FabSwingers.com forum: Little things that really annoy you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you put on a pair of socks, go into the bathroom and the floor is wet from when your husband showered. So you have to take off said wet socks....

I don’t think anyone appreciates how difficult it is to put on socks nowadays

What little things really really wind you up?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Breadcrumbs in the butter

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Used knives just left on the side usually covered in marg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today it was an elderly man being ignored in the queue in a shop, as a man in his 20s just pretended he wasn’t there and went to the till. I made my thoughts known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty socks on the floor BY the washing basket but not IN it!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Pee on the toilet seat.

I got two boys and they can’t aim for toffee. It’s not fun when you’re busting for a wee and don’t notice the wet seat and slide off it just as you unclench!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty socks on the floor BY the washing basket but not IN it!

Last time my little sister stayed here she put her towels on top of the basket but not in it

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Today it was an elderly man being ignored in the queue in a shop, as a man in his 20s just pretended he wasn’t there and went to the till. I made my thoughts known! "

Bloody rude...moron!

For its folks eating while resting their elbows on the table.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeezing tubes in the middle!!!! Arghhhh!!!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Cockney dwarves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty socks on the floor BY the washing basket but not IN it!

Last time my little sister stayed here she put her towels on top of the basket but not in it

My little sister just leaves them on the bathroom floor in a heap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who don't refill the printer.

People who leave the milk out.

People who shout in hotels after midnight.

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

People that constantly talk about 'making memories' on social media.

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

SE London

- Two people (usually couples/pals) taking up the width of the pavement despite knowing others want to get past

- Commuters on train platforms trying to squeeze themselves to the front of the line (aka pushing in)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People that constantly talk about 'making memories' on social media."

To be fair I’ve only gotten pregnant for the ‘likes’ on Facebook

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Being told , not asked, what I want to do for Father's Day!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"People that constantly talk about 'making memories' on social media.

To be fair I’ve only gotten pregnant for the ‘likes’ on Facebook

You'll never forget baby's birthday as Facebook will tell you " this day last year you were on your back with your legs wide apart"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ring pulls on cat food tins that break off before the lid comes off and those plastic seals under milk carton lids that never pull off in one go.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Why no one has yet invented sugar and flour packaging that doesn't split

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Those round cornered cd cases which were popular for a brief time in 2007

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

People who are late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who let you down

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Butter in the jam!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Marmite in the butter!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Men who constantly call their two year old sons 'Mate' in strangely pitched voices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drivers who don't indicate

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By *cedbunsWoman
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *cedbunsWoman
over a year ago

Gravesend

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By *cedbunsWoman
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Drivers who don't indicate"

I’m with you on that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly open cupboard doors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 19:20:02]

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Curtailment on free speech.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Always waking up at 0500

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"[Door slammed by poster at 16/06/19 19:20:02]"

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"Curtailment on free speech. "

Agreed. If anything in this world is sacred, free speech is it.

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By *rivingmanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Breadcrumbs in the butter "
with you all the way on that one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you have a bag of munchies and the biscuit bit is soft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dubbed adverts ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Estellas back Door slammed by poster at 16/06/19 19:20:02]"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"[Estellas back Door slammed in the face of the poster at 16/06/19 19:20:02]"

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

Used teabags left on the side! Just so lazy! D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Estellas breasts slammed in the face of the poster mid orgasm at 16/06/19 19:20:02]"

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Drivers who stop at roundabouts when you can clearly see there’s nothing coming

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The words "life affirming " put my teeth on edge

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Clive Tyldesley constantly banging on at me to text £10 to Soccer Aid. ..just get on with commentating.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Those zip closing frozen vegetable bags. They either don't close or don't open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I used to record a song from the top 40 and the dj would talk before the end of the song...Grrrr!!!

These days it's my daughter not picking up after herself around the house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that call their pets fur babies!

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

A plug socket left switched on when there's no plug in it. Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving the last of someting..its not even bloody enough to do anything with,but yet it's been left. Example....butter left and it couldn't even butter a ritz cracker ffs

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

SE London

"Drivers who don't indicate

I’m with you on that one "

To add to this: Drivers who DO indicate but only AS they begin turning.

... that's not the point of an indicator FFS!

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

Nigel Farage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People breathing, properly makes my shit itch

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

My penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Litter bugs, especially the Macdonaldites

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

People who squeeze the middle of the toothpaste tube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People chewing loudly having a foodgasm in a restaurant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter in the jam!

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worse still jam in the butter!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who squeeze the middle of the toothpaste tube

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what are they doing in your bathroom these people?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dog and cat hairs on everything. Clean the place before meeting...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Clive Tyldesley constantly banging on at me to text £10 to Soccer Aid. ..just get on with commentating. "

It was that bad I switched over to the IoW festival instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Butter in the jam!

worse still jam in the butter!"

I always put both on bread and it tastes much the Same I've found

. Love butter and jam on freshly made warm bread.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The kids next door..and their bloody clumsy dog

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Clive Tyldesley constantly banging on at me to text £10 to Soccer Aid. ..just get on with commentating.

It was that bad I switched over to the IoW festival instead

And as for the half time interval what a load of cack that was... Rita Ora was shite

The actual game was pretty good once they got underway again...a shame about the result

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Open mouth, loud chewing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the rest of the washing gets trapped inside the duvet cover and you have to wrestle a big pile of wet laundry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tooth paste lid left off and dried blobs or smears stuck to the bowl. Thankfully no longer happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word "empowering"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont sweat the small stuff....

It's all small stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People telling you to not sweat the small stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Restaurants that don't understand the meaning of background music!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say PIN number

Or ATM machine lol

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

"Leaving the last of someting..its not even bloody enough to do anything with,but yet it's been left. Example....butter left and it couldn't even butter a ritz cracker ffs

Definitely this. We have someone in our house who puts the milk back in the fridge with about two teaspoons worth in it... Drives me mental! D

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"My penis."

Ditto, so needy

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

The public paying for yet another porn ban, to prevent under aged people viewing it, when £millions of our money has already been spent on over 18 filters for all mobile and landline internet connections in the UK. This is wrong and would be better spent in the NHS.

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

The fact that any money in the public purse goes anywhere rather than the NHS. Every penny raised in taxes should ONLY go to the NHS! And everyone should only be allowed to keep a maximum of £15k per year, the rest going to the government. Then and only then might we have a functional country. Sadly, even Corbyn won’t enact this when he becomes PM cos he’ll have a comfortable salary. He’s far too right-wing! And calls himself a communist! What a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who just stop in the middle of the walk way in a busy train station. Happens to me every rush hour at Waterloo station and it's always someone quite short so I nearly trip over them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who go on political rants and don't really have a clue what they are on about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The fact that any money in the public purse goes anywhere rather than the NHS. Every penny raised in taxes should ONLY go to the NHS! And everyone should only be allowed to keep a maximum of £15k per year, the rest going to the government. Then and only then might we have a functional country. Sadly, even Corbyn won’t enact this when he becomes PM cos he’ll have a comfortable salary. He’s far too right-wing! And calls himself a communist! What a joke! "

Jaysus, there'd be mass migration

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

Jaysus, there'd be mass migration

Did people migrate from the USSR or do they migrate from North Korea! No! No such problem! Simple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbles left in sinks or bowls from washing up grrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus, there'd be mass migration

Did people migrate from the USSR or do they migrate from North Korea! No! No such problem! Simple! "

It would never work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When the rest of the washing gets trapped inside the duvet cover and you have to wrestle a big pile of wet laundry. "

Had to do this earlier pissed me off no end I usually do the buttons up too this time I didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jaysus, there'd be mass migration

Did people migrate from the USSR or do they migrate from North Korea! No! No such problem! Simple! "

You don't think people would leave the UK if they could only earn a maximum of 15 grand per annum?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who hog middle lane on motorway. Yes ill under take you and yes ill give you dogs abuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online hugs. Or indeed events that can only take place in actuality but people insist on having an online tea party for example or share an online cake.

It just seems so pointless and stupid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online hugs. Or indeed events that can only take place in actuality but people insist on having an online tea party for example or share an online cake.

It just seems so pointless and stupid. "

Agreed let's sit here have a pint and discuss it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online hugs. Or indeed events that can only take place in actuality but people insist on having an online tea party for example or share an online cake.

It just seems so pointless and stupid.

Agreed let's sit here have a pint and discuss it lol"

Oh, my round. What you having?

Argggh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emojis and people who use lol in every message or text

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online hugs. Or indeed events that can only take place in actuality but people insist on having an online tea party for example or share an online cake.

It just seems so pointless and stupid.

Agreed let's sit here have a pint and discuss it lol

Oh, my round. What you having?

Argggh! "

Lol do you need some hugs lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dubbed adverts , "

Oh yes. I'll boycott the product purely on this basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biscuits crumbs in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee on the toilet seat.

I got two boys and they can’t aim for toffee. It’s not fun when you’re busting for a wee and don’t notice the wet seat and slide off it just as you unclench!

Swap the kids out for erect Jim, he goes sit down wee.

I had this for years and I don't miss it one bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liverpool fans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pee on the toilet seat.

I got two boys and they can’t aim for toffee. It’s not fun when you’re busting for a wee and don’t notice the wet seat and slide off it just as you unclench!

Boys should be taught to sit down and wee. So much more considerate to other users and better hygiene all round.

That would really make my piss boil if I sat on a toilet seat wet with someone elses wee

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Pee on the toilet seat.

I got two boys and they can’t aim for toffee. It’s not fun when you’re busting for a wee and don’t notice the wet seat and slide off it just as you unclench!

Tell them to sit and use the loo. That's closer to how we should be peeing. Problem solved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask to meet and offer money for doing so.

Shakes head. Just happened

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A splinter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crumbs on your bed sheets

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Internet buffering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh paper cuts. Hurts so much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What little things really really wind you up?"

Winds farms. I get that we need clean energy but I don't want to get cancer from wind farm noise

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Jammed zipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that moan on Facebook. Like just moan, never posting anything else but woe is me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This will offend some of you, and for that I’m eternally unsorry, but for me it’s...........

Cyclists.

When I’m driving, get off the road!!

When I’m walking my dogs (fur-babies

), get off the path!!

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

When someone uses the butter and digs at it

Drives me crazy

just spread it!

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys who don't turn up for a meet.

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Toast sweat on the bench. Use a fucking plate!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who don't turn up for a meet."
he was little then?

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By *oeofsussexMan
over a year ago

Eastbourne

The person at a party who cuts off for themselves the entire nose of the finest cheese! So rude!!! And deprives everyone else of a taste of the best bit in doing so!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Guys who don't turn up for a meet."

People that don’t look anything like their photos when they do actually turn up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This will offend some of you, and for that I’m eternally unsorry, but for me it’s...........

Cyclists.

When I’m driving, get off the road!!

When I’m walking my dogs (fur-babies

), get off the path!!"

^^ this re pavement cyclists, it drives me mad. It's against the law but where I live nothing is ever done about it.

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Breadcrumbs in the butter "

Butter in the jam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio stations that crackle

Slow daudling drivers

Standing on Lego blocks

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Unnecessary loudness of car engines.

Cars.

Unnecessary loudness of motorbikes

Motorbikes.

My Boss.

Other people .

Me.

The world.

Everything in it .

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

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People who insist on putting a particular TV programme on then talk all through it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who don't turn up for a meet.he was little then? "

No idea, he didnt turn up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate noise.

I've turned into one of those moany old women that shushes everyone

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hate noise.

I've turned into one of those moany old women that shushes everyone

"
Same here . But I've been a grumpy fucker

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I hate noise.

I've turned into one of those moany old women that shushes everyone

Same here . But I've been a grumpy fucker

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* always ffs *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today it was an elderly man being ignored in the queue in a shop, as a man in his 20s just pretended he wasn’t there and went to the till. I made my thoughts known! "

Always a soft spot for an old man?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers who don't indicate"

Pees me right off !##'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *oung At Heart 73Man
over a year ago

Near the seaside

People that judge you personally just because I have 2 shit pictures on my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drivers who don't indicate

I’m with you on that one

To add to this: Drivers who DO indicate but only AS they begin turning.

... that's not the point of an indicator FFS!

The clue's in the title? You're indicating an intention not confirming an action??? F.F.S!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attion drivers when its sunny do as you like I really dont mind waiting but if it is raining snowing or anything like that stop and let us pedestrians cross the road while you are sat in you car listing to tunes dry with the heating blasting. Oh that grinds my gears.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Attion drivers when its sunny do as you like I really dont mind waiting but if it is raining snowing or anything like that stop and let us pedestrians cross the road while you are sat in you car listing to tunes dry with the heating blasting. Oh that grinds my gears. "

Are you at a crossing?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

OP, I'm surprised no one has said that you're going to find out for yourself in a few months time

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over a year ago

"OP, I'm surprised no one has said that you're going to find out for yourself in a few months time

They know me better than that

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By *ltrMan
over a year ago

sheffield

knob heads parking across my drive when nipping to shops ffs use the shops car park ###

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Michael Gove.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"OP, I'm surprised no one has said that you're going to find out for yourself in a few months time

They know me better than that

The parental defense has kicked in already then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I'm surprised no one has said that you're going to find out for yourself in a few months time

They know me better than that

The parental defense has kicked in already then?

My child could irritate me in every way possible and I’d never sit online and say it’s annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breadcrumbs in the butter "

This is my biggest pet hate

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Tights that ladder when you scratch your leg absentmindedly. Now it looks like I've had a wild night but I haven't.

Tights off it'll have to be soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you get your cardigan caught on the door handle. This cardigan already has too many holes.

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

"Slightly open cupboard doors"

This along with draws being left slightly open

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tights that ladder when you scratch your leg absentmindedly. Now it looks like I've had a wild night but I haven't.

Tights off it'll have to be soon. "
Reading things like this and having to use my imagination. That's very annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breadcrumbs in the butter "

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Children

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breadcrumbs in the butter

Sorry

actually wound me up so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Realising that you've exhausted all of the inside out, back to front combinations that are possible when wearing your boxers, so you really must put on a new pair.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

My libido.

Err. Little things you said...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you're making a cup of tea and you splash milk and sugar all over the counter.

When you hit your toe on something.

When you stand in dog shit because some lazy knob couldn't be bothered to pick it up.

When you think you've washed all the conditioner out of your hair but there is still some leftover.

When you're comfortable in bed and need a wee.

When you're doing your makeup and accidentally miss a step in your routine!

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

Rinsing the dishes clean before putting them in the dishwasher.....

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When you're making a cup of tea and you splash milk and sugar all over the counter.

When you hit your toe on something.

When you stand in dog shit because some lazy knob couldn't be bothered to pick it up.

When you think you've washed all the conditioner out of your hair but there is still some leftover.

When you're comfortable in bed and need a wee.

When you're doing your makeup and accidentally miss a step in your routine!

I went out on Friday night and realised I hadn't put mascara on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went out on Friday night and realised I hadn't put mascara on

I've done that a few times too lmao. My eyes felt so naked!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I went out on Friday night and realised I hadn't put mascara on

I've done that a few times too lmao. My eyes felt so naked! "

I have naturally black lashes. It's too easy to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Michael Gove."

Aka Thrush

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

When your eyeliner is 90% perfect and the last bit smudges

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"When your eyeliner is 90% perfect and the last bit smudges "

Omg. Fucking up my eye makeup is The Worst.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"When your eyeliner is 90% perfect and the last bit smudges

Omg. Fucking up my eye makeup is The Worst. "

It's way more stressful than it has any right to be !

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Winged eyeliner scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That radio noise that no one is listening too, it's on just for the sake of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Careful that could be seen as a degree of sexist

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Breadcrumbs in the butter "
ground for divorce

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Breadcrumbs in the butter ground for divorce "

I was really hormonal that day and I literally sent him a text saying I’d be better off without him, all he does is fuck up, ruin my life etc

I’m awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women

Careful that could be seen as a degree of sexist

I know lol people tend to ignore me now rather than bite like a crocodile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Manners they cost nothing, you carnt lose them, they dont run out when you use them. It Bugs me when a thankyou is to painfull to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pushy people,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who eat with their mouth open

Vom!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

People who, when you’re telling them something, preempt what they think you are going to say and start finishing what you were saying for you and start going on about it. Even though, if they’d let you finish, you were going to say something completely different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who, when you’re telling them something, preempt what they think you are going to say and start finishing what you were saying for you and start going on about it. Even though, if they’d let you finish, you were going to say something completely different.

Sorry

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Sorry

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry

Not you, you plumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry

Not you, you plumber.

Ftfy

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Sorry

Not you, you plumber.

Ftfy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tights that ladder when you scratch your leg absentmindedly. Now it looks like I've had a wild night but I haven't.

Tights off it'll have to be soon. "

Stairway to heaven

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

When you answer an OP on a thread and four or five posts down, half an hour later someone posts the same thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you answer an OP on a thread and four or five posts down, half an hour later someone posts the same thing.

Want me to fight them behind the bike sheds?

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By *iss behaving2019Woman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

People who .. Errmmm have to ..... Errmm several times in conversations! It really ... Errmm annoys me!!

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By *r n Mrs NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

eccles

"Pee on the toilet seat.

I got two boys and they can’t aim for toffee. It’s not fun when you’re busting for a wee and don’t notice the wet seat and slide off it just as you unclench!

Hahahhaha this is the same in our house x

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By *r n Mrs NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

eccles

Coffee in my sugar pot arghhggh x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you make a point on a thread and some Numpty makes the same point a couple of post’s later.

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