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"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer" Give it back | |||
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"I am the woman with no face. " Lovely pink canoe though. | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " I'm happy with my face, working on my body, I blame the Mr, I was slim when I met him lol.... I'm more attracted to a nice face and a great personality tbh....so never go by body shapes, they tell me nothing... K x | |||
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"I am the woman with no face. Lovely pink canoe though." I you | |||
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"There's been a few folk surprised by my old boat race. There's also been a few instances where I hadn't recognised people in real life after seeing face pics. " I think it's hard to tell from a pic sometimes, because you're only seeing one angle. There's people who have sent more than one face pic and they look different in each one yet in person they look different still! | |||
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"Honestly, yes. I suppose some have felt the same about me too. I've had the 'silence' after sending a face pic. Can't be everybody's type x" I used to face the block button when I sent my face picture. Nowadays it's the permanent silent treatment Does that count as a promotion lol Both my body and face would qualify for the fugly club. So not surprising | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " Nope, haven’t aged well Dadbod now after being a sportsman when I was younger......need to get back to the gym! | |||
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"Well mine are both on display so no clue if they match. Yes I've had it where I've been disappointed when I've seen faces and attraction has been halted there and then. I've also been pleasantly surprised too and had flutters of the fanjo P" I like both | |||
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"No I think they work quite well together. Much as I joke about face having launched a thousand blocks, that isn’t true and was said for comedic effect. Well it amused me. I think they fit together alright for an old geezer " I can't be the only one with a body of baywatch, face like crimewach? | |||
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"There's been a few folk surprised by my old boat race. There's also been a few instances where I hadn't recognised people in real life after seeing face pics. I think it's hard to tell from a pic sometimes, because you're only seeing one angle. There's people who have sent more than one face pic and they look different in each one yet in person they look different still! " That's certainly true | |||
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"I have a FOBBOC. I like my face, my body is a huge work in progress I suffer with body dysmorphia." I’ve studied many, many pictures of your body. It’s simply delicious | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " of course such is life, I think my body and face match but who knows bound to be many here who would disagree | |||
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"I have a FOBBOC. I like my face, my body is a huge work in progress I suffer with body dysmorphia." That’s such a shame. I think you have a lovely body | |||
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"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body. When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!! So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match. " Its strange that people do that isn't it...cos if you meet, they're gunna see reality anyhow.... best be honest..I'd hate to see someone's face fall when they met me because I'd pretend to be a slinky size 10 lol x | |||
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"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body... I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me " Oh yes yours match beautifully | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " I get a lot of " I wasnt expecting that" | |||
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"Well mine are both on display so no clue if they match. Yes I've had it where I've been disappointed when I've seen faces and attraction has been halted there and then. I've also been pleasantly surprised too and had flutters of the fanjo P" I’ll say the same as I did for Snow, they match beautifully | |||
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"Personally, this is me in my pictures and life, people can make their own choice about it. I’m too old to be changing I’m honest that soft lighting, camera angles obviously make you look better, but open to that it’s full of squidginess and not as toned as she looks Just like when I send a face pic... you get the holiday glow to tired mum with no make up collage, as you never know which one might show up to a meet haha I hate having my photograph done as always look like a crazed loon, so much prefer if someone catches me unawares Just be yourselves, no point hiding it as they will find out when you meet anyway " So true | |||
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"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body. Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks. I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos. So you never really know until the day you meet " That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category. It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person. Tea | |||
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"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body. When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!! So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match. " Your pics are really honest and you're fortunate with that pretty face Lexi I agree there are some here who just show their best bits in b/w filters and and hide their face or full body. But then I guess we can't really blame ppl for selling their best bits . Some ppl here are a complete shock when you see their face or the parts all fitted together irl.... Saff was convinced I was a bald and chavvy until we got talking properly... When she saw my face she was like "why have you got hair???" Steve x | |||
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"Yes, both are chubby cheeky fleshballs of sexual hunger. " Rawwr | |||
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"I really should get some better pictures done. " Yep. Definitely should. | |||
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"I've had a few, 'wow, I wasn't expecting that' messages after sending a face pic. I'm never really sure how I should take that. I think that my face is the best bit of me, so maybe I should work harder on my body to get it in line! " I might be wrong here, but I believe you'll hear the stampede of guys offering to be personal trainers. | |||
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"I've had a few, 'wow, I wasn't expecting that' messages after sending a face pic. I'm never really sure how I should take that. I think that my face is the best bit of me, so maybe I should work harder on my body to get it in line! I might be wrong here, but I believe you'll hear the stampede of guys offering to be personal trainers. " I get a lot of that. Although it's partly self inflicted! | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff " I think you look very similar to your face pics. Both are very nice too. | |||
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"My conversations on here usually end with a "you're not my type" message straight after I send a face pic " this | |||
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"I think I’m very open with my pics. What you see is what you get. Face and body. When it comes to seeing others male and female the majority of the time it’s a shock!!! There’s a reason people hide on here!!!! So yes there are a hell of a lot of faces, bodies and age that don’t match. Your pics are really honest and you're fortunate with that pretty face Lexi I agree there are some here who just show their best bits in b/w filters and and hide their face or full body. But then I guess we can't really blame ppl for selling their best bits . Some ppl here are a complete shock when you see their face or the parts all fitted together irl.... Saff was convinced I was a bald and chavvy until we got talking properly... When she saw my face she was like "why have you got hair???" Steve x " Love you!! | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff " "You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!" x | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff "You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!" x" I think ste is actually better looking in person than on his pics. He’s deffo a lot more stretched | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff "You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!" x I think ste is actually better looking in person than on his pics. He’s deffo a lot more stretched " Stretched? He's not really 1 inch tall? | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff "You don't look anywhere near as bad as I thought you would!" x" Ha ha sure that’s what many thought! I thought Ste was a laddie type with a skinhead.. nearly fell off my seat when I saw what a geek he is | |||
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"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look. " I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!" | |||
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"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look. I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!" " About you?? | |||
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"My worst nightmare would be to turn up at a social and people to be shocked at the way I look. I had that at the MLS. They were all like "what the fuck...?!" About you?? " Yep. | |||
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"Definitely prefer my face to my body! My single profile had a good selection of pics and I’ve got several face pics that I’ve always shown before meeting anybody. It’s hard to say what people expect by just looking at body shots.. several people have said my face surprised them but no idea what that really means. I was really shocked when I saw Ste.. he was nothing like I expected. We all visualise different things I suppose. I’m usually wrong! Saff I think you look very similar to your face pics. Both are very nice too. " Ah bless you thanks you’re lovely in the flesh and definitely same if not better than your photos. | |||
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"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body... I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me " Can I see please | |||
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"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body. Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks. I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos. So you never really know until the day you meet That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category. It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person. Tea" Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " If they won't send a face pic, I insist they wear a poly bag over their head when they meet me. Excuse my ignorance, but what does BOBFOC stand for? | |||
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"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body. Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks. I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos. So you never really know until the day you meet That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category. It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person. Tea Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person " I'm a fan of the "tired mum bent over for a spanking" look, does that count? | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? If they won't send a face pic, I insist they wear a poly bag over their head when they meet me. Excuse my ignorance, but what does BOBFOC stand for? " Body off Baywatch, Face off Crimewatch | |||
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"On the point of disappointment when the face doesn’t match the body. Personally I’ve not had this yet, as I tend to be attracted to the personality rather than the looks. I’ve also been pleasantly surprised when turn up for a meet and they look better in person than their photos. So you never really know until the day you meet That's very true, I know that I never seem able to take a decent picture of myself so I fit very solidly into the 'better in person' category. It's probably a positive thing as anyone who likes my picture will be pleased by me in person. Tea Who ever invented the “selfie” needs shooting .... you need about a 4ft arm to even try and get a decent angle haha That’s how I see it, if you liked the “tired mum” look I’m on to a winner in person I'm a fan of the "tired mum bent over for a spanking" look, does that count?" That’s one way to deal with a tired mum face ..... hid it haha | |||
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"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short " Oh great your able to post again - welcome back | |||
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"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short Oh great your able to post again - welcome back " Hi | |||
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"I think I match. At least, nobody has said my face and body are mismatching. People do comment on my height though, as apparently in my photos I don't look short Oh great your able to post again - welcome back Hi " Hello I know I’m not the only one who’s glad to see you back | |||
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"Sadly I often find for me personally the face doesn't match the body... I really try to be open minded but you can't force an attraction. As for me you'd have to ask those who have seen me " It's not often that body and face compliment each other, totally agree if the face isn't attact8ve to me it doesn't happen. As for me..i'm never happy with my body but face is not fugly..it's not made anyone heave so far... | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! " I bet you're hot though | |||
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"if you want to know PM, I’ll send you a face pic and you can tell me. (In fact just trying to check my inbox works) " You sir are absolutely gorgeous from head to toe and you know it. Plus the fact you’re a shameless hussy makes for a very sexy bundle indeed | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though " ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha" 8/8 would smash! | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash!" Like avocado on toast? | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? " Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! | |||
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"if you want to know PM, I’ll send you a face pic and you can tell me. (In fact just trying to check my inbox works) You sir are absolutely gorgeous from head to toe and you know it. Plus the fact you’re a shameless hussy makes for a very sexy bundle indeed " Shameless hussy? Moi? | |||
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"Yes Now , I reckon I’ve a face for loving and a body that’s not entirely lovely But If you turn the lights off , shine a light on my face and your eyes stay north - I’m fucking marriage material " Bloomin eck girl fab ought to start matrimonial services for the fuglies lol... My initiation to this service was a mis-sell lol | |||
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"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting..... Steve x " You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale? | |||
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"My face seems to go with my bod. No one’s run away. A couple have said I don’t rock their boat but that’s fine by me. My problem is I start chatting to someone and can’t help creating a pic of what they look like in my mind. When they then send me a pic, I’m totally peeved that they don’t look how they should.... now I ask to exchange face pics very early on. " I do this myself as well. I have to be attracted to the person's face for there to be spark | |||
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"My face doesn't match my personality, if it did I'd be getting my end away every day on here, you can decide which one I think is the best " Also of we are on about body of defo matches my face, slightly above average | |||
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"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting..... Steve x You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale? " | |||
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"Voice is the thing that usually really surprises me. Some ppl are totally not what you were expecting..... Steve x You're thinking The Rock and they sound like Joe Pasquale? " I provide voice clips on request so that you get the whole package. I don’t think my voice is incongruent with the rest of me, I’ve been used to it for 55 years, so hardly surprising | |||
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"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol" Now I’m even more intrigued. | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird!" Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. | |||
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"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol" Why? What's it like? *very nosey* | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. " Weird is good, but avocados... | |||
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"I have the face that sank a thousand ships..... And a body that's just ballast If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they.... " I'd recognise you with the Zimmer | |||
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"I have the face that sank a thousand ships..... And a body that's just ballast If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they.... I'd recognise you with the Zimmer " I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down | |||
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"I have the face that sank a thousand ships..... And a body that's just ballast If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they.... I'd recognise you with the Zimmer I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down " Should have been nicer to me | |||
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"I have the face that sank a thousand ships..... And a body that's just ballast If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they.... I'd recognise you with the Zimmer I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down Should have been nicer to me " If only.... You hadn't kept wheeling me into that cupboard, and putting a bucket on my head | |||
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"Does your face and body match in terms of attractiveness or sexiness? Are people ever surprised when they see your face after seeing your pics on here? Do you ever find yourself lusting over someone's body pics but then their face just doesn't do it for you? " Who exactly looks at the mantelpiece while they’re stoking the fire?!? | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. Weird is good, but avocados... " No man comes between me and my avocados. | |||
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"I have the face that sank a thousand ships..... And a body that's just ballast If I can lower people's expectations enough, maybe they.... I'd recognise you with the Zimmer I cant go out any more, someone let the tyres down Should have been nicer to me If only.... You hadn't kept wheeling me into that cupboard, and putting a bucket on my head " You forgot the paper bag. So a bucket it was | |||
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"Yes Now , I reckon I’ve a face for loving and a body that’s not entirely lovely But If you turn the lights off , shine a light on my face and your eyes stay north - I’m fucking marriage material " Awe Floro I’m sure that’s not the case at all | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. Weird is good, but avocados... No man comes between me and my avocados. " You're welcome to them | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. Weird is good, but avocados... No man comes between me and my avocados. You're welcome to them " Jus having one now in my hotel room. | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. Weird is good, but avocados... No man comes between me and my avocados. You're welcome to them Jus having one now in my hotel room. " Are you familiar with Victoria Wood's song, the Ballad of Barry and Freda? | |||
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"I’m way too mysterious, nobody has ever seen my face!!! I bet you're hot though ‘Shit’ hot!! Ha 8/8 would smash! Like avocado on toast? Avocado? Ewww, why did you have to make it weird! Because I love avocados and I love to be weird. Weird is good, but avocados... No man comes between me and my avocados. You're welcome to them Jus having one now in my hotel room. Are you familiar with Victoria Wood's song, the Ballad of Barry and Freda?" I’m smearing it on my lower portions right now. | |||
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"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol" Ive been told that I have a good voice. Tea | |||
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"My voice surprises people and honestly I wish some would cool it with the reaction to it lol" Mine is deep and penetrating | |||
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"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer Give it back" No, it mine now. In a jar. | |||
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"No, I've got the face the an axe murderer Give it back No, it mine now. In a jar." I wanna see. Can I come over? | |||
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"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face. " I personally disagree | |||
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"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face. I personally disagree " thank you x. Unless you mean my face is gross too | |||
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"I personally think my body is gross but I like my face. I personally disagree thank you x. Unless you mean my face is gross too " I wouldn't mind 20 of your face | |||
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