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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

Feed him if you can

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I see what you did there

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Thought all you needed was put up a meet status with FAF to get attention from the 4 corners of the globe Shows what I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha. Great read.

Maybe you could treat us blokes with a similar guide on how best to attract a woman?

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

You had me at "wash your chuffer"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "
just whip your cock out that'll get quite a lot here to

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Just putting a meet up works for guys not so much couples

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You had me at "wash your chuffer" "

There's really no need to wash it. Their nose won't be going anywhere near it.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. just whip your cock out that'll get quite a lot here to "

My cock? I ain't got a cock. I've a couple of ducks going spare though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sausage rolls mmmmm show me the sausage rolls dont just tease me with them I need sausage rolls......... Erm erm sorry about that it was a jolly good article..... yes very well written...... well described yes very good cheerio then

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Don't forget to breath, its not a deal breaker for a lot of people but it will increase your chances.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You had me at bacon sandwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. just whip your cock out that'll get quite a lot here to

My cock? I ain't got a cock. I've a couple of ducks going spare though. "
yellow ones or low bridges?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

Oh yes Pythagorus's theorem equations get me going everytime..soo hot just dont put up quadrilateral ones..there a right turn off..these ae just my preferences mind you x

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

I think you've cracked it op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

I wouldn't be interested in someone like this

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

I wouldn't be interested in someone like this "

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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago

mis-types and auto corrects leads cock leeds

I was told the way to a mans heart is through his stomach...

Errrr, I think they're aiming about 7 inches too high.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Women don’t need to work that hard to be fair.

Just upload a pic or a status to something provocative and the vultures will start circling.

Sometimes just logging on is all it takes.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

I wouldn't be interested in someone like this

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By *r_BlueEyesMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did the Op neglect to finish the title of this thread? 'how to attract men..... in white coats'

Gave me a chuckle reading the op.

Boobage is a great word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

I'm going to use this as my 'meet bible' from now on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did the Op neglect to finish the title of this thread? 'how to attract men..... in white coats'

Gave me a chuckle reading the op.

Boobage is a great word "

Not as good as chuffer

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

I'm going to use this as my 'meet bible' from now on... "

You're welcome

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

I'm going to use this as my 'meet bible' from now on... "

You’re not the only one to think this is the way to go...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I would reduce it to this:

1. Be a woman (ie have bumps and holes in the right places).

2. Stand within 50 metres of a man.

There you go. Job done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would reduce it to this:

1. Be a woman (ie have bumps and holes in the right places).

2. Stand within 50 metres of a man.

There you go. Job done. "

Fun sucker

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Not bad, but where’s your evidence? You need a scientific sample of a statistically significant size to back this up.

If you get a few hundred mates to try this out on me, I’ll let you know if it works repeatably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not bad, but where’s your evidence? You need a scientific sample of a statistically significant size to back this up.

If you get a few hundred mates to try this out on me, I’ll let you know if it works repeatably "

Love the OP’s style and yours too

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Item 2 in o/p list. Gents pass on any women that fit this category. Why waste time? Life is short and for enjoying as much as possible.

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Item 2 in o/p list. Gents pass on any women that fit this category. Why waste time? Life is short and for enjoying as much as possible."

It's okay. I message them back within ten minutes or so and blame my hormones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is excellent.

Although I’d suggest not to overdo it on the carbs. I know each to their own, but I hate it when the woman insists on me talking to her during sex and the only way I can communicate with her when giving her a portion from behind is via mobile phone as her arse is sooo fecking big.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Tell the men you don't want them to woo you or treat you with respect. Say you don’t want them to entice you into meeting them. Tell them not to spend any time online getting to know you as a person. Remind the men the real name of this website is www.ifuckanybodywhoasksme.com

Ask the men to not bother reading your profile. It only contains nonsense like what type of guy you are looking for, what your sexual likes are, what turns you on etc. The men don’t need to know that. You needs or likes don’t matter. Make sure you have a few picturess up on your profile for the men to leer at while masturbating.

Don’t be selfish, never discuss what you like doing sexually. Don’t tell the man what turns you on. Only ask what he likes doing sexually and what turns him on.

Tell the men to not bother typing a well thought out email to you. Tell them you just want a crap email saying something like “Hi. Fancy a fuck?” or “You free for meet now?” or “I am in your city on business. I am staying in hotel. Do fancy a meet now?” Tell them the email must also have 6 photos of his cock from various angles. Tell them if they have an email they copy and paste to hundreds of women that will also do but they must also still send 6 cock shots with the email.

Tell the men if you turn them down because they are not your type they must reply back with “I didn't want to fuck you anyway you fat ugly cow”. Then send an email apologising and promise to go on a diet and get plastic surgery. Ask in the email if they will come and fuck you once you lose the weight and have the plastic surgery.

Tell the men if you do have a meet they are not to think of your sexual needs and only think of their own needs. Tell the men so long as they cum you don’t care if you have fun or have an orgasm.

Tell the men you will happily suck them off to completion but it is ok for them lick your pussy for 30 seconds to one minute. Despite them claiming they love to lick pussy for ages. Maybe also tell the man to not wash his cock for a couple of days.

Tell the men if a better offer comes along don’t let you know that they are not coming to meet you. Tell them to just not turn up for your meet and leave you waiting.

If you go in the chat rooms and go on your webcam tell the men they can’t talk to you with respect or have a normal non sexual conversation. Tell them you want them to treat you like a performing seal. Tell them you want them to type things like “finger yourself”, “Do you have any toys you can use on yourself?”, “Shove that vibrator up your arse”, etc.

If you plan a meet ask the man how he wants you to dress for him. If he asks you to wear something not in your wardrobe go out and buy it for him you selfish woman. You want him to know you made an effort to dress how he wants you dressed for the meet. Don’t dare dress in something that makes you feel sexy.

Remember to reply to every shit one line email you receive. Don’t be a rude fucker and not reply. The man took 15 seconds to type “Hi wanna fuck?” The least you could do is reply back. If you get lots of shit one line emails a day make sure you set aside a couple of hours each day to reply to all the shit one line emails. Men hate laziness in a woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tell the men you don't want them to woo you or treat you with respect. Say you don’t want them to entice you into meeting them. Tell them not to spend any time online getting to know you as a person. Remind the men the real name of this website is www.ifuckanybodywhoasksme.com

Ask the men to not bother reading your profile. It only contains nonsense like what type of guy you are looking for, what your sexual likes are, what turns you on etc. The men don’t need to know that. You needs or likes don’t matter. Make sure you have a few picturess up on your profile for the men to leer at while masturbating.

Don’t be selfish, never discuss what you like doing sexually. Don’t tell the man what turns you on. Only ask what he likes doing sexually and what turns him on.

Tell the men to not bother typing a well thought out email to you. Tell them you just want a crap email saying something like “Hi. Fancy a fuck?” or “You free for meet now?” or “I am in your city on business. I am staying in hotel. Do fancy a meet now?” Tell them the email must also have 6 photos of his cock from various angles. Tell them if they have an email they copy and paste to hundreds of women that will also do but they must also still send 6 cock shots with the email.

Tell the men if you turn them down because they are not your type they must reply back with “I didn't want to fuck you anyway you fat ugly cow”. Then send an email apologising and promise to go on a diet and get plastic surgery. Ask in the email if they will come and fuck you once you lose the weight and have the plastic surgery.

Tell the men if you do have a meet they are not to think of your sexual needs and only think of their own needs. Tell the men so long as they cum you don’t care if you have fun or have an orgasm.

Tell the men you will happily suck them off to completion but it is ok for them lick your pussy for 30 seconds to one minute. Despite them claiming they love to lick pussy for ages. Maybe also tell the man to not wash his cock for a couple of days.

Tell the men if a better offer comes along don’t let you know that they are not coming to meet you. Tell them to just not turn up for your meet and leave you waiting.

If you go in the chat rooms and go on your webcam tell the men they can’t talk to you with respect or have a normal non sexual conversation. Tell them you want them to treat you like a performing seal. Tell them you want them to type things like “finger yourself”, “Do you have any toys you can use on yourself?”, “Shove that vibrator up your arse”, etc.

If you plan a meet ask the man how he wants you to dress for him. If he asks you to wear something not in your wardrobe go out and buy it for him you selfish woman. You want him to know you made an effort to dress how he wants you dressed for the meet. Don’t dare dress in something that makes you feel sexy.

Remember to reply to every shit one line email you receive. Don’t be a rude fucker and not reply. The man took 15 seconds to type “Hi wanna fuck?” The least you could do is reply back. If you get lots of shit one line emails a day make sure you set aside a couple of hours each day to reply to all the shit one line emails. Men hate laziness in a woman.

"

Feck this was way too long to read. I doubt anyone would read through all of this just to get to my comment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLDR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

Anti-dot what I thinks when we see or persuaded such a way, (personal opinion cannot be linked to masses)

1. She has fake one hence sharing

2. Comparison and honey pot avoid (playing game no intention)

3. Debatable I throw a topic to check.

4.Show off, hungry and demanding

5&6. Trap never agree to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "
I think I'm going to use this as my meet checklist, we'll get it put in the faqs

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

OP, you’ve made me snigger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

3 works. The rest doesnt

Bum flash works though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems I’ve got step one right

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

You forgot to mention to change your avatar to a nice close up of your growler.

If looks anything like when Predator takes his mask off then your likely to be inundated with cock pics and ‘fuck me’ now messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is excellent.

Although I’d suggest not to overdo it on the carbs. I know each to their own, but I hate it when the woman insists on me talking to her during sex and the only way I can communicate with her when giving her a portion from behind is via mobile phone as her arse is sooo fecking big. "

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

Anti-dot what I thinks when we see or persuaded such a way, (personal opinion cannot be linked to masses)

1. She has fake one hence sharing

2. Comparison and honey pot avoid (playing game no intention)

3. Debatable I throw a topic to check.

4.Show off, hungry and demanding

5&6. Trap never agree to meet"

A topic? Do they still sell those?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too. "

This made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

Anti-dot what I thinks when we see or persuaded such a way, (personal opinion cannot be linked to masses)

1. She has fake one hence sharing

2. Comparison and honey pot avoid (playing game no intention)

3. Debatable I throw a topic to check.

4.Show off, hungry and demanding

5&6. Trap never agree to meet

A topic? Do they still sell those? "

Good salesman can sell anything selling a comb to bald guy is an art. Wanna buy one

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By *educed OP   Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"I thought I'd share with you my useful hints and tips on how to pull a man on Fab.

1) Pop out a bit of boobage. Geezers love them. I personally always respond to messages topless. When I log onto Fab, I make sure I am wearing something loose fitting that I can just whip off in a flash. Make sure you tell them this. Boobage does to men what catnip does to cats. Better still, take a direct pic before they realise you've got the personality of a silver back gorilla.

2) Treat them mean to keep them keen. You've enticed them with boobage and all is well but from time to time message them and tell them they look like shit and you hate them.

3) Men find smart women attractive. Post an equation on your status and sit back watch the cocks flood your inbox.

4) Carb load everyday. Men like a bit of girth. Stuff your face with pork pie, sausage rolls, bacon sandwiches, pasta, kebab and pies. It works for me.

5) Men like it if you are super confident. I always like to start a conversation by telling them how beautiful I am, that I'm a sex magnet and that no man deserves me.

6) Arrange a meet as soon as possible. Inist/demand that this is purely social but wash your chuffer and shave your pits just in case your luck is in.

Does anyone else have any other useful advice, hints and tips?

Please post below and encourage your friends to read this thread so that they can get learned up too.

Anti-dot what I thinks when we see or persuaded such a way, (personal opinion cannot be linked to masses)

1. She has fake one hence sharing

2. Comparison and honey pot avoid (playing game no intention)

3. Debatable I throw a topic to check.

4.Show off, hungry and demanding

5&6. Trap never agree to meet

A topic? Do they still sell those?

Good salesman can sell anything selling a comb to bald guy is an art. Wanna buy one"

Surely a good salesman sells what people want and also knows his audience. I'm neither a man nor bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone knows all u do is make yourself unavailable women always want what they cant have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duly noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows all u do is make yourself unavailable women always want what they cant have"

It doesn't work !! Been trying for 2 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Everyone knows all u do is make yourself unavailable women always want what they cant have"

Not all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Flash boobs in his box

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"You had me at "wash your chuffer" "

Sure thing in the equation of releasing fly’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Feed him if you can "

but to what should i feed him?

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Just tell them you only want NSA... Done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just tell them you only want NSA... Done "

I would be happy just to share your strawberrys lol

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