FabSwingers.com forum: Choices choices..

By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

I can't decide what picture I should use as a profile picture from my limited selection.

So, what ever one has the most fabs by 3pm will be the one used!

And if you fancy doing the same thing yourself feel free to say you're in too!

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I can't decide what picture I should use as a profile picture from my limited selection.

So, what ever one has the most fabs by 3pm will be the one used!

And if you fancy doing the same thing yourself feel free to say you're in too! "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I think your bath needs a good clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....yeah....personally I wouldn't use any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think your bath needs a good clean"

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

Did you murder someone in that bath?!

What on earth is up with those pictures?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

It's a joke?

Surely it's a joke?

Someone tell me it's a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you murder someone in that bath?!

What on earth is up with those pictures? "

goodness me I'm actually stumped no words. Awful!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"It's a joke?

Surely it's a joke?

Someone tell me it's a joke!

I think he’s trying to be arty with colour change but it’s failed badly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We’re not in but definitely the Buffalo Bill type photo

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By *ubmissive-MissiveTV/TS
over a year ago

Teesside

So that's what an affordable property looks like in London?

Well if nothing else, he got plenty of people to view his profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Over-edited photos. You've achieved a successfully consistent collection of grungy "squatter chic" images that do absolutely nothing to titillate (unless you have an OCD cleaning addiction that has you reaching for the marigolds and Ajax...)

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"Did you murder someone in that bath?!

What on earth is up with those pictures?

goodness me I'm actually stumped no words. Awful! "

I honestly thought I was looking at a bbq at first glance.

I can only imagine how dirty that bath is for a filter to be picking up all those different colours.

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over a year ago

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're obviously not counting on getting a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just wondering how many 'can I serve?' Messages off people you will get. So they can do some cleaning

Holly

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

You should choose one without your cock in it... the ones you've got are all pretty much the same.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"We’re not in but definitely the Buffalo Bill type photo

LJ"

It puts the lotion on its skin

Words fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re not in but definitely the Buffalo Bill type photo

LJ"

So basically, any of them will do

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We’re not in but definitely the Buffalo Bill type photo

It puts the lotion on its skin

Words fail. "

Be careful or you will get the hose again

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By *ublinGirl92Woman
over a year ago

Hell

"We’re not in but definitely the Buffalo Bill type photo

It puts the lotion on its skin

Words fail. "

I have tears in my eyes laughing at that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a guy in the Scotland forum who often offers naked cleaning services.. I think you two should meet!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don’t even know what I am looking at here

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By *oved Up 2Couple
over a year ago

nottingham

Seriously none of these photos are appealing! Forget the cock pics and post one of your face

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Oh, my lord!

Is "Take some new photos" an option?

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"I think your bath needs a good clean"

Nah my baths spick and span, that's the workplace bath. No one uses it.

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"It's a joke?

Surely it's a joke?

Someone tell me it's a joke!

Alas it was.

This week has been filled with humour on the forums but today's be far less fun for what ever reasons

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"So that's what an affordable property looks like in London?

Well if nothing else, he got plenty of people to view his profile! "

Yup on both accounts

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"You should choose one without your cock in it... the ones you've got are all pretty much the same.

So any of them then, none of them is my member, especially not the clear one

Unless I have a ghost cock..

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Why am I picturing the toilet from Train Spotting looking at those pics.

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Oh, my lord!

Is "Take some new photos" an option? "

Always!

But that'll have to wait until Monday now, I might even invest in something special for the pictures..

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"I'm just wondering how many 'can I serve?' Messages off people you will get. So they can do some cleaning

Holly"

Three

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Over-edited photos. You've achieved a successfully consistent collection of grungy "squatter chic" images that do absolutely nothing to titillate (unless you have an OCD cleaning addiction that has you reaching for the marigolds and Ajax...)"

One filter in a bathroom with only sunshine for light through dappled glass windows.

"hunter" on prisma for all of them.

It does darken the pictures but in an effort to make it look more like an oil painting.

I've used it in other projects in the past and it's worked wonderfully.

Still, if nothing else it's made a few people feel better about the state of their bathrooms and given some others a bit of a chuckle for the day.

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By *pmsldCouple
over a year ago

kettering

Do you always take sex toys to work ?

lol

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Do you always take sex toys to work ?

lol "

I sell them for a living, I'd send you a pic of the inside of the shop but you've blocked single guys

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"Oh, my lord!

Is "Take some new photos" an option?

Always!

But that'll have to wait until Monday now, I might even invest in something special for the pictures..

Believe me, I can totally wait until at least Monday.

"Invest in something special", when you already have what looks like a glass dildo in one photo? I'm not sure I want to know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like the glass dildo, less keen on the pics though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtaf?

Did you get any fab's?

It's 17.35 and you're late....

Steve x

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Wtaf?

Did you get any fab's?

It's 17.35 and you're late....

Steve x "

Not a sausage...

But as a couple of people have mentioned the ghostschlong ill use that til next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww the pictures have gone and I never saw them. Your sink has a skin infection though

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By *utchersDog OP Man
over a year ago

Orpington

"Aww the pictures have gone and I never saw them. Your sink has a skin infection though

It's the filter on prisma that mostly makes it look like that.

Except for the limescale.

And dried stale water stains.

I might even scrub it up a bit next week.

But the bath is nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aww the pictures have gone and I never saw them. Your sink has a skin infection though

It's the filter on prisma that mostly makes it look like that.

Except for the limescale.

And dried stale water stains.

I might even scrub it up a bit next week.

But the bath is nasty

So I see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtaf?

Did you get any fab's?

It's 17.35 and you're late....

Steve x

Not a sausage...

But as a couple of people have mentioned the ghostschlong ill use that til next week

Ghost cock is ace!

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