're welcome...I remembered you liked Elvis... " my brother used to sing in a local band and he sounded just like Elvis | |||
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"Good evening Ash, Lorna, Kinky
Please may I have a Gordon’s but with a light tonic please?
Good evening Babs....One Gordons Gin with a light tonic coming right up and some Rick Astley just for you...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Rick Astley - Never Gonna give you up...
Thank you Ash. What will you have?
I had quite a few brandy and colas last night Babs so just an orange juice for me at the moment please!...
Have you been feeling a little fragile Ash? "A little bit Babs...It didn't help that i had to be up at 8 am this morning!...  | |||
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"Evening Ash, pint of bitter and some hard rock please. " Good evening Daniel...One pint of bitter and some hard rock coming right up.... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2AC41dglnM AC DC - Thunder struck | |||
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"Evening all "Evening, not sure where the staff have gone? | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone? "Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice? | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice? "Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy | |||
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"Just a Bacardi and cola please. The lovin spoonful , summer in the city . Xx " AAAAAAAAASH....you've got customers..... | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy "Brilliant, thank you
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight? "I'll have a look behind the bar....  .....
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
Please may I have ready salted crisps? He’ll never know "Yep..think I'll have the kit kat..shall I get you another Gordon's whilst I'm here? | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
Please may I have ready salted crisps? He’ll never know
Yep..think I'll have the kit kat..shall I get you another Gordon's whilst I'm here? "Oh you’re leading me astray Samiss yes please | |||
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"I’m going to kill the party and ask for a coffee please Ash... "So Ash has disappeared, so me and Babs are tending the bar and eating the nibbles . How do you like your coffee? | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
Please may I have ready salted crisps? He’ll never know
Yep..think I'll have the kit kat..shall I get you another Gordon's whilst I'm here?
Oh you’re leading me astray Samiss yes please "While the cat's away . Think I'll have another Pinot | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
Please may I have ready salted crisps? He’ll never know
Yep..think I'll have the kit kat..shall I get you another Gordon's whilst I'm here?
Oh you’re leading me astray Samiss yes please
While the cat's away . Think I'll have another Pinot "Yes, join me Samiss! | |||
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"Evening Ash and Lorna Usual please Ash, you can choose my song
Good evening Samiss....One Cold White Pinot Grigio coming right up and son for you on Jukebox...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpsUOOfb-vE&list=PLJ09XAF7PcS5i4mteNumP6YMjcch0E9pS&index=3
Elvis Presley - Jail House Rock
Love Elvis Presley, thank you
You're welcome...I remembered you liked Elvis...
my brother used to sing in a local band and he sounded just like Elvis "I hope he wasn't left all shook up afterwards... | |||
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"Evening all
Evening, not sure where the staff have gone?
Come on Samiss step up please may I have a large Gordon’s with ice?
Okay Babs...I'm on it...there you go..enjoy
Brilliant, thank you
Do we have any nibbles tonight?
I'll have a look behind the bar.........
Ok I can see some crisps, roasted peanuts and a 2 fingered kit kat..what you fancy Babs
Please may I have ready salted crisps? He’ll never know
Yep..think I'll have the kit kat..shall I get you another Gordon's whilst I'm here?
Oh you’re leading me astray Samiss yes please
While the cat's away . Think I'll have another Pinot
Yes, join me Samiss! "Ooh ....I've found some popcorn...here we go... | |||
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"I'm just going to have dinner now..Will be back in a while..." Enjoy | |||
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You got something in your eye?"No it's my eyelash flutter emoji | |||
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You got something in your eye?
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You got something in your eye?
No it's my eyelash flutter emoji
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You got something in your eye?
No it's my eyelash flutter emoji
Oh I see....
Are you the devil? "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm a man of wealth and taste. I've been around for a long, long year. Stole many a man's soul to waste | |||
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"I’m going to kill the party and ask for a coffee please Ash...
So Ash has disappeared, so me and Babs are tending the bar and eating the nibbles . How do you like your coffee? "Milk and 1/2 a sugar please.... nice and strong though it’s going to be a long night. | |||
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"Ash when your back can you just leave a bottle of Prosecco for me. I’ve given up the will to live now with this blooming internet! More drink and early night me thinks! Xxx" I'm back from my dinner break...Will leave a bottle of prosecco for you on the bar x | |||
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"I’m going to kill the party and ask for a coffee please Ash...
So Ash has disappeared, so me and Babs are tending the bar and eating the nibbles . How do you like your coffee?
Milk and 1/2 a sugar please.... nice and strong though it’s going to be a long night. "One strong coffee with milk and half a sugar coming right up to help you through the night... | |||
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"Ash when your back can you just leave a bottle of Prosecco for me. I’ve given up the will to live now with this blooming internet! More drink and early night me thinks! Xxx I'm back from my dinner break...Will leave a bottle of prosecco for you on the bar x" Lol cheers. Blooming internet. Life used to be so much simpler | |||
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"Ash when your back can you just leave a bottle of Prosecco for me. I’ve given up the will to live now with this blooming internet! More drink and early night me thinks! Xxx I'm back from my dinner break...Will leave a bottle of prosecco for you on the bar x Lol cheers. Blooming internet. Life used to be so much simpler " I still remember life before WiFi,smart phones and social media... | |||
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"Good evening Ash.... Can I just have a bottle of something strong to knock me out.. Next door are having a party
Hope you've had a good evening mwah xx"Good evening Snow white...One bottle of Pink Gin coming right up....I hope next doors party doesn't finish too late..xx | |||
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"Good evening Ash.... Can I just have a bottle of something strong to knock me out.. Next door are having a party
Hope you've had a good evening mwah xx
Good evening Snow white...One bottle of Pink Gin coming right up....I hope next doors party doesn't finish too late..xx"Oooh thank you... But sadly I think it is Hahaha but I shall drink this and pass out | |||
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You got something in your eye?
No it's my eyelash flutter emoji
Oh I see....
Are you the devil?
Please allow me to introduce myself.
I'm a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year.
Stole many a man's soul to waste"Oh..ok | |||
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"Thanks Samiss for helping out at the bar...I'm back now if you'd like to have a break and a Pinot on the house... "Oh thank you,that would be lovely | |||
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"Good evening Ash.... Can I just have a bottle of something strong to knock me out.. Next door are having a party
Hope you've had a good evening mwah xx
Good evening Snow white...One bottle of Pink Gin coming right up....I hope next doors party doesn't finish too late..xx
Oooh thank you... But sadly I think it is Hahaha but I shall drink this and pass out "Have you thought about going next door and joining in the party?!... | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window "Silly billies | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window "Good evening Ace...A pint of your usual coming right up....You're in luck as we dont have any drum and bass on this jukebox... | |||
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"Good evening Ash.... Can I just have a bottle of something strong to knock me out.. Next door are having a party
Hope you've had a good evening mwah xx
Good evening Snow white...One bottle of Pink Gin coming right up....I hope next doors party doesn't finish too late..xx
Oooh thank you... But sadly I think it is Hahaha but I shall drink this and pass out "Well if it gets any louder your welcome to stay at mine x | |||
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"Thanks Samiss for helping out at the bar...I'm back now if you'd like to have a break and a Pinot on the house...
Oh thank you,that would be lovely "One more white Pinot on the house coming right up... | |||
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"Thanks Samiss for helping out at the bar...I'm back now if you'd like to have a break and a Pinot on the house...
Oh thank you,that would be lovely
One more white Pinot on the house coming right up..."Thank you | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window
Silly billies "Yeah, I've asked him politely several times over the past few months to turn it down a bit, he does for about half an hour or so, then whacks it up to number 11 again | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window
Silly billies
Yeah, I've asked him politely several times over the past few months to turn it down a bit, he does for about half an hour or so, then whacks it up to number 11 again "Joking aside, I know how awful this is...was in similar situation many years ago..Ended up on antidepressants and sleeping tablets at he age of 20.... good luck with it | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window
Silly billies
Yeah, I've asked him politely several times over the past few months to turn it down a bit, he does for about half an hour or so, then whacks it up to number 11 again
Joking aside, I know how awful this is...was in similar situation many years ago..Ended up on antidepressants and sleeping tablets at he age of 20.... good luck with it "I've got a Shotgun Licence and am a Marksman, a trip to ma local gun shop would see his speaker blown to smithereens | |||
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Evening all
Can I please have a large glass of Grand Mariner, I’m all ginned out | |||
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"Alreeeeet Ash, I'll have a pint of the usual please, now that the Youth Club downstairs have gone back inside and I don't have to listen to somebody else's crappy Drum'n'Bass at about 100 decibels with his speaker outside his window
Silly billies
Yeah, I've asked him politely several times over the past few months to turn it down a bit, he does for about half an hour or so, then whacks it up to number 11 again
Joking aside, I know how awful this is...was in similar situation many years ago..Ended up on antidepressants and sleeping tablets at he age of 20.... good luck with it
I've got a Shotgun Licence and am a Marksman, a trip to ma local gun shop would see his speaker blown to smithereens " | |||
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"Evening Ash
Evening all
Can I please have a large glass of Grand Mariner, I’m all ginned out "Good evening Cheeky....One large glass of Grand Mariner coming right up... | |||
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"Anyway Ash, where's ma pint? I think you've been for a sit down wee haven't you "Its been sitting on the bar waiting for you... | |||
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"Can I get a bag of pork scratchings please " you sure can!...One bag of pork scratchings coming right up.... would you like a drink to go with them?... | |||
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"Can I get a bag of pork scratchings please you sure can!...One bag of pork scratchings coming right up.... would you like a drink to go with them?..." Yes. I'd like a shot. | |||
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"Can I get a bag of pork scratchings please " You'll be lucky, I can't even get a get a bloody pint ffs  | |||
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"Hello, thought I better pop up at some point. "Hello my love..I love it when pop up... Would you like a large Pink Gin and tonic?.... | |||
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"Hello, thought I better pop up at some point.
Hello my love..I love it when pop up...
Would you like a large Pink Gin and tonic?.... "Love one ta. Xx | |||
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"Anyway Ash, where's ma pint? I think you've been for a sit down wee haven't you
Its been sitting on the bar waiting for you... "I was chatting up the ladies at the other end of the bar | |||
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"Newcastle brown ale and lots of it please with a bit if acdc on the box "Evening...One Newcastle brown ale coming right up and some ACDC on the jukebox... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEPmA3USJdI AC DC - High way to hell | |||
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"Can I get a bag of pork scratchings please you sure can!...One bag of pork scratchings coming right up.... would you like a drink to go with them?... Yes. I'd like a shot. " One shot of Tequila coming right up... | |||
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"Good evening Ash, hello everyone... Something nice and cold please. I'll have a gin and tonic, double. The temperature today was a sweltering 102° and it's only the second day of summer. "Good evening Lorraine...A double Gin and Tonic coming right up...I hope it helps to cool you down... | |||
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"well we just in from a fab bar but a remmy martin neat one lump of ice .for me and a vodie and red bull for k be good .and fuck it carnt take it with you so get every one a small one on me ," Good evening... One Remy Martin with one lump of ice and a Vodka and red bull coming right up... | |||
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