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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...my lappy decided to Windows Update itself and micropoop totally fucked it up, so I did a system restore and I think I've managed to get rid of Bill Gates and his crappy lardy software altogether cos it said at the end of the restore that I've successfully restored my system to 01/01/1601, which puts Elizabeth I on the throne of England and I'm off to tell the daft bint to get her neckwear sorted cos she looks a right fashion victim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seriously doubt that actually happened...but u nearly got me!!!..(anyway lets go back i time and shag some suffragettes..they mighta had a different outlook after getting some good hard sex) shhhhh- lets make this a NON female post.I mean, NON BINT post.shhh

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


" shhhhh- lets make this a NON female post.I mean, NON BINT post.shhh"

Tough. Too late

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Far too late.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far too late."

quick hide...its them suffragettes...blimey...dont actually look that bad for being over a hundred!!!xxx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Far too late.

quick hide...its them suffragettes...blimey...dont actually look that bad for being over a hundred!!!xxx"

Suffragettes used to chain themselves to railings, I've a much better idea of what to do with a decent length of chain after reading how some blokes want to exclude bints from this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That Emily Pankhurst bint wouldv'e suffered a jet movement from me, the saucy cow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Far too late.

quick hide...its them suffragettes...blimey...dont actually look that bad for being over a hundred!!!xxx

Suffragettes used to chain themselves to railings, I've a much better idea of what to do with a decent length of chain after reading how some blokes want to exclude bints from this thread "

seriously Caz...chaining urself to the kitchen sink is stretching the joke a bit far...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That Emily Pankhurst bint wouldv'e suffered a jet movement from me, the saucy cow! "

they called her Emily Pants-burst at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ere we go, these birds cant keep their noses out of anything can they?

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Could'nt it have taken you back to Roman times?

Far more erotic and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ere we go, these birds cant keep their noses out of anything can they? "

aye, honeypots wanting her nose in my pants..ahh the Romanse

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Far too late.

quick hide...its them suffragettes...blimey...dont actually look that bad for being over a hundred!!!xxx

Suffragettes used to chain themselves to railings, I've a much better idea of what to do with a decent length of chain after reading how some blokes want to exclude bints from this thread

seriously Caz...chaining urself to the kitchen sink is stretching the joke a bit far..."

I'll stretch your bloody joke you cheeky sod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could do with a system restore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I could do with a system restore"

Id lend you my microsoft...

But you probably need more of a flash player...

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