FabSwingers.com forum: Oysters

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not? "

It'll be the zinc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had them.

Is it the oysters themselves or a placebo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not a nice thing to emoji about Daryl's stiffy.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not? "

Suspect the aphrodisiac is the mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

Suspect the aphrodisiac is the mind."

Or in the bum.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Only one emoji suitable for oysters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Very tasty. Squirt of lemon, dash of hot pepper sauce. Yum.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I couldn’t possibly eat an oyster. I would definitely heave in a very ungainly way

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I went on a date once. Bloke took me Brighton (flash git) and he insisted on buying me oysters despite me telling him that a) they taste like how I imagine pickled brains in aspic taste and b) I'm allergic to seafood. He paid about £40 quid for this bowl of snot in shells. Man was a dick head. He implied that I was lying and that these oysters would change my mind blah blah blah...

Once the projectile vomiting subsided, I had a wicked night being a karaoke superstar on the pier. He spent the night stinking of vomit.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I love an oyster myself. I've never had an effect from any so called aphrodisiac though so I'm pretty sure it's nonsense.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fresh oysters are delicious. You don't eat them as such. Just swallow.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Fresh oysters are delicious. You don't eat them as such. Just swallow."

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

That's not a nice thing to emoji about Daryl's stiffy."

It was the oysters jim

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Only one emoji suitable for oysters

I did that too

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Fresh oysters are delicious. You don't eat them as such. Just swallow."

The mere thought makes me want to wretch

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Nothing that remotely resembles a very slimy slug is ever going in my mouth

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

It'll be the zinc."

Zinc to make the girls wink indeed Mr Jim

All shellfish contain it and yes, it does work (taking a multi-vitamin once a day avoids the need to dribble raw snot down your neck)

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

It'll be the zinc.

Zinc to make the girls wink indeed Mr Jim

All shellfish contain it and yes, it does work (taking a multi-vitamin once a day avoids the need to dribble raw snot down your neck)"

Does it really, or does it just provide a raw material for sperm production?

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

You can't move without bumping into a prick during Whitstable oyster festival

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By *eorge JetsonMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough

Bizarrely enough Zinc DOESNT encourage erections and DOESN'T contain aphrodisiac properties.

Natural zinc is a protein that encourages sperm to get off their arses and work harder.

So when you hear of oysters and champagne and sex for valentines day resulting in pregnancies it's cos the zinc has gotten sperm supercharged and conception chances have quadrupled.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Ma mate's got an Oyster card if that's any good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You can't move without bumping into a prick during Whitstable oyster festival "

Stop lurking in the portaloos..

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

One of the most disgusting things to swallow on the planet...

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

It'll be the zinc.

Zinc to make the girls wink indeed Mr Jim

All shellfish contain it and yes, it does work (taking a multi-vitamin once a day avoids the need to dribble raw snot down your neck)

Does it really, or does it just provide a raw material for sperm production?"

Some medical reports link zinc deficiency with serum testosterone production in both older and younger men (I can link you the papers but...), there is some confusion over whether serum testosterone actually has an impact on a mans erection but tests on rats (!!) concluded that zinc had a positive affect on arousal and maintaining an erection...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"One of the most disgusting things to swallow on the planet...

Apart from snails

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think most of you are most happy munching at Little Chef!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had a fish dinner tonight starting with an oyster. Last time I had them I definitely woke next day harder.

Aphrodisiac or not?

It'll be the zinc.

Zinc to make the girls wink indeed Mr Jim

All shellfish contain it and yes, it does work (taking a multi-vitamin once a day avoids the need to dribble raw snot down your neck)

Does it really, or does it just provide a raw material for sperm production?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"One of the most disgusting things to swallow on the planet...

Apart from snails"

Can’t remember if I’ve had those... what about frogs legs or caviar?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys, you cannot just live on chicken mc_nuggets!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Guys, you cannot just live on chicken mc_nuggets!"

I thought only kids ate them. Never tried one in ma life.

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