FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is Rant Day

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Apparently......

As the usual suspects are AWOL I'll kick it off.

However, I probably won't be logging in again until lunchtime.

So in the meantime, all Thursday Rant Day Rants are *approved.

*that'll learn 'em

Let her rip tater chip.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just Thursday. I hate Thursdays with a passion

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"It's just Thursday. I hate Thursdays with a passion

Awwwwww. Anything I can do to brighten your day?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why can't postmen / delivery drivers close the fecking gate behind them?? Came home yesterday to find ours gaping. It was closed when you walked through it ... fecking close back again ... don't just pull it and hope it latches

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If it's a crime, it's not a good first message on Fab. Like I've seen some shit but why I have a run of this I do not know. Stop it you sick bastards.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.

Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.

Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.

Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.

Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!

It was electrical.

Amazon will be sending me a replacement!

Aaaaaaargh!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.

Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.

Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.

Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.

Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!

It was electrical.

Amazon will be sending me a replacement!

Aaaaaaargh!

I'm sorry, you were in, but I still couldn't be arsed.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.

Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.

Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.

Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.

Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!

It was electrical.

Amazon will be sending me a replacement!

Aaaaaaargh!

Sorry ... I got stuck on the "card pushed through inner flap" ... tell me you mean the letterbox

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"It's just Thursday. I hate Thursdays with a passion

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Why? It’s the fourth best day of the week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Geography is a bitch! Here, I said it!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Geography is a bitch! Here, I said it!"

It let's you gauge the lie of the land

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Geography is a bitch! Here, I said it!"
Physics was worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Geography is a bitch! Here, I said it! Physics was worse

Chemistry quite fun though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Geography is a bitch! Here, I said it! Physics was worse

Chemistry quite fun though"

Ah yes ... the old sodium flushed down the toilet "experiment" .. such laughs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning Stingly.

I don't seem to be able to achieve "one fucking week" without some drama in my life.

I had a very distressing phone call last night and today I feel very stressed and worried and a bit upset.

So, my Rant is about life, to which I think I am allergic. Fuck my life.

P.S. As you are my very dear friend, I sincerely hope you approve of my ranting!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do guys from fab think it's ok to ruin your day.....every day !!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Morning Stingly.

I don't seem to be able to achieve "one fucking week" without some drama in my life.

I had a very distressing phone call last night and today I feel very stressed and worried and a bit upset.

So, my Rant is about life, to which I think I am allergic. Fuck my life.

P.S. As you are my very dear friend, I sincerely hope you approve of my ranting!!!!"

Approved all say long.

Hope you've recovered after the accident.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Why do guys from fab think it's ok to ruin your day.....every day !!"

Filters'll fix it.

Pink wouldn't approve this 'un.

So........

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Delivery drivers, who don't wait for you to answer the door - I was in the bathroom, didn't hear the bell.

Who leave a card, parcel in blue wheely bin. But don't push card through inner flap so you don't see it.

Who then leave parcel, behind the bin.

Parcel discovered soaking wet, this morning.

Only knew it had been delivered yesterday when I checked my emails!

It was electrical.

Amazon will be sending me a replacement!

Aaaaaaargh!

Sorry ... I got stuck on the "card pushed through inner flap" ... tell me you mean the letterbox

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I love Thursdays, my night out so no ranting here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Through all its trials and problems

The world is a beautiful place

Full of beautiful people...

I have no rant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I do like a rant thread.

I've been let down so I'm not a happy bunny. I was meant to be out shopping but my mother decided to not bother showing up and didn't bother to let me know. I could have been sleeping after only getting two hours sleep last night but I was busy getting ready for nothing.

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

............. Rant over

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Oh I do like a rant thread.

Fabbed.

Sorry sorry sorry. I mean approved.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Password protected files that you can't remember the password to and if you admit that then it'll look you've a crap memory. Fucking wank.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

New plan.

Next Thursday, it's all yours.

Enjoy.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Password protected files that you can't remember the password to and if you admit that then it'll look you've a crap memory. Fucking wank.

Do you have a crap memory though?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

New plan.

Next Thursday, it's all yours.

Enjoy.

Oh hello .. you are alive

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

Hold bloody on, there's a disclaimer up ther *points, that says all rants approved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thousands of offers but the ones you want, secretly, don’t

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

Hold bloody on, there's a disclaimer up ther *points, that says all rants approved.

Pfft ... don't quote technicalities at me...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Thousands of offers but the ones you want, secretly, don’t

You haven't asked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careless and inconsiderate road users. I don't care whether you walk, run cycle, motorcycle, fucking unicycle, horse, alpaca, car, van (particularly of the white variety), lorry, bastard HGVs and caravaners. Just have some consideration for the rest of us and stop behaving like arseholes. Alternatively, fuck off and die, hopefully not taking any of the rest of us with you.

Twats on mobile devices in motion in public areas. Nature gave you spatial awareness for a reason, fucking use it and stop banging into and obstructing the rest of us on paths and stairs and everywhere else because you can't bear to be parted from your bloody devices for a second. Oh, and get off the fucking gym equipment if you aren't using it!

Clients. Read the forms. They are simple and come with notes for the mentally challenged! They are mostly tick box so tick the fucking relevant boxes so you don't ask bloody stupid questions when I come round and have to reduce everything to words of one syllable. If you can't do it, get an 8 year old to help you! Personally I think you should be rejected on the grounds that if you can't complete the form you're too stupid to get what you're applying for. Cocks!

Seagulls. You are a waste of evolution. Beautiful birds that are capable of spectacular aerodynamic feats, yet all you do is eat, squawk and shit. yes, shit on my house, my car and my boat. Every bloody day, specialising in when I have just cleaned them and demonstrating low level bombing skills that puts the world's best military to shame. I am convinced that one of you walked up to my door just to shit on the weather bar. No way you could have done it airborne. Well you little feathered bastards, the day of reckoning is upon you! When my Amazon delivery gets her next week your arse is grass and I'm the lawnmower..

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By *qua vitaeWoman
over a year ago

Shropshire/Midlands

I’ve caught a bad cold off my son.

Fancy getting a cold in the middle of summer.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"New rant... old rants not being addressed before new ones

Hold bloody on, there's a disclaimer up ther *points, that says all rants approved.

Pfft ... don't quote technicalities at me...

New rant. People who don't read Terms and Conditions.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I’ve caught a bad cold off my son.

Fancy getting a cold in the middle of summer.

I don't fancy it at all ta.

Do feel.this rant should be approved.

Doubtless to Monkey's chagrin.

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