FabSwingers.com forum: a little light relief

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

threads have been a bit serious lately, so thought i would try to lighten the mood a bit.

all i could think of though was along the lines of,

funny insults.

so i'll start you off.

if beautys skin deep, you were born inside out,

best part of you ran down yer mams leg,

to think, your dad could have worn a condom that night,

your mam could have swallowed,

think in your case they kept the afterbirth and threw the baby away.

anymore??? over to you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"to think... out of ten million sperm, yours was the quickest..."

Wolf

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

you're more inbred then a sandwich filler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How can you be that ugly with just ONE head?!

F*ck off back to the sewage farm, they're missing a bag of shit!

Funny the things you see when you haven't got your rifle.

Somewhere, there's a village without an idiot, hurry back before they miss you.

There's a bus leaving in ten minutes, be under it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

you cant be 2 faced, cos if you was you wouldnt be wearing that one

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

your so ugly persil wouldnt shift you

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By *laggieWoman
over a year ago

Derby

Don't bother showering...you can't polish a turd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing to contribute, but just wanted to say that's some of the funniest stuff I've heard in ages.

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

is that what your old man got for throwing stones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i wouldnt meet you if you were the last single male on earth.

if i were the last single male on earth, you wouldnt even get near the front of the queue madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last time I saw legs like that they were standing in a nest!

The last time I saw legs like that they were holding up a snooker table!

She's got a fanny like a yawning donkey!

He's got a nose like a blind cobblers thumb!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

you should have been a spaceman, but you ma got too d*unk.

why be 2 faced when you sit on the best one

you are camper than a row of tents

no wonder you have a big mouth, you needed it to get back out of the abortion bucket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

if she has one more facelift she'll have a beard

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

if she has another boob job, she will be a shoe in for that mickey mouse job at disney land

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

its true what they say, under every ponytail you will find an arsehole!

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By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

"its true what they say, under every ponytail you will find an arsehole!"

love that one..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

we all need to bring something to the discussion.

but the best thing you could bring would be silence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been so insulted in my life

Oh come on, with a face like that you must have been!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

just out of curiosity,

are your parents siblings??

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you were so ugly when you were born, the doctors slapped your mother.

you were so ugly your mother fed you with a catapult

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I refuse to have a battle of wits with someone with no ammunition"

oooh... like this one, just used it for some idiot on f/b ... thanks

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