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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook

We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.

What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?

For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once only said 9 hail Marys

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"I once only said 9 hail Marys "
the shame!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I once had a wee in a Male toilet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.

What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?

For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid."

banksy would be so proud

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"I once had a wee in a Male toilet "
and you can live with yourself?

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"We’ve all done things we’re not proud of. At least, I hope I’m not alone here.

What’s the thing you’re most ashamed of doing or not doing?

For me, it’s when I was a young teenager. In my hometown, at the behest of a police officer no less, my friends and I went on a spray paint spree through town. Stupid.

banksy would be so proud"

Except my commentary on the world was less profound. ‘I’m angry’ is not exactly enlightening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't a fart

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I (Luke) once ran down an up escalator in the Netherlands. In my defence it was a Sunday and there was nobody else there. It also might have been running up a down escalator which is obviously not as bad.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently....

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently.... "
well, you’re never to be trusted

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I once pretended I was related to Judi Dench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently.... "

Instant Fab ban

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I once touched my own willy in an inappropriate way. I still haven’t managed to forgive myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

"

I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp "

You are pretty !

(I always tell the truth #obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "

Now that is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got caught wanking by my old Man

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

slept with my best mates sister after him asking me not too...

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

We went to a Barry Manilow concert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "

How the hell did your warped mind even come up with that plan??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once told someone at work I’d do what they’d ask me straightaway and when they left my office I replied to a forum thread on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

How the hell did your warped mind even come up with that plan?? "

Do not underestimate the mind of a bearded bored man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"slept with my best mates sister after him asking me not too... "

Slap on the back for that one.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I once bought a Kajagoogoo record.

I may even still have it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's too shameful to share

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock

Went to Bath Uni for a party. Place was full of dickheads so put the plug in all the baths on their floor of the accomodation blovk and turned on the taps before fucking off.

Flood damage was reported in the Bath Evening Chronicle a few days later.

Actually- I'm not ashamed of it...

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By *uHorny1Man
over a year ago

Cannock


"Got caught wanking by my old Man "

I mis-read that for a minute.

Phew...!

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"It's too shameful to share "
worse than my vandalism?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently....

Instant Fab ban"
in my defence Ed Sheeran wrote the song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ashamed because i dont have a genuine profile and i dont intend to meet anyone

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently....

Instant Fab ban in my defence Ed Sheeran wrote the song "

You’ve just about earned a stay of execution.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stole a rubber from the corner shop when I was about 12

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit. "

WTF for ???????

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I once stole a D size battery from Sainsbury's. To this day i don't know why i stole it. I used it, but could easily have paid for it.

My one foray into shoplifting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not being nicer to my Mum when she was alive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp

You are pretty !

(I always tell the truth #obvs) "

So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I managed to eat a can of out of date baked bean just to get diarhea. Once I got to the stage where you know it is coming... I shit into the cat's litter box of the neighbour.

The next day they took the cat to the vet because they were puzzled about the size of his shit.

I never know whether or not to believe you! You tramp

You are pretty !

(I always tell the truth #obvs)

So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago? "

When you left me !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

So when did this happen that you took a dump and blamed a poor kitty? I would guess around three weeks ago?

When you left me ! "

It's OK. I'm back now. *pats your head* you'll never have to poop and blame a kitty again.

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I once stole 200 cigarettes . . When I was maybe 12'or 13. . . Embarrassed and totally ashamed even after all these years. What makes it worse they were someone's xmas pr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx

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By *eclanH OP   Man
over a year ago

Liphook


"As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx"

Creative. Did it work?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently.... "

can you not get medical help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx"
i think i have just had a new online busisness idea

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By *an from UncleMan
over a year ago

ml1


"As a teenager I made a voodoo doll to represent a friend I had fallen out with and tied it dangling down the toilet, so it got wet each time someone flushed. Xx"
i think i have just had a new online busisness idea

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently....

Instant Fab ban in my defence Ed Sheeran wrote the song "

that doesnt make it any better!!!!! lol

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton


"I've found myself singing along to a Justin beiber song recently....

Instant Fab ban in my defence Ed Sheeran wrote the song

that doesnt make it any better!!!!! lol "

Indeed. A musician friend of mine has analysed every Ed Sheeran song and concluded that in his entire output he sings just 17 notes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gave a guy a bj in a bar with everyone watching, not told anyone this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gave a guy a bj in a bar with everyone watching, not told anyone this lol"

Your secret is safe with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex with my mates mum, even to this day i have absolutely no idea why

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every time I didn't want to go to school when I was young, I'd eat an oxo cube, because they always made me sick. My mum would think I had a bug and let me stay off for a couple of days. Sorry mum.

Holly

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

I used a customers credit card details to book and pay for a room in a hotel for myself. This was about 12 years ago before card abuse got so well protected.

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