FabSwingers.com forum: Police cells

By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

The person above has just woken up after a night in a police cell.

The question is what crime did they commit ?

The funniest reason wins a curly wurly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stole a curly wurly from Woolworths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made a reverse escape tunnel

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By *ewkesbury cowboyMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Streaked through an old people's home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They were doing the pizza dare mentioned in another (controversial) thread.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I was caught exposing myself with a pencil in whsmiths

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Whirling his cock around at the bingo shouting I'm a helicopter does anyone want a free ride

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I was caught exposing myself with a pencil in whsmiths

Causing a stampede in w h smiths

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I was caught exposing myself with a pencil in whsmiths

Causing a stampede in w h smiths "

It wasn't a pretty site

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I was caught exposing myself with a pencil in whsmiths

Causing a stampede in w h smiths "

Flashing a police officer

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By *layfullsam OP Man
over a year ago

Solihull

"I was caught exposing myself with a pencil in whsmiths

Causing a stampede in w h smiths

Flashing a police officer "

Wearing a loud shirt in a built up area

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Put a picture of his cock in Fab stating he was a ‘repeat and heavy cummer’

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Ordering a foot long from subway and only got 6 inch so kicked off

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 18:07:19]

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Put a picture of his cock in Fab stating he was a ‘repeat and heavy cummer’

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claimed he was bindi Baji an alien come to take over the world

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ordering a foot long from subway and only got 6 inch so kicked off

Stalking me in Subway

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering a foot long from subway and only got 6 inch so kicked off

Stalking me in Subway"

Fuck was that you

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Put a picture of his cock in Fab stating he was a ‘repeat and heavy cummer’

claimed he was bindi Baji an alien come to take over the world"

Wearing crocs!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"Ordering a foot long from subway and only got 6 inch so kicked off

Stalking me in Subway

Fuck was that you

Yes, and I only deal in ‘foot longs’

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Ordering a foot long from subway and only got 6 inch so kicked off

Stalking me in Subway

Fuck was that you

Yes, and I only deal in ‘foot longs’

Me too reason why I kicked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Likes tall men so I'm guessing it was for stealing hanging baskets.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up."

Ffs, have you seen the competition?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up.

Ffs, have you seen the competition?"

Yes. You’re epic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mooning the back window of the bus at an unmarked police car

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Cheating at chess.

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Caught give a bj outdoors

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

Stealing her bosses tie to use as a gag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up.

Ffs, have you seen the competition?

Yes. You’re epic. "

If in wasn't so shy I'd prove you wrong.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up.

Ffs, have you seen the competition?

Yes. You’re epic.

If in wasn't so shy I'd prove you wrong.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I’m smited. Or is that smitten?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s criminal he’s only got one pic up.

Ffs, have you seen the competition?

Yes. You’re epic.

If in wasn't so shy I'd prove you wrong.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. And I’m smited. Or is that smitten?

I like the sound of smited. It sounds like a porn category that most people wouldn't admit to clicking on.

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