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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ming the ping got a mixed bag of compliments the last time I got him out in the forum. Though he was a bit hairy for some..

I want to know how my-man-garden-groweth in the eye of the beholder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises "

Who said I didn't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't "

One is on my head

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises "

It's the lighting I thought the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't "

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same "

Me too!!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same

Me too!! "

Had my glasses on too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same "

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing now two people are saying it

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Looks pretty great to me, I prefer my men to have some hair there..

L xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing now two people are saying it "

3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks pretty great to me, I prefer my men to have some hair there..

L xx"

Yes! *fistpumps the sky* Thankyou

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing now two people are saying it "

Not complaining looks nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pubes NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises "

Ooooo it's a double penetrator!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing now two people are saying it

3 "

oh god... As good as it sounds.. I song imagine two Willie's on one man is a good look in reality

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Have to say I love it when that line of hair goes up the middle of the torso from the groin.

Oooh errrr

Thank you

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

It's the lighting I thought the same

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing now two people are saying it

3

oh god... As good as it sounds.. I song imagine two Willie's on one man is a good look in reality "

*don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have to say I love it when that line of hair goes up the middle of the torso from the groin.

Oooh errrr

Thank you

Jo x "

My snail trail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises "

Phew, wasn’t just me who thought that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Phew, wasn’t just me who thought that."

You're just jealous

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Have to say I love it when that line of hair goes up the middle of the torso from the groin.

Oooh errrr

Thank you

Jo x

My snail trail "

Mmmmmmmmm I font don't usually like snails.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?

Always "

That’s the dog’s bollocks then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re not hairy, all man x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?

Always

That’s the dog’s bollocks then "

The Khans Knackers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You’re not hairy, all man x"

I am. If I leave everything completely unattended.. I can go full neanderthal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You’re not hairy, all man x

I am. If I leave everything completely unattended.. I can go full neanderthal."

Ok, imagination officially in overdrive...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?

Always

That’s the dog’s bollocks then

The Khans Knackers "

But can you polish wooden floors with them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises

Who said I didn't

Are you feeling like a dog with two dicks?

Always

That’s the dog’s bollocks then

The Khans Knackers

But can you polish wooden floors with them? "

If its warm.. probably it's always warm in my flat and I'm a low rider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

*slap slap slap slap*

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"*slap slap slap slap* "

Is that you walking around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is much hairier tbh dude.

Put the cum of an elderly called Mark on it for three days and it will bushier

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Looks about right to me .. I might just go back and have another perv to make sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still looks tidy so a thumbs I from me

BTW is ur status referring to Black Sails?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like a sniff

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By *HX6969Man
over a year ago

St Albans

It's a 3d photo... You got to stare at it and it will pop out...

Hahahahaha...

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT


"Ming the ping got a mixed bag of compliments the last time I got him out in the forum. Though he was a bit hairy for some..

I want to know how my-man-garden-groweth in the eye of the beholder "

Ming the ping is he tired?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love having my pubes nuzzled in - not for all but some do like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is much hairier tbh dude.

Put the cum of an elderly called Mark on it for three days and it will bushier "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"*slap slap slap slap*

Is that you walking around "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Looks about right to me .. I might just go back and have another perv to make sure "

Fill your boots I'm all for being given a second glance.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"*slap slap slap slap*

Is that you walking around

"

I find myself funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a fan

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Still looks tidy so a thumbs I from me

BTW is ur status referring to Black Sails? "

Kind of.. I was torn between going Mongol or going Pirate when picking a username. At heart I'm more Pirate than Mongol Lord Its not Black Sails specifically.. although the sentiment is definitely there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d like a sniff "

Not right now you wouldn't. Just got in from work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a 3d photo... You got to stare at it and it will pop out...

Hahahahaha... "

That's nothing. Fab it 50 times and itll do the willy dance

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ming the ping got a mixed bag of compliments the last time I got him out in the forum. Though he was a bit hairy for some..

I want to know how my-man-garden-groweth in the eye of the beholder Ming the ping is he tired?"

Never sleeps unless hes just had sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a fan

P"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

didnt read this right thought we was rating a pub! love real ale! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm sorry but I can't look at your pubes whilst my eye is drawn to the fact the light on your ballsack makes it look like you have 2 penises "

just had to look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looks good to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"looks good to me "

I love compliments

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"didnt read this right thought we was rating a pub! love real ale! lol"

More a rum man myself.. Bonus points if the pub floats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looks good to me

I love compliments "

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