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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would but no one messages me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Hahahaha

I keep forgetting that everyone should just fuck everyone. FaF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am. "

You’re a good woman

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I am. "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm a fake, a time waster, and a loser. Obviously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a fake, a time waster, and a loser. Obviously. "

Duhhhh

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Well I would but no one messages me "

Join the club buddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well I would but no one messages me "

QFT

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha "

Make them travel to you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag! "

That's quite the dichotomy.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag!

That's quite the dichotomy."

Mmhm. I've been called it several times

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag!

That's quite the dichotomy.

Mmhm. I've been called it several times "

Madness!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag!

That's quite the dichotomy."
strap a dichotomy

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable


"Well I would but no one messages me "
same here great answer

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you "

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home "

Do you have a shed?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Am I on fab? How the hell did that happen?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?"

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Jeez. Might as well just lie on my back 24/7 if it was everyone who messaged me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here to be told I'm pretty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha "

Is there a bus stop nearby?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Jeez. Might as well just lie on my back 24/7 if it was everyone who messaged me."

That’s the spirit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may have not quite got the idea of fab but I am a touch picky about whose genitals I engage with my lips.

Only a touch mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am.

You’re a good woman "

You taught me well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am I on fab? How the hell did that happen? "

A missclick

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m having a good go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m having a good go! "

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty "

You are beautiful sir!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh ooh! I'm also a frigid slag!

That's quite the dichotomy."
strap a dichotomy

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?"

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Jeez. Might as well just lie on my back 24/7 if it was everyone who messaged me.

That’s the spirit!"

I'm a goer but *clutches poor crotch*

The pussy burn would be scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign "

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Jeez. Might as well just lie on my back 24/7 if it was everyone who messaged me.

That’s the spirit!

I'm a goer but *clutches poor crotch*

The pussy burn would be scary. "

Vaseline

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not?? "

it’s so rude eh, why are you on here if you’re not gonna fuck everyone????? #MoralStandardsWhaaaaaat??

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not?? "

I would if I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being ugly as fook it isn't easy to fook everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I am just a vagina tease, obviously.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not??

it’s so rude eh, why are you on here if you’re not gonna fuck everyone????? #MoralStandardsWhaaaaaat??"

Just choosy, lol I can’t even make a decision about my new home... men have to choose me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Jeez. Might as well just lie on my back 24/7 if it was everyone who messaged me.

That’s the spirit!

I'm a goer but *clutches poor crotch*

The pussy burn would be scary. "

Yeah and that pic, you know the one I mean, cum dripping from all holes. Not my thing. Nope.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m only here for the forums.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I get more messages from admin than anyone else , do I have to fuck them ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmmmm!!

In truth, given the opportunity then No I would not fuck everyone who contacted me

I love sex - both male and female - but not that much , I don't think id ever make as a porn star lol

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I’m only here for the forums."

Oooh now you are gorgeous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums."

Swear on your pinkie?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty "

You too eh. Is it working because it isn't for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums."

But I wanna fuck you

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’m not on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couldn't possibly manage it, my inbox is simply too full. As are my balls.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty

You too eh. Is it working because it isn't for me "

I've found just asking people to tell you you're pretty help. Works for me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I love casual sex with the NICE people on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not looking at fucking my way through the site. However as part of my dissertation for my degree at Sydney University I’m only here to farm as many photos as I can.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because I love casual sex with the NICE people on here. "

Damn, there goes my sex pass with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not?? "

Good point.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not??

Good point. "

As always, everything is the men’s fault

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Just on the off chance a woman may take a fancy to us and wanna fuck our brains out. It's a long shot but you never know

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Because I quite like the idea of meeting likeminded people that are on my wavelength and have a connection and chemistry with that Fab provides

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m only here for the forums."

Pull the other one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty

You too eh. Is it working because it isn't for me

I've found just asking people to tell you you're pretty help. Works for me anyway. "

And The Hair thing too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here just waiting for a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

We are or some of the judgmental, swinging wannabes think we are

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

Make me an offer I can't refuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To talk random crap and be disgustingly happy.. people hate that shiz..

saff

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not??

Good point.

As always, everything is the men’s fault "

Of course it is our fault

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I blame the Men as a lot of them post on their profiles they’re not here to fook the whole site... why not??

Good point.

As always, everything is the men’s fault

Of course it is our fault "

Bloody typical

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

My arse would not handle it, if I would fuck everyone PMSL

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown "

Sexy... me, a pole with a red sign, public street and my pjs and dressing gown but hey it’s London just one of the normal sights you’ll see in my beautifully strange city haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less."

I miss your presence

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Oh, that’s what this is all about!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown

Sexy... me, a pole with a red sign, public street and my pjs and dressing gown but hey it’s London just one of the normal sights you’ll see in my beautifully strange city haha "

Just cut a whole in your jammie bottoms so you don’t even need to pull them down. Quick and efficient

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Oh, that’s what this is all about! "

Yep!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People watching and banter for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty

You too eh. Is it working because it isn't for me

I've found just asking people to tell you you're pretty help. Works for me anyway.

And The Hair thing too..."

It does help. As does being adorable.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less.

I miss your presence "

Awww thank you nice to know I'm missed. I've had some life changing issues going on well several and was getting really snappy. So decided I was best away at least for a while x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less."

We miss you bladey

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less.

I miss your presence

Awww thank you nice to know I'm missed. I've had some life changing issues going on well several and was getting really snappy. So decided I was best away at least for a while x"

x

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"To talk random crap and be disgustingly happy.. people hate that shiz..

saff "

Personally I love a good piss up a lamppost too

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Just for the forum and even that's getting less and less.

We miss you bladey"

Stop it you'll have me filling up next. Hope your ok mate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"I'm just here to be told I'm pretty

You too eh. Is it working because it isn't for me

I've found just asking people to tell you you're pretty help. Works for me anyway. "

That's where I'm going wrong

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"To talk random crap and be disgustingly happy.. people hate that shiz..

saff

Personally I love a good piss up a lamppost too "

You are not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Agreed

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown

Sexy... me, a pole with a red sign, public street and my pjs and dressing gown but hey it’s London just one of the normal sights you’ll see in my beautifully strange city haha

Just cut a whole in your jammie bottoms so you don’t even need to pull them down. Quick and efficient "

Oh Queen it’s just getting classier by the minute haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown

Sexy... me, a pole with a red sign, public street and my pjs and dressing gown but hey it’s London just one of the normal sights you’ll see in my beautifully strange city haha

Just cut a whole in your jammie bottoms so you don’t even need to pull them down. Quick and efficient

Oh Queen it’s just getting classier by the minute haha "

You gotta do what you gotta do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To make friends who we can hang out with on weekends, have fun with go to music gigs/festivals etc then occasionally play with too.... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

I gotta kiss a lot of frogs before I find what I'm looking for

That's a joke in case any of the frogs get offended

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

I gotta kiss a lot of frogs before I find what I'm looking for

That's a joke in case any of the frogs get offended "

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm just here for the articles and free sandwiches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here to see who can unlock my wild side. Hasn't happened yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here to see who can unlock my wild side. Hasn't happened yet. "

Is that a difficult level?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not got a clue i was convinced to comeback by a close friend said it would be good for me

So far shes correct

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got a clue i was convinced to comeback by a close friend said it would be good for me

So far shes correct "

Back again!! Boing lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here to see who can unlock my wild side. Hasn't happened yet.

Is that a difficult level?"

I think I lost the key somewhere in my 30s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here to see who can unlock my wild side. Hasn't happened yet.

Is that a difficult level?

I think I lost the key somewhere in my 30s"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not got a clue i was convinced to comeback by a close friend said it would be good for me

So far shes correct

Back again!! Boing lol"

Whats that skippy timmy stuck down the well tttttttttt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for the knock backs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

To tittilate and be a cock tease

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

If you aren’t on fab to fuck the whole site then you should reconsider being on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you aren’t on fab to fuck the whole site then you should reconsider being on here "

But then you wouldn't be on my friends list. That's why i stay

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you aren’t on fab to fuck the whole site then you should reconsider being on here

But then you wouldn't be on my friends list. That's why i stay

Holly"

Awwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here for me, innit....

Fuck anything else, you're all mental....

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Irrespective of the second part of the question... I actually really do not know

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

To tittilate and be a cock tease

Holly"

After hearing your voice via that other thread last night I can relate to that

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

To shout into the ether.

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By *utsidenakedMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I do fuck everyone but none on here. As they don't want a good fucking from me

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I came for the free haribo but someones hidden them haha

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By *JohnMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Is it every single person? I'm so far behind my quota! I don't even send mails to every woman I see, regardless of distance or any consideration of what she might want. I'm really letting the team down.

You have opened my eyes, thank you. I shall now go and prepare my "leaving fab" post in which I will blame you all for every failure in my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a message

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would fuck everyone who messages me, but they don't message me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"I would fuck everyone who messages me, but they don't message me "

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

Everyone that messages you

Just not enough hours in the day if I agreed to that, especially when factor in travel time to !

Haha

Make them travel to you

Sounds like a plan, one problem I don’t play at home

Do you have a shed?

Unfortunately not, London living - flat and a small very public balcony haha

Is there a bus stop nearby?

ROFL - it’s a post in the street with a bus stop sign

There ya go! Don’t even need to change out your jammies and dressing gown

Sexy... me, a pole with a red sign, public street and my pjs and dressing gown but hey it’s London just one of the normal sights you’ll see in my beautifully strange city haha

Just cut a whole in your jammie bottoms so you don’t even need to pull them down. Quick and efficient

Oh Queen it’s just getting classier by the minute haha

You gotta do what you gotta do "

Indeed - although from this whole description of the scenario, I think even my toys would give me a wide berth haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a married man hiding behind a single woman’s profile, just here wasting everyone’s time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums.

But I wanna fuck you "

Excite my mind and you can have my arse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums.

Pull the other one "

Is that your way of saying you don’t want me and I should pursue other opportunities?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums.

But I wanna fuck you

Excite my mind and you can have my arse!"

I’m not smart enough for that, I depend solely on my looks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

What do you mean?

Other people dont fuck everyone that messages them?

I've had to give up my job to keep up?

I feel silly now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

What do you mean?

Other people dont fuck everyone that messages them?

I've had to give up my job to keep up?

I feel silly now "

I’ve been doing it don’t worry! Seems everyone else is selfish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

What do you mean?

Other people dont fuck everyone that messages them?

I've had to give up my job to keep up?

I feel silly now

I’ve been doing it don’t worry! Seems everyone else is selfish "

I'm just a giver and cant say no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums.

Oooh now you are gorgeous."

You know me, model of virtue!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To perv on nice looking anuses and wrinkled and aged rectums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To perv on nice looking anuses and wrinkled and aged rectums "

You do say the sweetest things QQ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To perv on nice looking anuses and wrinkled and aged rectums

You do say the sweetest things QQ"

I forgot to add that I love bent left knee

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

To waste people's time and have numerous men think they can change the wife's mind and know her better then myself and be told she needs more cock , apparently

Lol boys will be boys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Lol boys will be boys lol "

Sometimes they change sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate."

We formally offer to kiss it better....

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"I'm a fake, a time waster, and a loser. Obviously. "

Well there's the elephant in the room out. Thank goodness, none of us wanted to tell you

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate."

I'd have to have a word with it if it did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To perv on nice looking anuses and wrinkled and aged rectums

You do say the sweetest things QQ

I forgot to add that I love bent left knee "

What a guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate.

I'd have to have a word with it if it did "

Just had a word. My vagina doesn't want me to have sex with everyone that sends me a message. There it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here just to make everyone else look more appealing.

"look at what the alternative could be!"

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m only here for the forums.

Pull the other one

Is that your way of saying you don’t want me and I should pursue other opportunities?"

Haha how did you come to that conclusion from my sentence....

It’s a tongue in cheek sarcasm statement, meaning “yeah, yeah don’t believe that for one minute”

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate.

I'd have to have a word with it if it did

Just had a word. My vagina doesn't want me to have sex with everyone that sends me a message. There it is. "

Oh haha yes its looking after you on that case... good vagina lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its educational.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"To perv on nice looking anuses and wrinkled and aged rectums

You do say the sweetest things QQ

I forgot to add that I love bent left knee

What a guy! "

I know

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate.

I'd have to have a word with it if it did

Just had a word. My vagina doesn't want me to have sex with everyone that sends me a message. There it is.

Oh haha yes its looking after you on that case... good vagina lol"

How about it's dirty neighbour?

Sorry...had to ask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m only here for the forums.

Pull the other one

Is that your way of saying you don’t want me and I should pursue other opportunities?

Haha how did you come to that conclusion from my sentence....

It’s a tongue in cheek sarcasm statement, meaning “yeah, yeah don’t believe that for one minute” "

Oh I thought you were suggesting I pull another girl! I still struggle a bit with English sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think my vagina would fall out with me. And I don't really wanna do that to my best mate.

I'd have to have a word with it if it did

Just had a word. My vagina doesn't want me to have sex with everyone that sends me a message. There it is.

Oh haha yes its looking after you on that case... good vagina lol

How about it's dirty neighbour?

Sorry...had to ask"

I don't have dirty neighbors

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

There's always doggy style and paper bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Because we enjoy the repeats of cock size, cum volume, age; too old / too young topics.

We never thought shagging anyone was part if this site

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Got bored of my humdrum life and existence

Thought it would be fun, then I got ill.

Life sucks

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Got bored of my humdrum life and existence

Thought it would be fun, then I got ill.

Life sucks

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Well if you faf op I'm here ready come and get it right now

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"I’m only here for the forums.

Pull the other one

Is that your way of saying you don’t want me and I should pursue other opportunities?

Haha how did you come to that conclusion from my sentence....

It’s a tongue in cheek sarcasm statement, meaning “yeah, yeah don’t believe that for one minute”

Oh I thought you were suggesting I pull another girl! I still struggle a bit with English sometimes! "

I’ll let you off with the English we have a lot of weird sayings.

Anyway even if you are “pulling” another, we are still due that drink

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm a fake, a time waster, and a loser. Obviously.

Well there's the elephant in the room out. Thank goodness, none of us wanted to tell you "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I might meet a lady who's company I like who I can enjoy regular sex with. I see that is out of the window now so I stayed for the Forum chatter and the sexy pictures.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here for the forums and to make new freinds. If anything else happens along the way then great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the messages I get are from men in their 50's wanting to massage me

Very kind offers really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the moment just the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just here to prick tease and pretend I want to shag randoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to prick tease and pretend I want to shag randoms. "

You definitely found the right place to do it

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Because I have standards

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a fake, a time waster, and a loser. Obviously.

Well there's the elephant in the room out. Thank goodness, none of us wanted to tell you

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

To tittilate and be a cock tease

Holly

After hearing your voice via that other thread last night I can relate to that"

Haha that was with a messed up voice. You should hear me when I'm really on form

Holly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

#anyholesagoal

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"#anyholesagoal"

You got three, baby, get on with it.

(sorry so sorry )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

Because you're willing to fuck everyone you message instead?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"#anyholesagoal

You got three, baby, get on with it.

(sorry so sorry ) "

To be fair, that would save time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was browsing a Thunderbirds website and a link brought me here....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To wank and express my personality in a safe space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for a link to a plastic paddling pool. God knows why I am here and still not got the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just here to prick tease and pretend I want to shag randoms. "

You do it with style xx

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By *ossauMan
over a year ago

Perth


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?"

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting them to turn up lol. Horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking to fuck women but no women are interested in taking my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek? "

Yeah I’ll fuck anyone man, rules are rules

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By *ossauMan
over a year ago

Perth


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek?

Yeah I’ll fuck anyone man, rules

are rules "

This Friday?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek?

Yeah I’ll fuck anyone man, rules are rules "
Even ugly cunts like me ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek?

Yeah I’ll fuck anyone man, rules are rules Even ugly cunts like me ? "

You’re not ugly

But ANYONE and EVERYONE

That’s what fab is all about

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"If you’re not willing to fuck everyone who messages you?

But you have age group set which precludes me! I would, would you, once you take your tongue out of your cheek?

Yeah I’ll fuck anyone man, rules are rules Even ugly cunts like me ?

You’re not ugly

But ANYONE and EVERYONE

That’s what fab is all about "
I'm hardly Ryan Reynolds either

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