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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I had doggo problems and a family funeral in the past 48 hours so took some time off fab. Now I'm back at work , tired , trying not to fall asleep . Maybe if somebody came to suck my penis I would stay awake . But as that ain't happening , can you lovely fabsters tell me how I can stay awake please .

Yours fucking Sincerely xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Gaffer tape on the eyelids

With intravenous black coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear about your loss and good to see you back

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Gaffer tape on the eyelids

With intravenous black coffee"
Hmm , good idea but I'll look even more like a twat than normal. And that's going some

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry to hear about your loss and good to see you back

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Cheers , twas my uncle but it was a jolly affair

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Pro plus it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry to hear about your loss and good to see you back

Cheers , twas my uncle but it was a jolly affair

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Always good to have that kind of wake

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Pro plus it....

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I must have had thousands of those in my life . I stopped taking them a few months ago as I got palpitations through too much caffeine sadly

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

Hey welcome back, sorry to hear about your loss, hopefully things will pick up for you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sorry to hear about your loss and good to see you back

Cheers , twas my uncle but it was a jolly affair

Always good to have that kind of wake

"
It was lovely , free bar helped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Also sorry to hear of your loss.

Are you a napper or do you need a good long sleep to recover?

Would your boss allow you recovery time?

Failing that, drink lots do you have to keep getting up..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Hey welcome back, sorry to hear about your loss, hopefully things will pick up for you"
Cheers, I'm fine , it was a celebration of life type thingamebob

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P"
Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Also sorry to hear of your loss.

Are you a napper or do you need a good long sleep to recover?

Would your boss allow you recovery time?

Failing that, drink lots do you have to keep getting up..

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I work in a small shop so I'm up and down all day . And yes I am a napper. I'm getting old see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

P"
I want to , but that's boring . I might whack YouTube on for some tunage , or snort some powdered plutonium or some shit, I dunno

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

P I want to , but that's boring . I might whack YouTube on for some tunage , or snort some powdered plutonium or some shit, I dunno

Flying saucers. They're a long forgotten fizzy treat that remind you of being young and give you a sense of "fuck yeah, I forgot just how good these cardboard tongue ticklers are"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

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Lunch hour , I've not had one of those in 15 years lol . I like the idea though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

P I want to , but that's boring . I might whack YouTube on for some tunage , or snort some powdered plutonium or some shit, I dunno

Flying saucers. They're a long forgotten fizzy treat that remind you of being young and give you a sense of "fuck yeah, I forgot just how good these cardboard tongue ticklers are"

P"
I remember the sugar rush I got off them when I was like 6 years old . Do they even exist still??

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

And often ... ittssssss.... ME!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

And often ... ittssssss.... ME!!"

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

And often ... ittssssss.... ME!!"

always hairy arse

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

And often ... ittssssss.... ME!!

always hairy arse "

Sshhh that's our secret

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"You've got a couple of hours till dinner, shut for an hour at dinner have a power nap....

Dinner? Or lunch??

Always one eh.....

And often ... ittssssss.... ME!!

always hairy arse

Sshhh that's our secret

"
It was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

P I want to , but that's boring . I might whack YouTube on for some tunage , or snort some powdered plutonium or some shit, I dunno

Flying saucers. They're a long forgotten fizzy treat that remind you of being young and give you a sense of "fuck yeah, I forgot just how good these cardboard tongue ticklers are"

P I remember the sugar rush I got off them when I was like 6 years old . Do they even exist still??"

Yes they do! Gone up in price a wee bit mind you

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"You have lunchtime to look forward to, so I'd suggest using the time to make spit balls ready to fire at the boss while he's tormenting you with his eating annoyances.

P Haha you nutter. He's off today so I only have my own company , which is always dangerous

Then fuck it. Nap!

P I want to , but that's boring . I might whack YouTube on for some tunage , or snort some powdered plutonium or some shit, I dunno

Flying saucers. They're a long forgotten fizzy treat that remind you of being young and give you a sense of "fuck yeah, I forgot just how good these cardboard tongue ticklers are"

P I remember the sugar rush I got off them when I was like 6 years old . Do they even exist still??

Yes they do! Gone up in price a wee bit mind you

P"
* heads to the shop *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send my regards to your boss XX

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

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"Send my regards to your boss XX "
I will. I had a kip and a dad dance session

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