FabSwingers.com forum: Its not me...its you!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Write a 'Dear John' letter to the fabber above, explaining why you can't see them again...

Using no more than 6 words

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Write a 'Dear John' letter to the fabber above, explaining why you can't see them again...

Using no more than 6 words

You don't have big man parts

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

You want Norman more than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your norks blinded me

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Are you really that tall P?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I have willy warts’

Just so everyone is aware, I do not have willy warts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you really that tall P?"

She was sitting down

Estella made me read a book

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"‘I have willy warts’

Just so everyone is aware, I do not have willy warts.

Its out there now so it must be true

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I threw up after you farted

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By *he ItalianMan
over a year ago

local to Blackburn

Threw up then kissed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was just one big mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, actually, it's always you.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I like women better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like women better now "

Its definitely not me, it's definitely you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like women better now

Its definitely not me, it's definitely you!

After the 3sum I need counselling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like women better now

Its definitely not me, it's definitely you!

After the 3sum I need counselling

In that case it was his fault.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"I like women better now

Its definitely not me, it's definitely you!

After the 3sum I need counselling

You found Norman, it’s over

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I like women better now

Its definitely not me, it's definitely you!

After the 3sum I need counselling

In that case it was his fault.

He stuck it in my ear

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By *ingdong11Man
over a year ago

Emsworth

Your mum fucks better than you

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Your mum fucks better than you "

You fucked my mum you bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your mum fucks better than you "

That’s what your mum said, touché

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

We just didn’t see eye to eye....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just didn’t see eye to eye.... "

It was your counting skills

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"We just didn’t see eye to eye....

It was your counting skills

Your dick just didn't reach areas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We just didn’t see eye to eye....

It was your counting skills

Your dick just didn't reach areas "

Must have been the Zimmer frame

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"We just didn’t see eye to eye....

It was your counting skills

Your dick just didn't reach areas

Must have been the Zimmer frame

I don't need you I've Norman

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"We just didn’t see eye to eye....

It was your counting skills

Your dick just didn't reach areas

Must have been the Zimmer frame

I don't need you I've Norman

Thats what you think...

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By *c90Man
over a year ago

Noiseville

Sorry you flapped too much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer the dysons suction, sorry.

You’re too young, your mother however....

Your cooking suck, we’re over.

You ate too many pies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's John?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's John?

You can do better than me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I already know enough cunts, bye

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"I already know enough cunts, bye "

You remind me of a murderer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I already know enough cunts, bye

You remind me of a murderer

I’ve fallen over and forgotten you

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"I already know enough cunts, bye

You remind me of a murderer

I’ve fallen over and forgotten you"

I've lost the will to live

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I already know enough cunts, bye

You remind me of a murderer

I’ve fallen over and forgotten you"

I love you to much I have to leave....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look like my mom sorry

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"You look like my mom sorry "

You remind me of my dead hamster....

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"You look like my mom sorry

You remind me of my dead hamster...."

I prefer Italian superbikes

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You look like my mom sorry

You remind me of my dead hamster....

I prefer Italian superbikes

Your arse ain't big enough...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You look like my mom sorry

You remind me of my dead hamster....

I prefer Italian superbikes

Your arse ain't big enough..."

I don't like hairy chests

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By *opilotMan
over a year ago

Heathrow

"You look like my mom sorry

You remind me of my dead hamster....

I prefer Italian superbikes

Your arse ain't big enough...

I don't like hairy chests

I have a hairy chest

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