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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

What ya doin’?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

21:41 bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a shit

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Worrying

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Thinking your watch is slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men behaving badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Contemplating bed

I’m shattered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"21:41 bugger"

Hope you’ve lubed

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Having a shit "

Thank you for joining us! Which way do you put the toilet roll on the wall dispenser? Loose paper on top or tucked behind?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Looking on Fab while that Love Island shit is on

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Having a laugh

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Worrying "

About what? Can we help?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Thinking your watch is slow "

I dilly dallied.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Men behaving badly."

You so bi.

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

21.43

Watching Tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sighing.........mostly

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids

Browsing holidays for one

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Reading this thread x"

Now I think of Plop the owl when I see you

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Contemplating bed

I’m shattered "

We shall all tuck you in and sing you a lullaby.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Sighing.........mostly"

I thought this was going to be another poster.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Reading the forums x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21:41 bugger

Hope you’ve lubed"

I prefer dry entry and the pain of penance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Murder Mystery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sighing.........mostly

I thought this was going to be another poster."

Who?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Looking on Fab while that Love Island shit is on "

There are other channels!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Having a laugh "

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"Thinking your watch is slow

I dilly dallied."

You procrastinator you

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21.43

Watching Tv "

Good work

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Sighing.........mostly"

I’m sighing....moistly

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Browsing holidays for one "

An exceptional one! Where you thinking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sighing.........mostly

I’m sighing....moistly "

That made me chuckle

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Sighing.........mostly

I thought this was going to be another poster."

Our Tearapist.

That does not read well.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Reading the forums x"

You erudite so and so!

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex

Deciding on beer or wine or maybe a cheeky cider. Then deciding how many on a school night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21:47 Nattering on the phone and chuckling about the forum with my very lovely friend

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Watching Murder Mystery "

Who dunnit?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Sighing.........mostly

I thought this was going to be another poster.

Who?"

Our mate Tea

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Thinking your watch is slow

I dilly dallied.

You procrastinator you "

Nods

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Eating ice cream "

Ooooooh flavour?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Sighing.........mostly

I’m sighing....moistly

That made me chuckle "

I’m here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21:49 Wanking in the bath watching porn and checking forum

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Deciding on beer or wine or maybe a cheeky cider. Then deciding how many on a school night "

CIDER

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21:47 Nattering on the phone and chuckling about the forum with my very lovely friend "

SJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching Prison Break, Wentworth Miller is beautiful.

And scoffing down a bowl full of chocolate cake and custard.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21:49 Wanking in the bath watching porn and checking forum "

Bet that water is filthy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"21:49 Wanking in the bath watching porn and checking forum "

Bath wanker

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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21.50 Wondering why a works perk system is down for maintenance.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

21:48

Watching Long Lost family with tears streaming down my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ya doin’?"
Workin the nightshift darling x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

21:50

Feeling slightly bored

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Watching Prison Break, Wentworth Miller is beautiful.

And scoffing down a bowl full of chocolate cake and custard."

Of the two I’ll have Wentworth with custard.

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Browsing holidays for one

An exceptional one! Where you thinking?"

Algarve at the moment. An area I know, so would be comfortable. I think!

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Lying in the bath on here...just looking..

Jo x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21.50 Wondering why a works perk system is down for maintenance. "

Which perk?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21:48

Watching Long Lost family with tears streaming down my face "

Where had they last put them? That’s where they’ll be.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x"

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"21:50

Feeling slightly bored "

Feel yourself with more commitment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Browsing holidays for one

An exceptional one! Where you thinking?

Algarve at the moment. An area I know, so would be comfortable. I think! "

Fantastic. I predict you’re going to have n adventure there.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Debating a glass of wine, but I've cleaned my teeth...

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Lying in the bath on here...just looking..

Jo x "

Have a little play, Jo.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'"

The whispering wispa.

Why not send me sexy messages to take the edge off?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Debating a glass of wine, but I've cleaned my teeth..."

And does that make you less persuasive?

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Browsing holidays for one

An exceptional one! Where you thinking?

Algarve at the moment. An area I know, so would be comfortable. I think!

Fantastic. I predict you’re going to have n adventure there. "

I like your prediction. I am working on it!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Browsing holidays for one

An exceptional one! Where you thinking?

Algarve at the moment. An area I know, so would be comfortable. I think!

Fantastic. I predict you’re going to have n adventure there.

I like your prediction. I am working on it! "

Good girl.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Debating a glass of wine, but I've cleaned my teeth...

And does that make you less persuasive?"

It will make the wine taste funny...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'

The whispering wispa.

Why not send me sexy messages to take the edge off?"

I have Boost bars too and a cookies n cream kit kat

Sexy enough?

Or do I need to go dark?

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Deciding on beer or wine or maybe a cheeky cider. Then deciding how many on a school night

CIDER"

Beer more appealing

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Watching men behaving badly and plucking my eyebrows!! Considering a rum but I'm tired so I may go to bed and have a rum tomorrow!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool "

Ermmmm......I'm gonna have to Google that! Hope it's nice! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Researching about divorce

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Debating a glass of wine, but I've cleaned my teeth...

And does that make you less persuasive?

It will make the wine taste funny..."

As long as you win the argument

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'

The whispering wispa.

Why not send me sexy messages to take the edge off?

I have Boost bars too and a cookies n cream kit kat

Sexy enough?

Or do I need to go dark?"

We need to have a chat about sexy.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Deciding on beer or wine or maybe a cheeky cider. Then deciding how many on a school night

CIDER

Beer more appealing "

WRONG

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Watching men behaving badly and plucking my eyebrows!! Considering a rum but I'm tired so I may go to bed and have a rum tomorrow!! "

Make sure you rumember tomorrow

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool Ermmmm......I'm gonna have to Google that! Hope it's nice! Xx"

Yes dear x

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Researching about divorce "

That’s my boy.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just put on year of the rabbit

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By *llenGTWoman
over a year ago

East/West Mids


"Just put on year of the rabbit"

It weirdly good isn’t it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'

The whispering wispa.

Why not send me sexy messages to take the edge off?

I have Boost bars too and a cookies n cream kit kat

Sexy enough?

Or do I need to go dark?

We need to have a chat about sexy. "

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Watching men behaving badly and plucking my eyebrows!! Considering a rum but I'm tired so I may go to bed and have a rum tomorrow!!

Make sure you rumember tomorrow "

Oh I will!! 2 24 hour shifts with a night out in-between has killed me I need sleep haha

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

22.07. A glass or two of port and some Stilton and crackers

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Just put on year of the rabbit"

What sound do rabbits make?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Trying to stay out of the feckin kitchen

I've eaten dinner, but I'm peckish

I've tried a tangerine to take the edge off

It hasn't worked

My brain is speaking to me: 'you do know there are wispas in the cupboard don't ya?'

The whispering wispa.

Why not send me sexy messages to take the edge off?

I have Boost bars too and a cookies n cream kit kat

Sexy enough?

Or do I need to go dark?

We need to have a chat about sexy.

"

Don’t get me wrong, I live for eating. But...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just put on year of the rabbit

What sound do rabbits make?"

Eh... what’s up doc?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Watching men behaving badly and plucking my eyebrows!! Considering a rum but I'm tired so I may go to bed and have a rum tomorrow!!

Make sure you rumember tomorrow

Oh I will!! 2 24 hour shifts with a night out in-between has killed me I need sleep haha"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"22.07. A glass or two of port and some Stilton and crackers"

Ooooooh cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese for the win!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Just put on year of the rabbit

What sound do rabbits make?

Eh... what’s up doc?"

Oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool Ermmmm......I'm gonna have to Google that! Hope it's nice! Xx

Yes dear x"

Omg Estella, I've just found out it means 'strongly prejudiced against women'!!!!

That's not me!!!! So sorry, I was being nice! Lol xx

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool Ermmmm......I'm gonna have to Google that! Hope it's nice! Xx

Yes dear xOmg Estella, I've just found out it means 'strongly prejudiced against women'!!!!

That's not me!!!! So sorry, I was being nice! Lol xx"

I was teasing!! Just the use of “darling”

All good xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What ya doin’?Workin the nightshift darling x

And being mildly misogynistic. Cool Ermmmm......I'm gonna have to Google that! Hope it's nice! Xx

Yes dear xOmg Estella, I've just found out it means 'strongly prejudiced against women'!!!!

That's not me!!!! So sorry, I was being nice! Lol xx

I was teasing!! Just the use of “darling”

All good xxx"

Phew!!! Lol xx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Waiting to finish work in 4 mins

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

22.26

Just got out of shower and keep having to flick my hair out of my eyeballs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listening to Spotify

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Waiting to finish work in 4 mins"

Time to go!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"22.26

Just got out of shower and keep having to flick my hair out of my eyeballs "

Oh no eyeball hair!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Listening to Spotify "

Me too!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

22:32

I’m done

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"Having a shit

Thank you for joining us! Which way do you put the toilet roll on the wall dispenser? Loose paper on top or tucked behind?"

Anyone that tucks it behind needs to sort their life out!!! . . That's on a par with putting the milk in a cup of tea before the water!!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Having a shit

Thank you for joining us! Which way do you put the toilet roll on the wall dispenser? Loose paper on top or tucked behind?

Anyone that tucks it behind needs to sort their life out!!! . . That's on a par with putting the milk in a cup of tea before the water!! "

I enjoy that you joined the thread just to comment on this point. That’s winning at life right there. Yeah boi!

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By *ux19Man
over a year ago

Essex


"Deciding on beer or wine or maybe a cheeky cider. Then deciding how many on a school night

CIDER

Beer more appealing

WRONG "

Cider would have made me sleepy, I'm not ready to sleep.

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By *ancsUpForFunMan
over a year ago

Morecambe


"Having a shit

Thank you for joining us! Which way do you put the toilet roll on the wall dispenser? Loose paper on top or tucked behind?

Anyone that tucks it behind needs to sort their life out!!! . . That's on a par with putting the milk in a cup of tea before the water!!

I enjoy that you joined the thread just to comment on this point. That’s winning at life right there. Yeah boi! "

I actually joined the thread to tell you what I was doing but upon seeing this comment my OCD took over and I had to stop what I was doing and go and sit in the corner and have a wibble!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having a shit

Thank you for joining us! Which way do you put the toilet roll on the wall dispenser? Loose paper on top or tucked behind?"

I'm sorry my brain just imploded

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

At work, bored and browsing fab

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