FabSwingers.com forum: I'm so jealous . . .

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

. . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.

So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Those people on holiday in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitches who don't need to pluck their chins.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m jealous of all the partnered up ones who can get their the small of their backs stroked and massaged when it’s time of the month and it hurts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bitches who don't need to pluck their chins.

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I hear ya hun

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Bitches who don't need to pluck their chins.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I don’t think I’m jealous of anything on here......will have a think and come back to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of the confidence that others have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like

Orgasmic

Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.

So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course

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same as you op and of women of all sizes that ooze confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like

Orgasmic

Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!

I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the time I'm jealous of all you gorgeous ladies with beautiful locks of hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like

Orgasmic

Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!

I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close

I didn't want to overdo it you might get big headed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men. I'd like to be one for a day coz I wanna know what manjaculation feels like

Orgasmic

Why be jealous you're all fucking amazing!

I'm exceptionally amazing but you were close

I didn't want to overdo it you might get big headed

I'm already like one of those bobble heads that you whack on your car dashboard. It's cool tho, I have a strong neck to hold the weight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not jealous but I have clocked some amazing tits and thought that I'd like to borrow them for a night out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo oooo oooo

I'm jealous of those who do their make up and look like a glamour model. I wanna be able to do that shizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not jealous but I have clocked some amazing tits and thought that I'd like to borrow them for a night out!

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You can borrow mine if I can borrow your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the incredible blokes bodys on here. Gives me something to aim for & train hard

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By *iverpool LoverMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Im jelous of my neighbour who just had a dominioes pizza delivery driver arrive with what looked like giant feast.

Might go and knock and think of some excuse as to why I'm

Actually knocking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of women with nice legs who can wear jeans and a nice top on a night out

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.

So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course

of your 6 meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of people who live close to those I want to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those who have more cash than me. Not really a materialist person but life would be far easier. I don't mean a lady of leisure, just more comfortable life would suit me just fine and dandy!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Ooo oooo oooo

I'm jealous of those who do their make up and look like a glamour model. I wanna be able to do that shizzle

Yes! Like the sexy lipgloss beautiful full lips and coquettish eyelashes thing. I think I'd look hot with that shit on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're doing playful here right, not real jealous?

Bitches who don't need to pluck chin hairs still have it tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Millionaires

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Envious of your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooo oooo oooo

I'm jealous of those who do their make up and look like a glamour model. I wanna be able to do that shizzle

Yes! Like the sexy lipgloss beautiful full lips and coquettish eyelashes thing. I think I'd look hot with that shit on my face. "

Show offs ain't they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who love bear nice beaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Live near

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Men with thick, luscious locks as I'm losing mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who love bear nice beaches"

I live near lice bitches, that close enough?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're doing playful here right, not real jealous?

Bitches who don't need to pluck chin hairs still have it tho!

Innit

Saff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women with nice legs who can wear jeans and a nice top on a night out"

but they would be jealous of your beautiful curves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probab;y giys with bigger arms, toned bodies, i've tried but it seems i'm destined to be slim. Built for endurance running it seems haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who love bear nice beaches

I live near lice bitches, that close enough? "
perfect

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

People with dishwashers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller

I think the same thing only 5-6 inches longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller

I do sometimes feel gutted that I can't just lean up a touch and kiss B whilst we're standing. There are no surprise snoggages if he's upright!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People with dishwashers

But their hands won't feel as soft as their face without mild green...fairy liquid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.

So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course

I'm jealous of those things too and also the confident folk who seem to be having lots of uninhibited fun and frolics

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

Jealous of those that have regular child free nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of those women who have flat stomachs

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of those women who have flat stomachs

Holly"

Those perfect pearly whites.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.

Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.

“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.”

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Nobody really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.

Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.

“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.”"

If you've had him done he's probably jealous of your balls.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"People with dishwashers

Hope you don't have teenagers as they will still avoid putting anything in it when you're at work and they're not. They still consider it washing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On some levels... I’m jealous of my dog.

Imagine what it must be like for him. Here are his current requirements.

“Laze around and do nothing all day. Don’t have to cook, wash up or clean, and instantly feel the most intense feeling of excitement from the simplest of treats.”"
hence the term "it's a dogs life"

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"I'm jealous of those women who have flat stomachs

Holly"

Me too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed

Saff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed

Saff"

I wake up looking like my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed

Saff

I wake up looking like my dad

Could be worse, you could wake up with your dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m jealous of people who wake up looking presentable. I look like I’ve been electrocuted regardless of how straight my hair is before bed

Saff

I wake up looking like my dad

Could be worse, you could wake up with your dad

This is very very true.

Life is good

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller

I think the same thing only 5-6 inches longer "

Oh haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m jealous of anyone 5 foot 8 or taller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m jealous of Dan

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Jealous of all of those taller than me, life would be so different if 5-6 inches taller

I do sometimes feel gutted that I can't just lean up a touch and kiss B whilst we're standing. There are no surprise snoggages if he's upright!

Ah understand that to my last fwb was 6’4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of those women who have flat stomachs

Holly

Those perfect pearly whites.

I'll swap for your belly.

Holly

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By *is BitchCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

". . of you beautiful slimmer women with gorgeous figures and underwear.

So, your turn forum peeps, what are you jealous off? In a nice way if course

Dont be jealous..you look Amazing

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

People with endless free time....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slim, petite females with gorgeous thick hair who tan in the sun.

I'm "from farming stock", 5ft 8, ginge and pink as a piglet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm envious of people who can can do 'family life' without detriment to their mental health. Being autistic has it's downsides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who can enjoy the water

I am waterophobic

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By *unningFoxWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"People with dishwashers

This

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Any one who does have to stand on a stool or chair to get things off the top or middle shelf.

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Slim, petite females with gorgeous thick hair who tan in the sun.

I'm "from farming stock", 5ft 8, ginge and pink as a piglet

Oh is that the problem? I’m white or red. Can’t tan at all.

I’m jealous of all the people that can do their make up beautifully

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Not particularly jealous of anyone but am envious of those who get to spend quality time with their partners and also fit in meets to suit them too.

With not much scope for childcare we struggle somewhat....think a night away is desperately called for!

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women with amazing boobs

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef."

You make me horny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who can enjoy the water

I am waterophobic "
but a watermelonholic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef."

And right on cue Pat-Mustard

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

The sex drive of folk... mine is zero

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"Any one who does have to stand on a stool or chair to get things off the top or middle shelf. "

They aren’t used in my house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef."

Just set the oven to gas mark 6, come on over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't get abused on the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef.

And right on cue Pat-Mustard"

Haha I'm jealous of my timing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who don't get abused on the forums"
I love you dude

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I’m jealous of all the partnered up ones who can get their the small of their backs stroked and massaged when it’s time of the month and it hurts. "

I’m jealous of the ones that have ‘time of the month’ as they are younger than me lol x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.

A night out Would be a treat right now.

Jo.Xx

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.

A night out Would be a treat right now.

Jo.Xx "

Get this completely xx

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who can wear those body harness things and look sexy. I look like a trussed up joint of beef.

And right on cue Pat-Mustard"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m jealous of anyone 5 foot 8 or taller

Im occasionally envious of women who are shorter than me ... but don't tell anyone

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.

A night out Would be a treat right now.

Jo.Xx "

I’m jealous of those who have children... I’m not a mum and would have loved to have been

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

"Those people on holiday in the sun

I second that....im on the fake bake to give me some colour.xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People with baths in their houses.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Definitely jealous of those who have child free time, I'd love to be getting upto mischief much more than we do.

A night out Would be a treat right now.

Jo.Xx

I’m jealous of those who have children... I’m not a mum and would have loved to have been

I'm sorry to hear that honestly I am.

My kids are my reason for living, I just need a break away to be Me.

Jo.Xx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"We're doing playful here right, not real jealous?

Bitches who don't need to pluck chin hairs still have it tho!

Innit

Saff"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of people who put their faces out there in public mode!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm jealous of people who put their faces out there in public mode! "

I’m jealous of Jazzy’s body. It’s delicious.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin"

I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm jealous of my dog being able to lick his cock, balls n arse lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Any one who does have to stand on a stool or chair to get things off the top or middle shelf.

They aren’t used in my house

The last owner of our house was 6'7 and his wife 6'

So us shorties are screwed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin

I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."

I like freckles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin

I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."

I love freckles! Embrace them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of people who put their faces out there in public mode!

I’m jealous of Jazzy’s body. It’s delicious."

You are too kind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm jealous of women who have flawless freckles free skin

I get this. My face is covered in them now thanks to the sun. It looks even dafter and younger now."

Someone once told me a face without freckles is like a night sky without stars! It made me feel.a wee bit better about my freckkes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m quite a slim guy with thin legs...so jealous of those carrying a bit more bulk.

Although, it doesn’t matter in other places!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Envious of those 6 ft something tall guys. And envious of everyone who has a good eyesight, while I'm stuck to wearing glasses or contact lenses.

Basically I have to pay for HD.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

People who have perfect make up and hair.

My look is usually dragged through a hedge backwards even after 'styling'

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