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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

You've just woken up next to the person above

What 4 words are you going to say to them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me recover first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank god it’s you

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By *r on the EdgeMan
over a year ago

accrington

Ready for orgasm 17?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for orgasm 17? "
biscuits with your coffee?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?"

So glad it's you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

So glad it's you "

What would you like for breakfast

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?"

Ready to go again ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? "
oh hell wrong bed

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? "

Wake me up later

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

How'd I get here!

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? oh hell wrong bed"

But harsh

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ?

Wake me up later "

I’m late for work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously ... who are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im straight i swear...

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Ready for orgasm 17? "

You can go to 17

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 18:46:21]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How was the wedding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will teach me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wheres my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? oh hell wrong bed

But harsh "
it's not real...sorry if i offended you.

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

This is too regular

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? oh hell wrong bed

But harsh it's not real...sorry if i offended you."

Gosh your breath stinks.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? oh hell wrong bed

But harsh it's not real...sorry if i offended you."

Roll over snuggle time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ready for orgasm 17? biscuits with your coffee?

Ready to go again ? oh hell wrong bed

But harsh it's not real...sorry if i offended you."

I am so lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck this I’m off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck this I’m off! "

Can you make coffee ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Fuck this I’m off!

Can you make coffee ?"

Let's go for breakfast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fuck this I’m off!

Can you make coffee ?"

Do you take sugar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a definite date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you marry me?

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Wrong bed again mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wrong bed again mate"
oh hello round 2

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Must be mutual mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake "

I'm getting used to this bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed"

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did we really only sleep and hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please "

Its boiling I know how you like it

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it "

Move over next please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it "
people cant count ...4

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please "

Is that your horse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:01:44]

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Stop pinching the quilt

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Is that your horse "

Yes want a go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's that at the bottom of the bed

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go "

Do we do it?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it? "

Want to go again

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Some people can't count

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it? "

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it? "

If not can we?

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By *ert n BerylCouple
over a year ago

middlesbrough

You horny little minx

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"Thank god it’s you "

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it? "

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:03:28]

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it? "

Call a cab please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please "

Don’t tell the wife.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife....."

Fuck that's me gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife.....

Fuck that's me gone "

Ready for another round ?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife.....

Fuck that's me gone "

Come get in mine

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Was I that lucky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife.....

Fuck that's me gone

Come get in mine "

It's about time too...

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By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

I need a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you doing here

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Was I that lucky"

Fire alarm going off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife.....

Fuck that's me gone

Come get in mine

It's about time too..."

Oh...not you again

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Was I that lucky

Fire alarm going off "

Put out the fire

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Was I that lucky

Fire alarm going off "

Thought we drank water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be mutual mistake

I'm getting used to this bed

Stick kettle on Milk no sugar please

Its boiling I know how you like it

Move over next please

Do it again yes please

Is that your horse

Yes want a go

Do we do it?

Call a cab please

Don’t tell the wife.....

Fuck that's me gone

Come get in mine

It's about time too...

Oh...not you again "

Your taxi is beeping

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How's your arse feeling?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"How's your arse feeling? "

Red a bit sore

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore "

I'll kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dick pics pull chicks

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better "

Yes you can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better "

Your boobs are fabtasic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic."

I love your figure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic."
are you short sighted

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted "

I need my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted

I need my glasses "
but your teeth are in them

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted

I need my glasses but your teeth are in them"

Eh what the fuck

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By *att71Man
over a year ago

Bristol


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted

I need my glasses but your teeth are in them

Eh what the fuck "

You making breakfast yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted

I need my glasses but your teeth are in them

Eh what the fuck "
penny in the jar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How's your arse feeling?

Red a bit sore

I'll kiss it better

Your boobs are fabtasic.are you short sighted

I need my glasses but your teeth are in them

Eh what the fuck penny in the jar"

We didn’t?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Seriously lost for words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously lost for words "
a woman silenced, really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:24:30]

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Seriously lost for words a woman silenced, really"

Duck tape and orange

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:27:52]

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Where is my kidney?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Where is my kidney? "

In the cooler bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could’ve ironed that shirt

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:27:40]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:27:40]"
your hair, why?

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"Could’ve ironed that shirt"

We just got up..!

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag "

Through a mirror darkly

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly "

You been on vodka

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka "

Not to my knowledge

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge "

Your chatting shit tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge

Your chatting shit tho "
omg it's the pills

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge

Your chatting shit tho omg it's the pills"

Hears viagra works wonders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge

Your chatting shit tho omg it's the pills

Hears viagra works wonders "
did you notice the tent when you woke uo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge

Your chatting shit tho omg it's the pills

Hears viagra works wonders did you notice the tent when you woke uo"
up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out right now

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By *nsatiable_nymph OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Get out right now "

Get in right now

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs


"Where is my kidney?

In the cooler bag

Through a mirror darkly

You been on vodka

Not to my knowledge

Your chatting shit tho "

It’s not meant to be serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out right now

Get in right now "

It’s my turn now

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Get out right now

Get in right now

It’s my turn now "

Can I join in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out right now

Get in right now

It’s my turn now

Can I join in "

Come on In then

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:55:50]

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Let’s get it on

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You ruined my sofa!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You ruined my sofa! "

Sorry I squirt alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot "

Very happy about this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!"
morning sexy A)

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 20:07:51]

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)"

“What happened last night?”

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

“What happened last night?”"

I fell fast asleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let’s rob a bank

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

“What happened last night?”

I fell fast asleep "

But before you did.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)"

About time too sexy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please say we didnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please say we didnt!"

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx "

Do you not remember?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

Do you not remember?"

Pop the kettle on!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

Do you not remember?

Pop the kettle on! "

Yes milk and sugar

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

Do you not remember?

Pop the kettle on! "

Morning, bacon buttie please

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

Do you not remember?

Pop the kettle on!

Morning, bacon buttie please "

Ketchup or brown sauce?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Please say we didnt!

What did we do!?

Jo.Xx

Do you not remember?

Pop the kettle on!

Morning, bacon buttie please "

Was there a party?

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

That was fucking brilliant

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"That was fucking brilliant "

You are so welcome

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By *ndyandMandyCouple
over a year ago

swansea

You can’t be serious

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"You can’t be serious "

I definitely am serious!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can’t be serious "

Ready for round two.

Lorna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

About time too sexy!! "
xx

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"You can’t be serious

Ready for round two.

Lorna "

Always time for two

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"You can’t be serious

Ready for round two.

Lorna

Always time for two "

Ding ding game on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon butty and coffee?

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

About time too sexy!! xx"

Absolutely gagging for when we do!!xx

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

Clean the sheets please

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Clean the sheets please "

Oh are they messy ?

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Clean the sheets please "

Clean it yourself, cheeky!

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Pass my knickers back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back "

No those are mine.

Jo.Xx

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Clean the sheets please

Oh are they messy ?"

Probably lol

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne


"Pass my knickers back "

You put your knickers on my head!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

About time too sexy!! xx

Absolutely gagging for when we do!!xx"
Mmmmmmm your first on my list xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!! "

How’d you get here??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You ruined my sofa!

Sorry I squirt alot

Very happy about this!!morning sexy A)

About time too sexy!! xx

Absolutely gagging for when we do!!xxMmmmmmm your first on my list xx"

And you’re on mine!!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??"

Too much vodka obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously "

Too much, no way

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously "

Oh don’t throw up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously "
dosvidania

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way "

Doing a 3 way

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Oh don’t throw up "

Never ever ever happened

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Oh don’t throw up

Never ever ever happened "

Thankgod it never did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way "

You in the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle "
you'd have to be outside though

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

You're not the wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not the wife "
omg you've been to specsavers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're not the wife omg you've been to specsavers "
pint?

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You're not the wife omg you've been to specsavers "

people don’t follow rules

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

That rash will clear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle you'd have to be outside though "

That’s not four words lol!!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle you'd have to be outside though

That’s not four words lol!!"

Uh oh you're trouble

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

How d*unk were you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle you'd have to be outside though

That’s not four words lol!!

Uh oh you're trouble "

What's he done now?

Jo.Xx

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle you'd have to be outside though

That’s not four words lol!!

Uh oh you're trouble

What's he done now?

Jo.Xx "

Don’t you read this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pass my knickers back

You put your knickers on my head!!!

How’d you get here??

Too much vodka obviously

Too much, no way

Doing a 3 way

You in the middle you'd have to be outside though

That’s not four words lol!!

Uh oh you're trouble

What's he done now?

Jo.Xx "
sphincter muscles failed I can't repeat what happened

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By *heSofaDestroyersCouple
over a year ago

HereAndThere

Very very very d*unk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very very very d*unk "
again omg I'm calling AA

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By *YC SausageMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Very very very d*unk again omg I'm calling AA"

Get me a drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very very very d*unk again omg I'm calling AA

Get me a drink "
do you want water in your ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Very very very d*unk again omg I'm calling AA

Get me a drink do you want water in your ice? "

Nope Vodka right now!!

Jo.Xx

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Very very very d*unk again omg I'm calling AA

Get me a drink do you want water in your ice?

Nope Vodka right now!!

Jo.Xx "

Your head will hurt

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