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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

You've just woken up next to the person above

What 5 things are you going to say to them?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

69 now we are awake?

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Back of the bins.

hello sexy! Was it good?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Did you fart in bed

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

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By *heLaserGuyMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

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By *ewtoyouXXXMan
over a year ago

rochdale cowboy

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

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hey did you just fart

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart"

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 17/06/19 06:03:17]

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks "

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx "

Would you like some bacon with your full English

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

[Removed by poster at 17/06/19 06:34:27]

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx "

Well, what a lovely surprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

Well, what a lovely surprise

Well, I’m happy about this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

Well, what a lovely surprise

Well, I’m happy about this!"
omg you're not a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

Well, what a lovely surprise

Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman "

I just checked

..I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

Well, what a lovely surprise

Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman

I just checked

..I am

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you certainly are snuggle up

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Did you fart in bed

Why is my bum red?

Tea or coffee ? Toast or full english

hey did you just fart

Don't speak, just fuck thanks

Oh, Darlo, say my name!!

Jo.Xx

Would you like some bacon with your full English

Where did you come from

Well, it wasn't the Mathematicians!

Jo.Xx

Well, what a lovely surprise

Well, I’m happy about this!omg you're not a woman

I just checked

..I am

you certainly are snuggle up"

Snuggle times over, get up!!

Jo.Xx

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'm off to work bye

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Dont leave me this way!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"I'm off to work bye

Put the kettle on please

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

You’d better leave my husband will be back soon lol

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm off to work bye

Can you untie me first?

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"I'm off to work bye

Can you untie me first?

No, you can stay there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off to work bye

Can you untie me first?

No, you can stay there "

What do you fancy first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cup of tea

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Tea served naked please

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Swear I’d locked the doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you let me out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a cuppa dear chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't stop the towel!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a cuppa dear chap

Don’t mind if I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a cuppa dear chap

Shall I remove it now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s go again round two?;)

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By *ddit...Man
over a year ago

Land of the giants... ;-)

"I'm off to work bye

Can you untie me first?

No, you can stay there "

At least remove the clamps...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm off to work bye

Can you untie me first?

No, you can stay there

At least remove the clamps...

"
No, shouldn't be here anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your tongue in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tongue in there"
I will pineapple taste hopefully

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Get your tongue in thereI will pineapple taste hopefully "

Are you nearly done yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tongue in thereI will pineapple taste hopefully

Are you nearly done yet?"
just getting started on you

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Get your tongue in thereI will pineapple taste hopefully

Are you nearly done yet?just getting started on you

Time to get up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get your tongue in thereI will pineapple taste hopefully

Are you nearly done yet?just getting started on you

Time to get up now"
oh you tease stay please

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
32 weeks ago

La La Land

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By *eliWoman
32 weeks ago

"User no longer on site

Oh hi.

Fancy a Tango?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

Come here often? Want to?

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By *dam1971Man
32 weeks ago

Bedford

Oh God, am I dreaming?

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By *odgerMooreMan
32 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Come here often? Want to? "

Brace yourself - here comes breakfast!!!

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By *rsteveMan
32 weeks ago

sheffield

"Come here often? Want to? "

Can I have my breakfast

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
32 weeks ago

Essex

"Come here often? Want to?

Brace yourself - here comes breakfast!!! "

You’re gonna puke on me?

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
32 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Come here often? Want to?

Brace yourself - here comes breakfast!!! "

Fuck! I never knew I was "FAB straight"! Does your ass hurt btw? Soz.

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By *hesubtlegentMan
32 weeks ago

surrey

Who the fuck are you?….

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By *odgerMooreMan
32 weeks ago

Carlisle

"Come here often? Want to?

Brace yourself - here comes breakfast!!!

You’re gonna puke on me?

You make it sound dirty and horrible!!!

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By *rHotNottsMan
32 weeks ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Who the fuck are you?…."

That’s not very subtle just appearing like that

Who let you in ?

What do you want ?

Don’t fuck with me

What have you got for me ?

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By *ympha LuxuriaWoman
30 weeks ago

La La Land

Coffee, black, two sugars, thanks

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By *ihimbiherCouple
30 weeks ago

lightwater

"Coffee, black, two sugars, thanks

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toast?

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Coffee, black, two sugars, thanks

toast?"

Morning

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Coffee, black, two sugars, thanks

toast?

Morning

I feel very horny

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By *unkym34Man
30 weeks ago

London

How you get in here

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

What's for breakfast

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

You were amazing last night. Do you prefer coffee or tea? Bacon and eggs? I never knew humans could also do that drag their ass along the floor thing that dogs do. Eye-opener

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

Budge up buttercup youve got all the bed and I'm balancing on the precipice.

Oh and your snoring kept me awake half the night.

Who was that guy whose name you kept muttering in your sleep.

I'm parched.

Morning darling love you.

In that order

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"Budge up buttercup youve got all the bed and I'm balancing on the precipice.

Oh and your snoring kept me awake half the night.

Who was that guy whose name you kept muttering in your sleep.

I'm parched.

Morning darling love you.

In that order

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
30 weeks ago

Leeds

Fuck off out my bed

Mrs

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

When did you get here

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Fuck off out my bed

Mrs "

??????

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Fuck off out my bed

Mrs

??????"

Laughing faces not supported on here I take it haha

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

... go make me a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Fuck off out my bed

Mrs

??????

Laughing faces not supported on here I take it haha "

r o f l - no spaces

Also, where are my clothes?

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By *mf123Man
30 weeks ago

with one foot out the door

Just tbagged on your snores

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
30 weeks ago

Southampton

"You were amazing last night. Do you prefer coffee or tea? Bacon and eggs? I never knew humans could also do that drag their ass along the floor thing that dogs do. Eye-opener

Oh that'll be my worms

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By (user no longer on site)
30 weeks ago

"Fuck off out my bed

Mrs

??????

Laughing faces not supported on here I take it haha

r o f l - no spaces

Also, where are my clothes? "

Thanks

You only wore a overcoat and boots last night

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By *ickyKlungespeareMan
30 weeks ago

St Leonards

"You were amazing last night. Do you prefer coffee or tea? Bacon and eggs? I never knew humans could also do that drag their ass along the floor thing that dogs do. Eye-opener

Oh that'll be my worms

AGAIN!!

Honestly K - if it's not your sore tit it's your worms (hope you have happy tit now btw

) xxx

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

5 things she wanted cmon guys

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
30 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"5 things she wanted cmon guys

Fancy going for round two

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

"5 things she wanted cmon guys

Fancy going for round two"
round two ok

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

This is round two

Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning

Gis a kiss

It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby

Get the coffee in

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By *exycarlashane181Couple
30 weeks ago

Leamington Spa

"This is round two

Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning

Gis a kiss

It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby

Get the coffee in

Prefer a cup of tea first lol

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By *ris GrayMan
30 weeks ago

Dorchester

"This is round two

Morning darling I'm feeling horny this morning

Gis a kiss

It started with a kiss never thought it would come to this.

Wake up get out your lazy bed fore i count to three get to it baby

Get the coffee in

Prefer a cup of tea first lol"
lol hey knew you would..... Darjeeling

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