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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull

Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on a life sentence can’t get a warm meal more than 3 times a week lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave. "

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife "

You could make us a sandwich lol

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT "

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

You could make us a sandwich lol "

Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

You could make us a sandwich lol

Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only "
me and the op were hungry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

You could make us a sandwich lol

Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry "

Make yourself a sandwich then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good sandwich needs a feminine touch

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

You could make us a sandwich lol

Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry "

you both know where the fecking kitchen is dont you!!!!! what did your last ones die of? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol

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By *heklangsCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Mr Klang is a fantastic cook..I will never starve..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife

You could make us a sandwich lol

Us? Who is ‘us’ ? I have one husband only me and the op were hungry

you both know where the fecking kitchen is dont you!!!!! what did your last ones die of? !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol "

Haha

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol "

Fair point, but statement is still funny

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

You're all clearly a bunch of catches

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

False

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Shame not very interesting in the bedroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True woman and kitchen go together like cheese and onion

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny "

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True woman and kitchen go together like cheese and onion "

I’m not a woman then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

"

Yup.

I married someone I claim to love, they cook and clean for me, waah waah I'm so oppressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"True woman and kitchen go together like cheese and onion

I’m not a woman then"

No comment

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

"

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women should be seen and not heard in the kitchen haha

Jokes before you all go sick lol

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women should be seen and not heard in the kitchen haha

Jokes before you all go sick lol "

Some jokes shouldn't be told.

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Women should be seen and not heard in the kitchen haha

Jokes before you all go sick lol

Some jokes shouldn't be told. "

Some people should take chill pill

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.

Would you do me the honour of marrying me?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

"

But it would appear your the only one laughing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.

Would you do me the honour of marrying me? "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

"
. I can think of fucking loads!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Women should be seen and not heard in the kitchen haha

Jokes before you all go sick lol

Some jokes shouldn't be told.

Some people should take chill pill "

Is this the point where I say men should show some respect on Fab and watch guys lose their minds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darling I love you so much and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. It'll be like being a prisoner of war, I'll complain bitterly every day while you look after me because I'm too much of a child to care for myself.

Would you do me the honour of marrying me? "

No bloody way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing "

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT "
not but good luck trying

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I hate cooking for just me so to get hubs appreciation that something as simple as a warm meal is ready for when he comes home means I can experiment with new menus/meal ideas..... always experiment on hungry people...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If anyone feels imprisoned in their marriage, they're free to leave.

Also; I don’t cook. So I’m clearly a failure as a wife "

You’re the best wife

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry "

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course "

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Chris Rock....”Feed me, fuck me, shut up”

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning? "

Google is your friend!

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?

Google is your friend! "

No its not, that's just an illusion

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?

Google is your friend!

No its not, that's just an illusion "

Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following.

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?

Google is your friend!

No its not, that's just an illusion

Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following. "

Thank you, like woman stand up comedians are any different, same story different sex, don't gat me wrong still funny

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I spend my days cooking for other people. Be fucked if I'm coming home to do it.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Every wife have a duty to feed their husband, according to Geneva Convention, every prisoner have right to warm meal..

TRUE OR NOT

not strictly true as the geneva convention applies only during war and we technically are not at war lol

Fair point, but statement is still funny

The 1950s called and asked for their joke back...

Nothing worse than someone who laughs at their own (perceived) jokes - lol

What's the point telling a joke if you yourself won't laugh

But it would appear your the only one laughing

Fair point, bit too sophisticated joke, sorry

I guess if Roy Cubby Brown & Bernard Manning are what is classed as sophisticated.

I’ll remember to thank hubby when he comes home half cut on Friday after spending all his wages down the pub, and gives me a good seeing to - as the eternally grateful (and sophisticated!) wife of course

And who's exactly Roy Cubby Brown and Bernard Manning?

Google is your friend!

No its not, that's just an illusion

Roy Chubby Brown and Bernard Manning were 'comedians' during the 70s and very early 80s. Many considered them racist, sexist and misogynistic but they had a big following.

Thank you, like woman stand up comedians are any different, same story different sex, don't gat me wrong still funny "

I don't find men or women comedians funny if their acts are based on racism or sexism but I accept that everyone has a different sense of humour

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By *astyEric OP   Man
over a year ago

Hull

Well let me put it this way every comedian wód do shit if not prejudice of people, that being rasism, gender, hair color, bad wife, good husband, basically anything out of ordinary

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Well let me put it this way every comedian wód do shit if not prejudice of people, that being rasism, gender, hair color, bad wife, good husband, basically anything out of ordinary "

Not every comedian. I quite like the sort of comedy Victoria Wood did. She didn't rely on prejudice neither does Peter Kay in my opinion. I think observation of human behaviour his different to prejudice

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By *tella HeelsTV/TS
over a year ago

west here ford shire

More like every human has a right to do what is best for them and their health and mind..

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