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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

“What the fuck did I just watch?”

The Greasy Str@ngler

Synopsis: Ronnie runs a Disco walking tour with his son, Brayden. When a sexy woman takes the tour, it begins a competition between father and son for her love. It also signals the appearance of an oily, slimy inhuman maniac who stalks the streets at night and str@ngles the innocent.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I got that with Eraserhead and Antichrist. Fucking weird films.

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

Tusk..

A U.S. podcaster (Justin Long) ventures into the Canadian wilderness to interview an old man (Michael Parks) who has an extraordinary past, and the American learns the man has a dark secret involving a walrus.... the weirdest thing I have ever watched lol

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"I got that with Eraserhead and Antichrist. Fucking weird films."

Lynch and Von Trier... yeah, they do weird well

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Tusk..

That walrus looked so messed up!

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By *wesomepearWoman
over a year ago

Northamptonshire

"Tusk..

That walrus looked so messed up!"

It was quite sad at the end

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Tusk..

I had a nightmare about that film recently

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This might not be what you had in mind, but one of the worst films I have ever seen is Tears of the Sun.

Bruce Willis is in the army and given a task in Africa with a troop of men. He disobeys his orders, gets most of his men killed as a result and breaks UN conventions along the way.

When he finally makes it across the border to safety, his commanding officer is waiting forhhim and says "Welcome back".

WTF? He would be roasted alive for that!

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Tusk..

That walrus looked so messed up!

It was quite sad at the end

Yeah, so unlike the usual Kevin Smith flick

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Human centipede say no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human centipede say no more "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All through the house. Not sure if it was supposed to be serious or a parody of 80's horror.

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"This might not be what you had in mind, but one of the worst films I have ever seen is Tears of the Sun.

Bruce Willis is in the army and given a task in Africa with a troop of men. He disobeys his orders, gets most of his men killed as a result and breaks UN conventions along the way.

When he finally makes it across the border to safety, his commanding officer is waiting forhhim and says "Welcome back".

WTF? He would be roasted alive for that! "

Didn’t that star Monica Bellucci? At least it had her

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Human centipede say no more "

Ha! Yes, good pick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

Yes, it exists. No, it's not a porn movie. It's an honest to god film about nuns working for a drug cartel, which for some reason requires them to be naked. One of them is assaulted and left for dead by cartel goons and goes on a revenge rampage. It's desperately trying to like an edgier Tarantino movie, but it's just tawdry in a way that even cheap porn can't manage.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I've got Waspnado on my DVD to do list....

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

That was brilliant

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Nude Nuns with Big Guns.

Now, on my watchlist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Antichrist

Them

Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Antichrist

Them

Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)"

Also, hobo with a shotgun and evil dead.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I'll raise you 'Mermaid in a Manhole'*.

First off it's Japanese and the plot is, loosely, artist finds and rescues mermaid in a sewer.

The mermaid develops sores over her body. The artist paints a portrait of the mermaid using the bloody effluent from her sores. The artist dismembers the mermaid.

*Ginî piggu: Manhôru no naka no ningyo

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hobo with a Shotgun

Rubber

Oh and the best film ever! The Room.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Antichrist

Them

Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)

Also, hobo with a shotgun and evil dead. "

Evil dead is a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human centipede say no more

This

I got quite upset at the end of it. Everyone else was appalled and I just kept thinking about the girl and if she ever got rescued.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)"

I have a penknife, a selection of sail maker's needles and some twine.

See you at the weekend.

Bring a couple of friends.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Human centipede (though, I’d be interested in trying this)

I have a penknife, a selection of sail maker's needles and some twine.

See you at the weekend.

Bring a couple of friends."

Sick film had to fast forward most of it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

The basement on Netflix is a weird one too

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Juan of The Dead is excellent. A zombie film set in Havana, very funny and very daft

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Hobo with a Shotgun

Rubber

Oh and the best film ever! The Room."

I very nearly picked Rubber. A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

Oh Hi Mark.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Hobo with a Shotgun

Rubber

Oh and the best film ever! The Room."

You're tearing me apart lisa! Have you seen the disaster artist? It has James franco and his brother doing a making of film. Its fucking brilliant!

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

Naked lunch

Jacob's ladder

Existenz

Oh and starship troopers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeth

Dawn is an active member of her high-school chastity club but, when she meets Tobey, nature takes its course, and the pair answer the call. They suddenly learn she is a living example of the vagina dentata myth, when the encounter takes a grisly turn.

Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Killer sushi

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

My ex had me watch Salo; 21 days of Sodomy and a Serbian Film (thats what its called) pretty much back to back. Thought I was unshockable till I saw them

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"My ex had me watch Salo; 21 days of Sodomy and a Serbian Film (thats what its called) pretty much back to back. Thought I was unshockable till I saw them"

Salo is quite a watch...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“What the fuck did I just watch?”

The Greasy Str@ngler

Your turn...

"
Hootie Tootie Disco Cutie

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Bad Milo!

I don't even know how to describe it, just watch it.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Zardoz

Middle aged Sean Connery in bondage gear.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Flesh Gordon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hobo with a Shotgun

Rubber

Oh and the best film ever! The Room.

I very nearly picked Rubber. A homicidal car tire, discovering it has destructive psionic power, sets its sights on a desert town once a mysterious woman becomes its obsession.

Oh Hi Mark."

Horror channel is filled with gems like these

Holly

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Flesh Gordon

Is that the name of one of your toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another shout out for Antichrist here.

Holly

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Teeth

Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F!"

Teeth is an amazing film! I made a friend watch it by pretending it was a satire about religion.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Flesh Gordon

Is that the name of one of your toys?

Lol it's a porn take on flash Gordon years old and funny but odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter. This masterpiece's plot revolves around lesbian women being murdered by vampires, so the church(famously interested in gay women's rights and well-being)calls the Holy Jesus himself to investigate the matter. After getting a modern haircut and teaming up with a mexican luchador and a sexy nun, Jesus will fight vampires and atheists to save the world.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0311361

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honeymoon (2014) is another

Holly

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"The basement on Netflix is a weird one too "

Watched that the other day, very odd.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Meet the feebles. Who would have predicted what would be to follow for the then little known director

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"The basement on Netflix is a weird one too

Watched that the other day, very odd. "

It was. Freaked out by the clown ol

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Teeth

Basically this girls vagina bites people and she uses it as a weapon against people she dislikes...strange as F!"

I’ve seen this!!

Isn’t Tobey her “stepbrother”? Bloody waste of 90 mins anyway

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By *inn_the_humanMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Any of the Sharknado series.

Not disturbing as such, more just "how the fuck did this get made? “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“What the fuck did I just watch?”

The Greasy Str@ngler

Your turn...

I actually saw this and watched in disbelief, so bloody strange

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"“What the fuck did I just watch?”

The Greasy Str@ngler

Your turn...

I actually saw this and watched in disbelief, so bloody strange

The car wash!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Human centipede say no more "
this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mother....

With Jennifer Lawrence.

Fecking bizarre to the point we had to Google wtf it was about.

Turns out it was all metaphors for the bible.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Seed.....think it's banned here, horrible film.....feel ill just thinking about it...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Snowpiercer nearly 2 hours I can't get back

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Snowpiercer nearly 2 hours I can't get back

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I liked snowpiercer

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Snowpiercer nearly 2 hours I can't get back

I liked snowpiercer

I thought I did. Took me 3 days to watch it cos kept breaking off. The ending was utter shite

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By *eclanH OP Man
over a year ago

Liphook

"Snowpiercer nearly 2 hours I can't get back

I liked snowpiercer

I thought I did. Took me 3 days to watch it cos kept breaking off. The ending was utter shite

The ending did not live up to the beginning, I agree.

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