FabSwingers.com forum: Your montage scene

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You know in every film, there’s a cliche montage scene, (with an upbeat song playing over the top) where the main character trains at something, starts of shit and with patience and Perseverance gets really good at it.

So if there was a film made about your life, what would your montage scene entail, that would be relevant to your life. What did you start off shit at, but now are really quite good at ?

Also, what would be the song to Accompany this montage scene ?

I thought mine would be me learning the guitar, but that would just show me starting off shit and only getting slightly better, then gradually getting worse again. So I’d have to go with bricklaying, where at the start I couldn’t even hold the trowel and by the end, women would come to watch in awe at my fluid skills.

The song to Accompany this amazing scene would be Stone Roses- Waterfall.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that bit about your fluid skills true?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Learning how to give oral ..

Thus spake Zarathustra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine would be more of a comedy as I literally stumble through life! I dont know how I've survived this far

I'd be the parody remake, think the naked gun or hot fuzz.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Benny Hill theme tune.

Cut to a shot of me flying out of my mums vagina as a baby, then a cut to me falling over the rake in my nans back garden and breaking my arm, then a short camera hold on the tears and snot pouring forth from my face and a zoom in on my Uncle from london laughing his chops off.

Then a look into the distance shot as i meet my first love....cue love theme from Titantic....

We might need a Part 2...

Have i got the gist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dash, I think you’re right about the forums!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tldr

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Me in different glasses through the ages.

Starting with my NHS ones as a lil kid

On to the Derdrie Rachid ones in my 20s

Followed by the intellectual metal ones

Finishing with the serious big black frames I've got now.

Then maybe at the end a shot of my coffin with a glasses case on the top....aaah.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Me in different glasses through the ages.

Starting with my NHS ones as a lil kid

On to the Derdrie Rachid ones in my 20s

Followed by the intellectual metal ones

Finishing with the serious big black frames I've got now.

Then maybe at the end a shot of my coffin with a glasses case on the top....aaah.

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

I would do a montage of something really mundane like cleaning the bathroom. The song I'd use would be "We're gonna need a montage" from South Park.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that bit about your fluid skills true? "
lol nice quote. Maybe the song would be she will be cumming down the mountains when she cums lol

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Me in different glasses through the ages.

Starting with my NHS ones as a lil kid

On to the Derdrie Rachid ones in my 20s

Followed by the intellectual metal ones

Finishing with the serious big black frames I've got now.

Then maybe at the end a shot of my coffin with a glasses case on the top....aaah.

Oh and I want sad accordion music in the background played by a woman in a headscarf.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is that bit about your fluid skills true? "

If you’re asking if I’m a repeat heavy cummer, the answer is no, it’s a dribble at best and I’m out for a good week and half before I can get it up again.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Me reading a book. Then another book. Then another book. And another. Each time I put one down beside me, and they stack up like a tower fort of books, until I break out the top of the book mountain and speak my truth unto the world. And pop to the toilet for a piss.

Soundtrack - this live version of Etta James and Dr John : I’d rather go blind

https://youtu.be/pyMd19sE6U4

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Or I’d have a montage of work scenes and have it to this live performance by Cyndi Lauper singing Worling Class Hero.

It’s fair to say I really want to bone the Cyndi in this video.

https://youtu.be/LrwsUur6SfE

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

*Working

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

From Nell Gwynn via pm who is still 2 days away from being able to post on the forums.

"My montage would be me learning how to drive a tractor with scenes of all the times I have crashed, got stuck in ponds, and breaking shit because I wasn't paying attention. The end scene would be of me reversing perfectly down a tricky slope whilst naked apart from a blindfold. I may even wear a gun belt for effect.

Music, Primal Scream - Country Girl.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

My early teen years on the streets in my own country.

Dream on Aerosmith. The screaming chorus would suit certain bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could use a few examples as I’ve always been a worker rather than a natural but the montage would have to be of Lacey.

I was smitten immediately.

She thought I was gorgeous on first sight in 1st year of high school.

Then actually had a class with me and discovered what a childishly petulant, angry and rebellious big twat I was.

It took me fucking years of graft to finally create an impression that I might be worth her attention.

It’s been the one ambition I had as a young man that was as good as I’d imagined it could be.

Montage music...

Tom Grennan ~ found what I’ve been looking for

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me at age 18 having my first driving lesson, I was terrible at it..fast forward to 21, more driving lessons

..fast forward to 42 passed my driving test

Music..theme tune to “ on the buses”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a few examples as I’ve always been a worker rather than a natural but the montage would have to be of Lacey.

I was smitten immediately.

She thought I was gorgeous on first sight in 1st year of high school.

Then actually had a class with me and discovered what a childishly petulant, angry and rebellious big twat I was.

It took me fucking years of graft to finally create an impression that I might be worth her attention.

It’s been the one ambition I had as a young man that was as good as I’d imagined it could be.

Montage music...

Tom Grennan ~ found what I’ve been looking for "

Oh my gosh! You guys rock x 3 3 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I could use a few examples as I’ve always been a worker rather than a natural but the montage would have to be of Lacey.

I was smitten immediately.

She thought I was gorgeous on first sight in 1st year of high school.

Then actually had a class with me and discovered what a childishly petulant, angry and rebellious big twat I was.

It took me fucking years of graft to finally create an impression that I might be worth her attention.

It’s been the one ambition I had as a young man that was as good as I’d imagined it could be.

Montage music...

Tom Grennan ~ found what I’ve been looking for

Oh my gosh! You guys rock x 3 3 3"

I just read that back

I shouldn’t be allowed to post whilst sober!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black, one blank canvas of black like the inner workings of my soul

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