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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

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over a year ago

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better get to the quacks fella, something ain’t right

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By *ocbigMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Thats you fucked then...oh, wait a minute..

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

I can see them bruises where you've been kicking yourself

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I think you've become too private with your parts

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Better get to the quacks fella, something ain’t right

Youre right it wasn't, id been up since 1:30 the previous morning, yes I needed bedding but just for sleep

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Thats you fucked then...oh, wait a minute.."

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I can see them bruises where you've been kicking yourself

Does it show

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I think you've become too private with your parts"

Only under extreme circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf???

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Wtf???

Oh it was painful saying no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why do it then you pleb? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Wrong time of the month PP?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why do it then you pleb? Lol x"

Pm'd you x

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Wrong time of the month PP?

Wrong time of the day

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Um....yeah...

You tell em Op! Bloody women think they just snap their fingers and they get sex on demand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You chose a man instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You chose a man instead?"

He did the whole 'sit on your hands until they're numb' wank thing lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You chose a man instead?

He did the whole 'sit on your hands until they're numb' wank thing lol x"

So kinky!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Um....yeah...

You tell em Op! Bloody women think they just snap their fingers and they get sex on demand.

I know

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You chose a man instead?"

Don't be rude

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You saving yourself OP?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"You saving yourself OP?

For now

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"You saving yourself OP?

For now

Haaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll go and look for the forum thread from a woman moaning how men on here are time wasters as one turned down a shag.

Also OP, did they message you afterwards accusing you of being misogynistic?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I’ll go and look for the forum thread from a woman moaning how men on here are time wasters as one turned down a shag.

Also OP, did they message you afterwards accusing you of being misogynistic?

No they know me too well

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

*doffs bowler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way? Me too! One on Monday, one yesterday. Attractive offers, but child care means I can’t do last minute offers.

Maybe we should start an “I’ve turned down fab offers” club?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"No way? Me too! One on Monday, one yesterday. Attractive offers, but child care means I can’t do last minute offers.

Maybe we should start an “I’ve turned down fab offers” club?"

It's hard, but they have to understand we're just not pieces of meat

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why??

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mine were because I had my son at the times they wanted to meet.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Why??

I'd been up since 1:30 For work and I was totally shattered and my son had asked to sleep too.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Dried up. Nothing cumming out

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

Did you have a better offer OP?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Why??

I'd been up since 1:30 For work and I was totally shattered and my son had asked to sleep too."

That’s fair enough.....

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Did you have a better offer OP?

It would have taken something special to top those 2

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Dried up. Nothing cumming out

You may need a hand to make sure it still works

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Ha ha some of the comments and replies made me chuckle xx

Hope you’re well rested now PP, I’m sure the offers will come flooding in....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha buddy we all need our rest

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ha ha some of the comments and replies made me chuckle xx

Hope you’re well rested now PP, I’m sure the offers will come flooding in....

I am well rested now and ready for anything now

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Ha ha buddy we all need our rest

You know me

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Dried up. Nothing cumming out

You may need a hand to make sure it still works

Was on about you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you're fucked now PP...and not in a good way!

They aren't going to ask again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done op

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Well you're fucked now PP...and not in a good way!

They aren't going to ask again

Haha oh they will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had you just knocked one out before they contacted you?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Dried up. Nothing cumming out

You may need a hand to make sure it still works

Was on about you

I have coconut oil

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Are you a woman pretending to be a single guy?

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Are you a woman pretending to be a single guy?

Shush

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"The fab tumble had been blowing around my ankles for weeks, low and behold I had 2 lovely separate lady friends asking me if I was free last night.

I turned both down, yes that's right I'm a man and I turned the offer of sex down.

Wahey! Go team you

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