FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Forum FAQs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fed up of seeing the same questions week in and week out? Welcome to the Fab FAQs:

Q: Am I gay if I do [something sexual] with [same sex person]?

A: Only if you do sexual things with members of the same sex, otherwise you're probably Bi, only if you do it regularly and enjoy it.

Q: Are people who only meet 'their own' racist?

A: Probably or not at all, the truth is different from person to person. The only answer you'll get is 'its their preference' just accept that and move on to another profile.

Q: Are people who are not looking to meet 'their own' racist?

A: See last question.

Q: Does anyone enjoy [Insert bareback activity here]?

Safe Sex Police: You didn't ask for our opinion but here are a list of ways that unprotected sex will kill you. You're welcome.

Q: What is wrong with my Profile?

A: I'm just going to assume that you are a single male as photo-less female profiles without any engaging text still manage to get meets (shame on you guys for not making them work for it). There is probably not a lot wrong with your profile. It's just that you are competing with over a million other guys who are bombarding women with samey messages, it's just not your turn.

This post is just a bit of fun. Feel free to add to it, mock it etc...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: Why are men messaging me asking for sex?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Q: Why are men messaging me asking for sex?

I forgot about this one, that's from not having the female perspective.

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Q. Does my massive cock put a lot of women off ?

A. Twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: Do women like (insert word), yes or no?

A: Some do, some don't, the rest give zero fucks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: is my cock too small?

A: yes. You couldn’t kill a badger by whacking it with your cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: Why won't women answer my badly worded, uninteresting messages?

A: Because they're badly worded and uninteresting maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Q: why do women/men block me as soon as I send a message with a photo?

A: they don't like what they see, do you really want it spelling out?

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Q: is my cock too small?

A: yes. You couldn’t kill a badger by whacking it with your cock. "

Ahhh poor Badgers they are cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q: is my cock too small?

A: yes. You couldn’t kill a badger by whacking it with your cock.

Ahhh poor Badgers they are cute."

We don’t want to kill them, but if your cock isn’t capable of it, then it’s too small

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"Q: is my cock too small?

A: yes. You couldn’t kill a badger by whacking it with your cock.

Ahhh poor Badgers they are cute.

We don’t want to kill them, but if your cock isn’t capable of it, then it’s too small "

I ain't going nowhere near a badger with my todger.

News headlines

Man has penis ripped off by angry badger in attempt to bludgeon badger to death with tiny penis.

The badger is said to be extremely traumatized by the incident and is receiving counseling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q: is my cock too small?

A: yes. You couldn’t kill a badger by whacking it with your cock.

Ahhh poor Badgers they are cute.

We don’t want to kill them, but if your cock isn’t capable of it, then it’s too small

I ain't going nowhere near a badger with my todger.

News headlines

Man has penis ripped off by angry badger in attempt to bludgeon badger to death with tiny penis.

The badger is said to be extremely traumatized by the incident and is receiving counseling."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Q: Why won't women answer my badly worded, uninteresting messages?

A: Because they're badly worded and uninteresting maybe? "

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