FabSwingers.com forum: No, really... Honest!!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.

Keep it nice though, eh?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

He’s really lovely!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.

Keep it nice though, eh?

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He races earthworms with Liza Minnelli

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"He’s really lovely!!

*snorts*

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Dot can change the colour of her eyes by just blinking.

Its true, honest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.

Keep it nice though, eh?

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He races earthworms with Liza Minnelli

She once danced burlesque with Cher and Christina Aguillera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He’s really lovely!!

*snorts*"

Meli's smelly

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Tell us something fantastical and (not at all) true about the poster above.

Keep it nice though, eh?

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He races earthworms with Liza Minnelli

She once danced burlesque with Cher and Christina Aguillera"

Almost made it to the apollo 11 mission

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Can ooze custard from their bellybutton but only whilst singing Gangsta’s Paradise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can ooze custard from their bellybutton but only whilst singing Gangsta’s Paradise."

She invented the sonic screwdriver.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Can ooze custard from their bellybutton but only whilst singing Gangsta’s Paradise.

She invented the sonic screwdriver."

She invented the gusset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can ooze custard from their bellybutton but only whilst singing Gangsta’s Paradise.

She invented the sonic screwdriver.

She invented the gusset

Shes busy mow shes found Norman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had lunch with Jim’s mum

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

They fly to work on a giant Eagle.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

They have a pet ferret called nigel

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Their bedroom features a Priest's Hole.

At night you can hear tapping and low moaning.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Once got trapped in the weft of a picnic blanket, styled it out at work the next day and thus the poncho was invented.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Used to own a pet llama called Giles. Won first prize at the local County Show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stunt coordinator on brookside (remember that

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Has opposable toes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stunt coordinator on brookside (remember that

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She is The Stig

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Has opposable toes."

Can sing the National Anthem in Klingon

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By *xhib12Man
over a year ago

Blyth

Can lick both elbows at the same time.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Has opposable toes.

Can sing the National Anthem in Klingon "

HIja’

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Can lick both elbows at the same time."

Has smurfs living in his appendix.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Their bedroom features a Priest's Hole.

At night you can hear tapping and low moaning."

Once had a walk-on part in Blossom, the producers like his walk so much that they asked him to reprise his role in future episodes. Sadly, in the time between episodes he was involved in a freak segway accident that left him in a coma, his part was taken by Matt Leblanc who's career took off as a result.

To this day he can't hear the rembrandts without slipping into a deep malaise.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can lick both elbows at the same time.

Has smurfs living in his appendix."

Her profile picture, whilst coquettish, was the result of a super glue accident involving a pile of books, a jar of mayonnaise and several albino ducks.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Once stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. Eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden.

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Discovered a cure for hiccups but forgot it after being distracted by the attractive girl that appeared on Jeremy Kyle once.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Once stole a dodgem and drove it out of a fairground in Islington. Eluded capture after a low speed car chase, and was last seen heading north on the M11 near Saffron Walden. "

Is the holder of the world record for the most people wrapped as mummy's in a minute using toilet paper. Even Norris McWhirter remarked "that's a ridiculous thing to be doing".

To this day he still has the picture and quote framed in his living room.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

On the Interpol most wanted list after kid-napping Crete and towing it to a secret location off the Libyan coast

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I saw Dot swim up Niagra falls

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Has to finish every orgasm with a rendition of Oh Danny Boy and then a little canter around the room like a horse whilst humming the theme tune from Black Beauty.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside."

Trains aardvarks to foxtrot

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside.

Trains aardvarks to foxtrot"
Goes out with her brother in the same stripey jumpers

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Wrote the original lyrics to Nirvana's Smells like teen spirit:

You can wear them / In the high street

Body contours / Very discreet

And the comfort / You won't be-lieve

'Cause the topsheet / Is a dryweave

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

"Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside.

Trains aardvarks to foxtrot"

Is actually Carol Smiley

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Awarded the Nobel prize physics for discovering a cube... but with all its corners on the inside.

Trains aardvarks to foxtrot

Is actually Carol Smiley"

Is really a woman in a man's body

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

hes a multi billionaire bored so he decided to swing...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Works at McDonald's. Swiping up

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Works at McDonald's. Swiping up

really Susannah Reid....

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything."

secretly fell in love with me at 1st sight and planning on moving to Liverpool

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything.

secretly fell in love with me at 1st sight and planning on moving to Liverpool

Models for garden gnomes

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything.

secretly fell in love with me at 1st sight and planning on moving to Liverpool

Models for garden gnomes

belter

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything.

secretly fell in love with me at 1st sight and planning on moving to Liverpool

Models for garden gnomes

belter

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything."

Signs on at the job centre as Estella Drummle AND Estella Havirsham

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Uses gerbil inserts for his pecs. They wiggle and everything.

Signs on at the job centre as Estella Drummle AND Estella Havirsham "

He makes them crosses that you put inbetween tiling

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Banned from Wandsworth common after what's referred to locally as 'the spaghetti incident'.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Banned from Wandsworth common after what's referred to locally as 'the spaghetti incident'. "

He actually is a human ventriloquist doll

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Really does have a glory hole in her house

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Really does have a glory hole in her house

Once got stuck in my glory hole

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Is actually stuck to that wall.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Is actually stuck to that wall."

That's not really her orgasm face, she was constipated.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 19:56:42]

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

He invented the cabbage.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"He invented the cabbage. "

Invented the fart box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He invented the cabbage.

Invented the fart box

She's never had her left nipple sucked.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"He invented the cabbage.

Invented the fart box

She's never had her left nipple sucked."

Lost his right nipple when he let his dog lick jam off it

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 20:13:40]

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"He invented the cabbage.

Invented the fart box

She's never had her left nipple sucked.

Is now banned from all Pets at home stores after the unfortunate incident involving a parrot, a kitten and a tube of pringles. "

Knits cardigans for ex battery hens.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

"Knits cardigans for ex battery hens."

Argh I cocked it all up

Is a mime artist at the weekend.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Used to be a zookeeper until he was sacked for inappropriate behaviour with the gibbons.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

A bouncer at Harrods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a pet hamster called Nigel who he sleeps with every single night.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 20:21:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pet hamster called Nigel who he sleeps with every single night. "

Once stole Nigel for a weekend and used him as a butt plug

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Has boobs for legs.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 20:21:28]"

Has a fetish for walls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a pet hamster called Nigel who he sleeps with every single night.

Once stole Nigel for a weekend and used him as a butt plug"

Shhh Nigel died that night but I replaced him and no one is any the wiser!

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 20:21:28]

Has a fetish for walls

Offers her knickers in exchange for cash

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"[Removed by poster at 19/06/19 20:21:28]

Has a fetish for walls

Offers her knickers in exchange for cash

Once bought 4 pairs of soiled knickers

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

A well known and popular contributor within the badger fraternity

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"A well known and popular contributor within the badger fraternity "

Is a lady gaga impersonator

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Her landlord is a widely-respected lamp chef.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

"Her landlord is a widely-respected lamp chef. "

Their faces are that blurry in real life due to a nuclear accident in 2012

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Her landlord is a widely-respected lamp chef.

Their faces are that blurry in real life due to a nuclear accident in 2012

He got caught in asda trying to screw a mannequin

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By *aylorsFlameCouple
over a year ago

North West

Is clone 6 of the the original, the first five all went on to invent various household appliances, in use use since the 50’s. Rumours are they escaped Area 51

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Moonlights as a Rorschach ink blot every second Thursday

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By *atindollTV/TS
over a year ago

edinburgh

Invented the 99 ice cream and also those ones shaped like a hand.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has better legs than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has a nicer scarf than me

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By *ig_eric_tionMan
over a year ago

IPSWICH

"Has a nicer scarf than me"

Has greyer pants than me.

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Has a very small lunchbox

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By *r and Mrs BlackCouple
over a year ago

Chesterfield

[Removed by poster at 20/06/19 00:01:36]

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Knows 8 swear words you won't find in any dictionary.

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By *sprey6Man
over a year ago

Here!

Was the original hand model for Marigold's but has fallen on hard times and now scrapes a living picking sticks out of small camels leg hairs

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Amazingly has an entire woman growing out of his face and cock

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Amazingly has an entire woman growing out of his face and cock"

Goes round steeling heels in the night clubs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have spent an whole day and night fully indulging in each other

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"We have spent an whole day and night fully indulging in each other

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I wish

She's love cock pics from all the men on the site

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

He loves cock pics from all the men on the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He loves his collection of cuddly toys.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"He loves his collection of cuddly toys."

Lost his dick in an unfortunate incident involving a ferret

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x"

Is still a virgin

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x

Is still a virgin "

Loves Alan really....

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x

Is still a virgin

Loves Alan really....

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Loves 6 dickies at a time

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x

Is still a virgin

Loves Alan really....

Loves 6 dickies at a time

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat............

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Has 3 male slaves locked up in her basement x

Is still a virgin

Loves Alan really....

Loves 6 dickies at a time

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaat............

Prefers Yamahas really!

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

3rd bestselling author in Albania behind Enver Hoxha and Norman Wisdom.

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