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I have the wand..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.

Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I wish I had my own magic wand

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.

Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully..."

That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole

And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish I had my own magic wand "

I’m sending you a pink one from ToysrUs. Glittery and long

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

This morning I wish I had a man sized teleporter

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I wish I had my own magic wand

I’m sending you a pink one from ToysrUs. Glittery and long "

Great that’ll go with my purple one. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This morning I wish I had a man sized teleporter "

Beam me up Scotty

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.

Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully...

That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole

And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum "

If I did that with your line manager it would traumatise you for life as you’d have to drag her out again. Oooh messy.

Can help make your time in brum fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run naked across a beach in a hot sunny country

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"This morning I wish I had a man sized teleporter "

Isn’t a dick sized one good enough any more? Would keep things simple.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Actually what I’d really like is a TARDIS.

The ability to provide accommodation at any point in space or time would be a great help to my fab life.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"Run naked across a beach in a hot sunny country"

I wish to steal this wish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run naked across a beach in a hot sunny country"

Drink a bottle of gin and Haverfordwest will look like the Bahamas. Do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually what I’d really like is a TARDIS.

The ability to provide accommodation at any point in space or time would be a great help to my fab life. "

Now now stop being greedy. I told you to think carefully before asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish to sleep all day

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


".. you know the magic one that someone forgot to collect. I have time this morning, tell me your wish and let’s try to make it real.

Warning: remember the lessons learnt by Ali Baba, you might not get exactly what you wish for so word carefully...

That my line manager would disappear up her own bung hole

And that the next two weeks would come sooner so I can start my new job in Brum

If I did that with your line manager it would traumatise you for life as you’d have to drag her out again. Oooh messy.

Can help make your time in brum fun though "

I don't mind the mess as I get to rip a new one

Fun in Brum ? Just wave that wand already

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Run naked across a beach in a hot sunny country

I wish to steal this wish "

Hold his hand and do it together.. I want an invite to the wedding.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I wish that all my friends had happy healthy stress free lives xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish to sleep all day "

But you do that everyday. Wake up man! Get out of the Matrix!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish that all my friends had happy healthy stress free lives xx"

Karma dictates someone would then get their stress. Do you really want to be responsible for that? Think about it and let me know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Bringo meo kissing Kelly o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bringo meo kissing Kelly o"

A Kissing Keely is in the post. One you can put in the car and her head wobbles around

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Bringo meo kissing Kelly o

A Kissing Keely is in the post. One you can put in the car and her head wobbles around "
that's just perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um hello"

A wish for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Um hello

A wish for you "
no but im that kissing kelly...see above

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

To get this report written in half the time but still be as good! Please and thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um hello

A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above "

I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"To get this report written in half the time but still be as good! Please and thank you x"

Pret extra white, extra strong and cake. You need cake...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed. "

You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.

Dotty x

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed.

You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand..."

Money has been withheld from them for 3 months for no reason other than their boss doesn't want to pay them!

Thanks though!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.

Dotty x"

Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...

Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A positive outcome in my football teams court case today and that all staff are paid what they are owed.

You see. What they are owed. Morally? Physically? Definition is too vague. However I have swished the wand...

Money has been withheld from them for 3 months for no reason other than their boss doesn't want to pay them!

Thanks though! "

Evil evil things will happen to that boss. Good luck!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Wind the clock back to yesterday lunchtime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wind the clock back to yesterday lunchtime please "

Ahh. Time travel. One little thing might change everything and those wonderful memories you want to relive might disappear. Want to risk that?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Um hello

A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above

I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma."
the wobbling head is perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um hello

A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above

I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma.the wobbling head is perfect"

I am to please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Um hello

A wish for you no but im that kissing kelly...see above

I don’t do people. Sent him a Kissing Keely. Good that you’re here for him though, he must have positive karma.the wobbling head is perfect

I am to please "

Aim even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.

I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.

I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance. "

And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.

I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance.

And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish."

But if I have the knowledge I would have the ability to improve or avoid the mistakes. And I left have so much money I could had bought you a new house and car as I’d be super generous.

But I see your point :p

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Rewind the clock by about 30 years but have the knowledge I have today.

I would had bought those Apple shares when I had the chance.

And relive those thirty years remembering what should have been but won’t necessarily be? Time is a fickle friend, wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy so... denying your wish.

But if I have the knowledge I would have the ability to improve or avoid the mistakes. And I left have so much money I could had bought you a new house and car as I’d be super generous.

But I see your point :p"

But the events would change...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish that I win the Dad’s race at school sports day later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I wish that I win the Dad’s race at school sports day later. "

A worthy request and granted. You still have to try though to show the kids how it’s done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok. I’ll aim lower then. To have all my pics fabbed and my inbox to be full of lovely messages from interesting women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.

Dotty x

Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...

Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed "

I'm trying to find a uniform in my size...

Tea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to go home and have a nice hot bath and get into bed. If you could make Tea appear at my house in a nurse's outfit you'd make one poorly lady very happy.

Dotty x

Oh I’m sorry you’re feeling unwell! I take it you’re at work. Sending vibes to make your boss paranoid that they’ll catch something if they don’t send you home...

Tea! Tea! Turn your mental telephone in, you’re needed

I'm trying to find a uniform in my size...

Tea"

A naked nurse is what she needs man! Just draw a Red Cross on your forehead or something

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok. I’ll aim lower then. To have all my pics fabbed and my inbox to be full of lovely messages from interesting women. "

Tut tut. Another greedy one. One chance only affair I’m afraid...

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Could you use your wand to make this rain go away and give us a heat wave please?...

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