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Oddest rumour you have heard....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

about yourself?

A few years ago I had been seeing a new boyfriend for around a year when I heard from a friend that a mum from the school had told her that he had been perfectly happily married with a small child prior to me stealing him away

The guy had never been married, nor had any children. I met him from here and we didn't even live in the same area, so it was unlikely she could have even known him.

What have you heard about yourself that isn't true?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a brainwashing bitch

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That I’m a brainwashing bitch

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Oh dear

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Nothing that isn't true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 14 I got called all sorts of names as someone had spread around I was pregnant. I suppose that will teach me for wearing dungarees and thinking I was cool!

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

That I'd had an affair with a lady and broke up her marriage, in a town I hadn't lived in for almost 5 years, whilst simultaneously when I was living in Cyprus. Clever that.

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By *ecadent_DevonMan
over a year ago

Okehampton

There are quite a few about me locally... None of them nice and all from a single source, I now just avoid people connected to that person.

Having said that, the best rumour I heard about myself was not from that source and it was that I had fucked the wife of someone from the village...

.. Which was totally untrue, I'd fucked the guy, she watched..

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

I once worked with a woman who made up such fantastic (in the true meaning of the word) lies about me that a disciplinary procedure was started against me. Of course since none of it was true the people she claimed to have been witnesses were shocked and horrified when interviewed.

She had asked me to help her with something, I'd showed her how to do it correctly and this had enraged her to the point that she felt able to accuse me of terrible racism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m a devil worshipper who mates with my pet goats.

Some fecking weirdos out there. No idea where they get this crap from.

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire


"That I’m a devil worshipper who mates with my pet goats.

Some fecking weirdos out there. No idea where they get this crap from. "

I was accused of that too, by myself, when them creepy religious folks came knocking at my door wanting to show me the light. They never came back

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london


"That I’m a devil worshipper who mates with my pet goats.

Some fecking weirdos out there. No idea where they get this crap from. "

Absolutely...everyone knows the tame ones aren't as good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a rumour that a local funeral director and I had had an affair, a lot of gossip was had about it. It wasn't us though, it was my husband and his wife xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some Arab is buying Newcastle United and turning them into the next Manchester City

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Having said that, the best rumour I heard about myself was not from that source and it was that I had fucked the wife of someone from the village...

.. Which was totally untrue, I'd fucked the guy, she watched.. "

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

That I was fucking my boss as I was promoted quickly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was a man.

I received a verification that I was a man on my last profile. Nice veri. Apparently I was good company and very sexy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 16/06/19 14:49:34]

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"That I was fucking my boss as I was promoted quickly "

So unfair, did you tell them you only sucked him off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two guys I worked with ( one a Walter Mitty and thea other a sex obsessed lerch ) spread rumours I was sleeping with almost every woman where we worked. I was married to my ex then and used to tell her every time a rumour reached me, foolishly thinking being upfront was the best policy. She always reassured me she didn't believe the rumours and I eventually avoided talking to all female collegues and even old friends. I grew up surrounded by women and always felt at ease and enjoyed talking with them, so in hindsight I became very isolated as I stopped socialising except in my ex's presence.

After we separated I was told by two people, that my ex and her sisters were saying I was having affairs all along. It's difficult to know what's the right thing to do when lies circulate about you ???....I still don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex husband told his family and our friends I had cheated on him and taken all his money leaving him destitute.

Yes I cheated, no I didn't take his money, he didn't work, refused to get a job and I supported him financially for 26 years.

Delusional man lol. X

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

That I'm a narcissist... said by ex husband who is a narcissist hahahaha!!

Av xx

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Two guys I worked with ( one a Walter Mitty and thea other a sex obsessed lerch ) spread rumours I was sleeping with almost every woman where we worked. I was married to my ex then and used to tell her every time a rumour reached me, foolishly thinking being upfront was the best policy. She always reassured me she didn't believe the rumours and I eventually avoided talking to all female collegues and even old friends. I grew up surrounded by women and always felt at ease and enjoyed talking with them, so in hindsight I became very isolated as I stopped socialising except in my ex's presence.

After we separated I was told by two people, that my ex and her sisters were saying I was having affairs all along. It's difficult to know what's the right thing to do when lies circulate about you ???....I still don't know "

The best thing to do is nothing. Natural justice will prevail

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I know for a fact - because a number of women message every hot young guy I meet to tell them so - that I’ll sleep with ‘anyone and everyone ‘ - and that if you display a veri from me then no self respecting single woman would meet you!

So be warned guys!!

(Seriously - they used to have me in tears as loads of guys declined to meet me again because of it - but I couldn’t give a flying f*ck these days!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Two guys I worked with ( one a Walter Mitty and thea other a sex obsessed lerch ) spread rumours I was sleeping with almost every woman where we worked. I was married to my ex then and used to tell her every time a rumour reached me, foolishly thinking being upfront was the best policy. She always reassured me she didn't believe the rumours and I eventually avoided talking to all female collegues and even old friends. I grew up surrounded by women and always felt at ease and enjoyed talking with them, so in hindsight I became very isolated as I stopped socialising except in my ex's presence.

After we separated I was told by two people, that my ex and her sisters were saying I was having affairs all along. It's difficult to know what's the right thing to do when lies circulate about you ???....I still don't know

The best thing to do is nothing. Natural justice will prevail"

That's the road I've taken. People who know me well, know the truth. I used to think in general that the truth eventually outs, but I've come to believe that's not always the case, so no point dwelling on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman came up to me in my local to say that she’s heard a rumour that I had a 10” cock. I told her that I knew of the rumour as I had started it!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

That I'm a complete stud who can go all night long and has the stamina of a marathon runner...

....oh wait I started that one myself, does it count?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read that leaving the EU would be quick and easy. The same people also claimed that the fuck wits of Westminster are more competent than the politicians in Europe. Amazing, eh?

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

I was called in to see the Commanding Officer as an accusation had been leveled at me by a work colleague, who was having an affair, that I had slept with another woman who worked in our office after a night out. At first I couldn't remember the night out but after telling my wife that night she checked her diary for the night in question.

Next morning I went and told the CO that it was true I had slept with somebody that night. His face fell in horror until I told him it was two other guys, we had slept in the office on camp beds and they would be happy to confirm the fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know for a fact - because a number of women message every hot young guy I meet to tell them so - that I’ll sleep with ‘anyone and everyone ‘ - and that if you display a veri from me then no self respecting single woman would meet you!

So be warned guys!!

(Seriously - they used to have me in tears as loads of guys declined to meet me again because of it - but I couldn’t give a flying f*ck these days!) "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m cold and uncaring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer the wait and prove ppl wrong with real life actions and then watch the said spanners either make up more reasons as to why their predictions on a situation they know nothing about haven't come true, or see them ignore me/us and go silent knowing we know what they said....

On here, especially in the forums there are plenty of muppets who'll say anything to protect their own status. So in my book fab status means next to nothing. All that alpha shit and who wants to rate my left arse cheek and it'll be in your box in five minutes... People can tell a good'un from an attention seeking bad'un even if they pretend not to for a little online peace....

Still happier than ever, and laughing harder at that shit, innit

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only know of one rumour about me, started by my so called best friend out of jealousy, and it destroyed my relationship with my first love. Unconsciously it impacted every relationship subsequently too.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Prefer the wait and prove ppl wrong with real life actions and then watch the said spanners either make up more reasons as to why their predictions on a situation they know nothing about haven't come true, or see them ignore me/us and go silent knowing we know what they said....

On here, especially in the forums there are plenty of muppets who'll say anything to protect their own status. So in my book fab status means next to nothing. All that alpha shit and who wants to rate my left arse cheek and it'll be in your box in five minutes... People can tell a good'un from an attention seeking bad'un even if they pretend not to for a little online peace....

Still happier than ever, and laughing harder at that shit, innit

Steve x"

Well you still owe me coffee - innit?

(Happy to meet Saff again too though - loved meeting her at the Mcr social!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prefer the wait and prove ppl wrong with real life actions and then watch the said spanners either make up more reasons as to why their predictions on a situation they know nothing about haven't come true, or see them ignore me/us and go silent knowing we know what they said....

On here, especially in the forums there are plenty of muppets who'll say anything to protect their own status. So in my book fab status means next to nothing. All that alpha shit and who wants to rate my left arse cheek and it'll be in your box in five minutes... People can tell a good'un from an attention seeking bad'un even if they pretend not to for a little online peace....

Still happier than ever, and laughing harder at that shit, innit

Steve x

Well you still owe me coffee - innit?

(Happy to meet Saff again too though - loved meeting her at the Mcr social!) "

Of course

Steve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Tottenham will win the league

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown


"That I’m a brainwashing bitch

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Floro1 is NOT a brainwashing bitch Floro1 is NOT a brainwashing bitch Floro1 is NOT a brainwashing bitch

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