FabSwingers.com forum: I sentence you......

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?

Mine would be "been here before, I know how this works". Which is replaced by "I left because no one would wet my willy but I'm back now and I still haven't realised there is no set way of doing things around here".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Drain my balls.

I'm horny but inarticulate and selfish.

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands

More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Treat with respect

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'"

My profile has an adequate replacement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"we/I won't bite, unless asked"

To be replaced with "I didn't know how to finish off the profile, so I'm adding a generic line that everyone else uses"

Tea

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

(insert thinly veiled begging here) #justsaying

I think if I talk about what I need men will buy me things without getting myself suspended from Fab.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Treat her with respect guys!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

BBC only - I’m a minge bag and won’t pay for Sky or Virgin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the male half plays = fake couple, guy can't get laid on his own

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You’re a feminist social justice warrior.

You’re right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Can lick pussy for hours’ / ‘can breathe through my ears’

I cannot make you cum, but I really really want to try

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Just because it was the first message we ever received on here...

"u 4 real?"

Alternatively, any rewording of...

"I know I'm not what you're looking for but would you consider doing X with me." The answer should be fairly obvious, especially when we haven't said we even like X on our profile.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You’re a feminist social justice warrior.

You’re right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a heavy cummer or I'm a repeat heavy cummer. * shudders *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must include face pics" when they only have silhouettes on theirs.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Guaranteed to make you squirt!

Will mine your cervix until you're in agony and blame you if it's awful and/or you don't squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a x year old bisexual/straight woman and I'm looking to meet men, women, TV/TS, couples.

Yes... and?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Must include face pics" when they only have silhouettes on theirs."

So what would you replace that sentence with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?

' im sick of entitled men who think this is a knocking shop it's a positive thing to block so youre blocked ' to change to ' of course I'm available to satisfy your every need I'll put you on my friends list so you can see my friends only pics and here's my number thanks for your 80 messages '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity.

Translates as "I've got standards, dontyaknow, not like the rest of these slappers". Everyone has standards, yours don't make you special.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'

My profile has an adequate replacement

My disclaimer can beat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?

What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"More than a sentence but the whole Sydney university thing. It will be replaced with 'I'm a gullible idiot that believes everything I read on the internet'

My profile has an adequate replacement

My disclaimer can beat yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m fussy and know what I want’

changes to

‘I’m out every weekend at clubs seeking gangbangs and adding to hundreds of verifications’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BBC only - I’m a minge bag and won’t pay for Sky or Virgin."

Ha ha. That’s funny

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey hun.

Please woman of any ilk show me boobs, cunt, or say something vaguely sexy to me so I can finish, my bellend is raw and it’s just not happening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Not looking to fuck my way through the site’

‘Nobody wants to sleep with me so I’m gonna try trick you into thinking that it’s my decision’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?

What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence?

Seen it on other profiles, seemed like a good idea.

I think there's a magic formula for making this work for me.

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Professional, discreet and genuine. These words should be banned and disappear like drug related ones do. Lol.

Replace it with something more original to discribe yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘It’s rude when no one replies’

‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Difficult one that, maybe "please pander to my wishes and respect my hypocrisy"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all? "

Lol. Oh innocence

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

You make my girlfriend look like dogshit.

I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t understand female solidarity or how to pay compliments.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you could remove one sentence from fab and no one could ever use it again what would it be and what would it be replaced with?

What would be the replacement for the woman and couples that use this sentence?

I don't think I've seen any but I guess "we gave up before, chasing unicorns was getting us no where, now we've accepted we'll have to meet couples if we want a bit of lady loving"

Or "I was here but I got fed up but now I'm back and I'm ready to block!".

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Difficult one that, maybe "please pander to my wishes and respect my hypocrisy""

I'm not sure asking for a private face picture, with the ability to return a private face picture, is hypocritical.

(those who read my profile will note that I don't ask for a face picture)

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"You make my girlfriend look like dogshit.

I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t understand female solidarity or how to pay compliments."

Oh god yes.

Your poor girlfriend!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m an alpha male.

Ug ug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it

Alternative - I’m a control freak and expect you to have read my exceedingly long profile and as I’ll now have over 500 similarly worded subject lines in my inbox i’m Still going to ignore yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You make my girlfriend look like dogshit.

I don’t have a girlfriend and don’t understand female solidarity or how to pay compliments."

I think we’ve all had that message

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Woman looking for fun, sexy yes?

I’m a man. I’m desperate now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it

I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘It’s rude when no one replies’

‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’"

And a very clean toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘It’s rude when no one replies’

‘I keep sending a photo of my knob over a toilet seat to women and they don’t seem to be wanting to fuck and I don’t understand, I have a very impressive knob’

And a very clean toilet. "

I don’t understand what more a woman could want

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Fat bitch.

You deleted my message? You DELETED my message?! Rage!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're way too sexy for a site like this. You could have any man you want!

I don't understand that women enjoy sex and don't just sleep around because they're desperate.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it

I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed

I'm worse. I expect evidence of reading the profile without giving a cheat code

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I know your profile says you’re not meeting but I thought if we chatted you might be interested.

I’ve not watched the cup of tea consent video.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Your marriage material’

‘I say this because your young and think you’re easy to manipulate. You’re not marriage material. In fact, I’m so possessive that I would never even consider my wife being on fab. You’re worth a fuck, at most’

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Most instances of dominant/ 50 shades/ alpha:

I don't understand boundaries or bodily autonomy and really want to hit women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I love your profile and photos. I see you’re interested in webcams, want to play?’

‘I literally popped ‘interested in webcams’ into the search, messaged everyone this exact same message because I want someone to watch me wank and verify me’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most instances of dominant/ 50 shades/ alpha:

I don't understand boundaries or bodily autonomy and really want to hit women. "

‘I watched fifty shades of grey’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put [codeword] in subject so I know you have read it

I have this on my profile and do this. Not even ashamed

I wouldn’t be able to message you anyway as I’m too old. Haha

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m alpha.

I have avoidant attachment issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I was being fascetious. Replace it with 'my profile's so great i demand that you take valuable time out of your day to read every word even if it is a novella, including the bit about Sydney University '.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m not alpha.

I have anxious attachment issues.

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By *othing to see hereMan
over a year ago

Dublin/ Kildare

Haven't heard that one before .

" I can lick pussy for hours / I can breathe to my ears "

Pmsl , fxxking ell , priceless

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"You’re a feminist social justice warrior.

You’re right.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I read your profile.

I clearly didn’t.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You know who you are” translates as “Meet didn’t happen”.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Wot u wanna get jig bbz hit me kik

No English GCSE above C grade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Wut u into bbe

Just looked at the pictures

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By *othing to see hereMan
over a year ago

Dublin/ Kildare

Apologies , " through my ears "

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I can have any woman I want and right now I want you.

I'm a long way up my own arse and expect you to come running.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I know you're not looking for..... but...."

Replaced by

"I figured I'd mailed all the other ladies within a 50 mile radius so I might as well try you too"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving. "

Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't

Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

If we met I would ....insert four paragraphs of description....

I will bore you rigid.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""I know you're not looking for..... but...."

Replaced by

"I figured I'd mailed all the other ladies within a 50 mile radius so I might as well try you too" "

I clearly don't understand consent but think you might make yourself incredibly physically vulnerable with me anyway.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.

Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't

Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?"

Can and do. Part of the deal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"If we met I would ....insert four paragraphs of description....

I will bore you rigid."

We're not going to meet, I came.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.

Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't

Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?

Can and do. Part of the deal. "

My eyes just can't take it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.

Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't

Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?

Can and do. Part of the deal.

My eyes just can't take it."

Then your cock can’t take me!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remove;"It's a shame that you're so far away..."

Replace with;"There was no way I was going to leave my postcode anyway. I just wanted to see your friend only pics"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘Can lick pussy for hours’ / ‘can breathe through my ears’

I cannot make you cum, but I really really want to try "

Lmaooo

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Remove;"It's a shame that you're so far away..."

Replace with;"There was no way I was going to leave my postcode anyway. I just wanted to see your friend only pics""

Or "I expect you to come to the outer Hebrides. Look, I have a boner!"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Any variation on size matters I have a big penis:

I lack imagination and will probably just pound you painfully.

And/or my ruler is the wrong way up and those are centimetres.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how to please a lady

I have no concept that everyone is individual, so I do what pleases me.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I know how to please a lady

I have no concept that everyone is individual, so I do what pleases me.

I have a thing I do. Some women like it. Others are wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know how to please a lady

I have no concept that everyone is individual, so I do what pleases me.

I have a thing I do. Some women like it. Others are wrong. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put ------ in the title to show you've read this far. What am i, a performing monkey? Of course i've read your profile, don't we all?

Lol. Oh innocence

I mean, if you want me to be arsed shaving my legs, read my profile. It takes less time than the shaving.

Yours does. There are plenty out there that wouldn't

Ever tried reading 1500 tiny words on a phone screen?

Can and do. Part of the deal.

My eyes just can't take it.

Then your cock can’t take me!!!"

Well that was never going to happen anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd remove no face pics no chat normally posted by people who don't have face pics

IV no problems sending one once we have chatted for little while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fill in later"

Wish you would, hun.

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