FabSwingers.com forum: Where do you hide your Kinky stuff?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Where do you all hide your Dildo's, Vibrators sexy undies etc. My lingerie is in 2 Suitcases on top of wardrobes and my toys are in a lockable holdall away from prying eyes

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupboard next to my bed

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Box by the bed for instant access

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

When I moved to China the only box out of the 17 we took with us was my toys, books lingerie and toys... yep that one got opened... thankfully I had no idea, and had to assume the hotel cleaners were used to items for personal use...l

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Much of ours is actually on show in our bedroom!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

We've still got some stuff in boxes so not sure where it all is, just have to be careful who's around if we unpack..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Bed side drawers

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

I have a chest of drawers just for lingerie and toys

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By *019ReadyCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

In a box under a bedroom chair but do need a bigger one as it's starting to overflow & won't shut properly.

Not an ideal problem to have with your box!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide it?

Only when my son comes.

Last time I forgot to move my skull which was wearing a blindfold and ball gag

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hide it?

Only when my son comes.

Last time I forgot to move my skull which was wearing a blindfold and ball gag

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Top drawer for ease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have most of mine in a box in the wardrobe. I have a few things lying around though, always a dildo in the beside table lmao.

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By *ems17Couple (FF)
over a year ago

Walsall

Drawer next to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Tesco bag in the toilet cistern

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"A Tesco bag in the toilet cistern "

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I have a special box.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Do you buzz when you sit down?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

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Do you find your jeans unbutton themselves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Tesco bag in the toilet cistern "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Saying that, I've lost a big dildo. I dunno whether I've thrown it out, left it somewhere or it's hiding somewhere stupid ready to jump out at someone when they least expect it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don't have to hide stuff.

No kids, no nosey family.

Is all in reaching distance

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Mainly in a chest of drawers in my bedroom and a dressing up box with regular fancy dress stuff. My mate has a key to my house and is under strict instructions to go round and clear it all out if anything ever happens to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Much of ours is actually on show in our bedroom!"

loud and proud! love it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mainly in a chest of drawers in my bedroom and a dressing up box with regular fancy dress stuff. My mate has a key to my house and is under strict instructions to go round and clear it all out if anything ever happens to me

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Top Planning

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Top Planning

I remember on Queer As Folk they all had to do that for their mate when he died suddenly.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I have a special box. "

Is that a euphemism..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the drawer under bed and my cupboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's all in my mind....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Saying that, I've lost a big dildo. I dunno whether I've thrown it out, left it somewhere or it's hiding somewhere stupid ready to jump out at someone when they least expect it.

I hid it all the time but this time God knows where I put it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket? "

Have fish but its not in the tank

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

We have a good sturdy chest to store the toys in

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

In the boot of my car

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Bottom drawer bedside cabinet and at the back of my wardrobe in a special bag.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

This reminds me that back in the day we had a jar of the body chocolate for a night in when the kids were asleep and I put it in the fridge before we went to bed..

Our eldest who was then 5 or 6 was being picky with his dinner a couple of days later and Lynn asked him if he had been snacking before hand, cue red faces when he said he had made a butty with the chocolate spread in the fridge..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

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It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it?

No hid it well before I got the stuffed ferret collection

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

It's not in one of your stuffed Ferrets is it?

Smiley faced..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it.. "

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

A beautiful gift box just in reach under my bed and I have a no Malone box with condoms in

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* jo Malone - fecking autocorrect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout

It's my mission tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout

It's my mission tonight

Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier

seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

"I have a special box. "

FACT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout

It's my mission tonight

Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier

seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!

They are with the odd socks and Tupperware lids....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

Is it a small one..?

Not really. Keep looking for it still. Not given up on it yet

Be down the side of the couch..

No checked there

Cat basket?

Have fish but its not in the tank

You sure? The fish could have hidden it..

It's in my bedroom somewhere. I'll have another look later now. It's bugging me

If you find my old passport whilst you're looking give me a shout

It's my mission tonight

Yaaaaay, will make filling in new passport form much easier

seriously tho, where the fuck to these things disappear to?!

P"
I hear ya, we took 3 pictures down to put our xmas decs up , when we took them down to get the house back to normal we can find 2 pictures but not the third. So agree , where the frig do these things go

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I keep mine in the boot of my car next to the spare wheel. I travel a lot and like to have them with me xxx

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Top of wardrobe, but think some fell down the back last time I flung them up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much hidden, they're just in a drawer. The trip through customs is going to be an embarrassment one time though.

Good thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A chest in the bottom of my wardrobe and a few things in the bedside drawer. Don’t really feel the need to hide them though these days, although it would be funny having to explain some of the things to my son

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have a special box.

Is that a euphemism.. "

It is!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I have a special box.

FACT

Bwahahaha.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Top of wardrobe, but think some fell down the back last time I flung them up there

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

My kinky stuff is in my mind

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Toys are in a box under my bed and I have a draw for my lingerie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half my outfits, thigh length boots and toys are in boxes in a cupboard in the bedroom... body stockings and saucy lingerie in one of the drawers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weird.. we were just having this conversation.. I have stuff under the bed.. in the garden.. in the wardrobe and in a shoebox... basically everywhere!

Saff

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"In a bag in my cupboard. Said cupboard currently has a massive spider hiding in there, so no kinky stuff for me until it vacates the premises because sure as shit as soon as i move the bag the spider will be on it. Judging me."

I'm good at removing spiders

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By *ed and WolfieCouple
over a year ago

Gravesend

I have two drawers of lingerie and dress up and a basket under the bed.

At my birthday party last year my son brought two dildos down and asked what they were. I’ve never run so fast to grab them off him.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

I have a sex machine in the loft (fuck machine pro I believe) to be honest it's never been used

So erm if anyone wants a cheap F-Machine Pro (you can provide your own vacu-lock thingymebobs) let me know... Am I allowed yo do that? Apologies if I'm not.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I'm good at removing spiders "

you good at removing your trousers too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Holly

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

My mum recently came to stay and I'd forgotten to remove the under-mattress arm and leg restraints from my bed...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I have a special box.

Is that a euphemism..

It is!! "

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

I'm good at removing spiders

you good at removing your trousers too?"

A few years of practice, can nearly manage it on my own now, but still need a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dildos are usually under my pillow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't hide it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ordered two vibrators, 20 year old son took delivery as I was at work, I came home to find him and his mates had unpacked them and had them 'spinning' on my living room table. Mortified, they get well hidden now at the bottom of my wardrobe.

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

It's not hidden, just not visible. Toys are in the bedside drawers and sexy lingerie in a chest of drawers in the spare bedroom.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Lockable metallic flight cases.

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

"It's not hidden, just not visible. Toys are in the bedside drawers and sexy lingerie in a chest of drawers in the spare bedroom. "

Same ??

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

box for toys and zipped bag for clothing both in my wardrobe.

two small quiet vibrators in my bedside cabinet as they are the only two I can use when my kids are home

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

Attic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Since its my thread I think I had better own up. we were in Blackpool a few weeks back and bought a new Double Ender. Took it out the packaging , put said toy into our toy bag but then put the packaging into next doors recycling bin, the lady is 90 and her husband 87, god knows what the bin men were thinking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We have a few discrete storage boxes in the bedroom, the obligatory bottom bedside drawer for vibrators and butt plugs and I have half of P's wardrobe for sexy clothes.....

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Weird.. we were just having this conversation.. I have stuff under the bed.. in the garden.. in the wardrobe and in a shoebox... basically everywhere!

Saff"

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Lube and cock ring under bed in a closed box. Fleshlight in a cupboard noone but me knows exists

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates "

I just need help finding it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates

I just need help finding it

When you do, say hello, I’m hiding right behind it!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

I have a replacement for you. Although it throbs more than it vibrates

I just need help finding it

When you do, say hello, I’m hiding right behind it!"

Shit so I'm looking for you aswell now

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large heavily carved wooden chest which I hope never comes to life Discworld-style or it'll run off on hundreds of little legs, spilling glass dildos, vibrators, rabbits, restraints, wands, clamps, lubes, oils, candles, blindfolds, etc., all round the village

It sounds like a beauty

Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

It sounds like a beauty

Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head

Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like a beauty

Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head

Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...

Is it wrong that I find that a turn on?

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By *ryst In IsoldeWoman
over a year ago

your imagination

It sounds like a beauty

Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head

Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...

Is it wrong that I find that a turn on?

I hear they're always rock hard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds like a beauty

Would look amazing in my gothic castle I'm never gonna own that is purely in my head

Yeah but the gargoyles would keep pinching stuff from it...

Is it wrong that I find that a turn on?

I hear they're always rock hard

Mwahahahaha

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

In a holdall under our bed..in a small case in my wardrobe, 2 drawers at the base of my tallboy..

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We have a few discrete storage boxes in the bedroom, the obligatory bottom bedside drawer for vibrators and butt plugs and I have half of P's wardrobe for sexy clothes.....

Jo x

She doesn't know I wear them when she's out lol

Sorry dear

Paul

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom draw of the dressing table.

I had a Diy man in to do some jobs and after he had gone I noticed part of the flogger was poking out of the draw. Blush lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fleshlight once. Moved out of my house and lost it somewhere along the way. It's not in the new place so it MUST be at the old one. Only problem is my Mum is the one who moved in. Never brought it up. God knows what she thought when the power cut inevitably happened....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90l suitcase holds the rope, suspension ring, floggers, some vibrators and candles.

Small holdall house the things we take to clubs.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.

Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too

Lex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I have visions of this now

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over a year ago

"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.

Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too

Lex"

And where do you store my phone number ?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.

Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too

Lex

And where do you store my phone number ?"

In my head. That sort of thing is never forgotten

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.

Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too

Lex"

Bet those boots I love have got a huge box

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Has anyone found scarlet woman's vibrator yet

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By *ouble_The_DelightCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

We are lucky, have no kids to have to hide things away from, we are also fortunate to have our own well equipped playrooms so all our equipment and toys can stay on show all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the dark recess of my mind

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

In my car boot, unfortunately I forgot when it went in for a service and mot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not hidden.....just in the bedside draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the Bread bin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weve got a sex cuboard, disguised as a dresser!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

There's a drawer by my bed with paddles and toys in and there are various items in other drawers around the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your knees wobbly by any chance?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I used to hide it round scarlet woman's place ..but she kept losing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of my bdsm in two cool boxes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dildos, vibrators and sexy undies are hidden, in my sex dungeon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Tesco bag in the toilet cistern "

No shit.

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple
over a year ago

coventry

We have a kinky drawer in my wardrobe, all our toys are laid out for quick easy access

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By *wocanplaythatgameCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"My dildos, vibrators and sexy undies are hidden, in my sex dungeon."

One day I will have a dungeon

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

Inside various women dotted around the county..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not telling, it's a secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bedside drawers for toys and closet to hang my lingerie and outfits.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"My latex all hangs in bags in the wardrobe and my boots are in boxes in there too. Lingerie is well, lingerie so that just goes in the drawers although my corsets are all separate.

Crops, clamps, gags, hoods, ropes, vibrators, wax all that kind of stuff is in a lockable suitcase in my wardrobe too

Lex

Bet those boots I love have got a huge box

Haha THOSE boots practically take up a shelf on their own

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

I have a big stool at my dressing table that houses everything bar the lingerie, it even fits the leather spreader bar in with room.. impressive haha.

However my mains powered wand stays plugged in, and sits on top of the book case next to my bed for ease of use, away from the kids hands. They are too young to know what it is for now.

L x

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

In the darkest corners of my mind :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't hide any of it...

All has a space... books in my book shelves... toys in a toy box...

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

Got my toys an kinky gear in 1 large lockable travel case an essentials in a lockable rucksac for going to clubs running out of space needing another case soon

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

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oooh no that's not good!!

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

"Actually hid a vibrator and forgot where I've hidden it

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oooh no that's not good!!

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!!

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! "
that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just to let you know I found Norman the vibrator tonight. If you don't hear from me you know why

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together

Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued haha

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By *ild n NaughtyMan
over a year ago

south Cheshire

"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together

Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued haha"
ooooh no did you tell her what it was

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"I don't have much lingerie as tbf I rarely wear underwear! But it usually goes in my draw. Our toys and restraints and hurty things live in holdall under the bed. Except the cane and the spreader bar as they don't fit!! that's true canes an spreader bars not easy to hide like crops my spreader bar is in 3 sections clips together

Ours splits in two but it's a mission to put back together!! My friend came over year and it was sticking out she was intrigued hahaooooh no did you tell her what it was

Too right I did!! She asked haha

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

"In the dark recess of my mind"

You should let them out into the light sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the dark recess of my mind

You should let them out into the light sometime "

Show me the light!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to let you know I found Norman the vibrator tonight. If you don't hear from me you know why

Where was he?!

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Bedside drawer

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

In my bedroom under the bed or in a drawer or our studio which is also our playroom x

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Locked in a suitcase underneath the bed, had to do something after the nosey children found some rope

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By *mm and HerCouple
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Given the kids aversion to emptying or loading them, the safest place in our house would be the dishwasher or washing machine

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

Up my fbs bum for safe keeping! Where else would you expect them to go??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the girl im fucking

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

"Cupboard next to my bed

I’m pretty sure it’s in your pants, or was it in your pants draw and you’ve been wearing the most uncomfortable (or perhaps most comfortable) pants all day?!?!?

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

Box by the bed, some draws in the wardrobe, the loft, some cunningly disguised as tools..

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

Some cunningly disguised as tools, inspired! So much cupboard chat here, some creativity goes a long long way

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

"Some cunningly disguised as tools, inspired! So much cupboard chat here, some creativity goes a long long way

Well, one is primarily a tool, but, has been made multipurpose..

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By *ftofJoyWoman
over a year ago

Harpenden

It's not just a tool but a multitool!!

Bet it can knock up a cupboard or two? If you can do, and screw, you'll be quite the popular one in this thread!! :D

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