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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Take the thing-e-murjig.

Put it in the wots-u-call-it

Then

Using the due-bree

Move that thing

But don't move this thing.

Then put in the thing-eee.

Then once you've finished with the other thing

That thing will be dun.

Hope you understand all that

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"Take the thing-e-murjig.

Put it in the wots-u-call-it

Then

Using the due-bree

Move that thing

But don't move this thing.

Then put in the thing-eee.

Then once you've finished with the other thing

That thing will be dun.

Hope you understand all that

"

As clear as mud bud

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'm on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t forget get to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t forget get to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot"

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Been there, done that.

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Don’t forget get to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot"

Yes cos that's the most important bit.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’ve been struggling for years. But I followed your instructions and it worked first time. Cheers OP.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Dreeeeem .. dream. dream dream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up. "

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sound like my missus

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Sound like my missus "

Lol sorry I'm just bord

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put your third leg in

Pull your third leg out

In out in out

Wiggle it all about

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm in

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit"

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"I’ve been struggling for years. But I followed your instructions and it worked first time. Cheers OP. "

Happy to help

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By *eeside OP   Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit"

Not heard of sum of thos wot-u-call-its.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit"

It’s not the size that matters it’s the way you hold the howjemakit that gets results

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit

Not heard of sum of thos wot-u-call-its. "

I've got some of them knocking around

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit

It’s not the size that matters it’s the way you hold the howjemakit that gets results"

You haven't seen my fat fingermejiggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit

Not heard of sum of thos wot-u-call-its.

I've got some of them knocking around"

Will never work unless I find the doofer!!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Don’t forget to wiggle the whodyameflip to get it in the whatnot

I knew I'd forgotten something.

Couldn't figure out why it wouldn't stand up.

Ah that’s also because you need to hold your howjemakit with a whodafukmaydit

I'm all finger and thumbs here!

I need a bigger howjemakit

Not heard of sum of thos wot-u-call-its.

I've got some of them knocking around

Will never work unless I find the doofer!!"

Checked all the obvious places..now for the not so obvious

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