FabSwingers.com forum: Your favourite smells?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Certain Sun tan lotions

Freesias

Marker pens

Fresh bread

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Bacon when I'm camping

Cut grass (if I've taken my hayfever tablets)

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Chanel No 5

Wood shavings

Mr N

Coffee

Roses the flower and the chocs

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Agree with the cut grass comment.

The smell of woman fresh out a shower or gym workout.

Pipe tobacco....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Callery pear

Honeysuckle

D&G the one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses and lavender

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

Weed, whatever fruity concoction my hair product smells of and bakeries.

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Patchouli

Cooking Bacon

Fresh bread

Vanilla candles

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

My grandkids, I sniff their heads whenever I see them....it's a maternal thing I think...

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By *itboyslim2Man
over a year ago

stevenage

"Bacon when I'm camping

Cut grass (if I've taken my hayfever tablets)

All good but include the after rain smell on a hot day

And a fresh moist pussy just before you have a taste x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's an unmistakable aroma after it has rained on a sizzling hot day.

Speaking of sizzling, as mentioned by others, bacon frying has to be one too

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"There's an unmistakable aroma after it has rained on a sizzling hot day."

Yes! I forget about it untill I can smell it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly laundered bedding for a bedgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon frying

Baking bread

Garlic frying

Some perfumes

The sea

The scent of a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon frying

Baking bread

Garlic frying

Some perfumes

The sea

The scent of a woman

Haven't seen that film in ages!

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Fish and chips loaded with salt and vinegar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lavender mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh bread mmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to agree there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

new tarmac

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Lavender mmmmmm"

good one. reminds me of my nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wetsuits! Yes I'm weird like that! Lol

Also cut grass. Bacon, and the sea, love the sea hence the wetsuit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bacon frying

Baking bread

Garlic frying

Some perfumes

The sea

The scent of a woman

Haven't seen that film in ages! "

Al Pacino was fantastic in it. Great film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wood Burning

The sea air

Scent of a lovely woman dressed to go out wearing her favourite perfume and feeling and looking sexy

Nail varnish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee

Petrol

Toast

Fresh cut grass

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

Vanilla essential oil,

Freshly baked bread,

Freshly mown hay,

Summer rainshowers,

The seashore.

Cordite.

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By *uryWhipMan
over a year ago

Harringay

"Gonna be controversial here and say cannabis skunk.... i dont smoke it or cigs for that matter but love the smell, strange or what

Its one of my top smells. Its what London suburbs now constantly smell like.

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Petrichor - that smell when it rains after a lot of hot weather.

Also, that smell of ozone in the air just before a thunderstorm - the “5 minute warning” smell!

.....and bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would it be wrong of me to say plimsolls either new or worn ones!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Bacon frying

Baking bread

Garlic frying

Some perfumes

The sea

The scent of a woman

Haven't seen that film in ages!

Al Pacino was fantastic in it. Great film

Wooohah

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

There used to be the smell of Spain as the doors open on a holiday jet before you take the steps down to the shuttle bus service to the main airport buildings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of soap on Fuzz's whiskers

The smell of me on Fuzz's whiskers

Silicone spray

Garages

Humid woodland and the sound and smell of the seaside (not to be confused with Seeside lol)

Peach x

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I love the smell of my own farts.

Can’t beat your own brand

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Bacon

Fresh cut grass

Dirty knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Certain Sun tan lotions

Freesias

Marker pens

Fresh bread

I remember shopping for perfume but not the make or fragrance alas having lost my sense of smell long ago I never got to enjoy it?

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Coco chanel

Summer rain

There is a mans shower gel, do not know which one it is, but every so often I catch a whiff of it in a crowd and makes my knees go weak!

Coffee brewing

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Bacon cooking on an outdoor grill

Freesias

Honeysuckle

Black powder smoke from shotgun

Certain old external gloss paint. Every now & then the smell his me & takes me back to my childhood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly baked cakes.

The best smell ever.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Imperial Leather soap

Steam trains

Butter sizzling in a frying pan (reminds me of making pancakes as a kid)

Sandalwood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

petrichor

vanilla

coffee

petrol

freshly cut grass in the summer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two stoke engines running

Fresh cut grass

Vanilla custard

Strawberry blancmange

Rhubarb pie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrichor

Linseed Oil on a cricket bat

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By *ondonFreakMan
over a year ago

London

Freshly baked bread

A 1980`s Lancia interior

A woman sweaty bumhole during a 69

Petrol

Desperation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Germaline

Root beer

Freesias

Hot water bottles ( weird one I know)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Coffees always good

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

Coffee and freshly baked chocolate chip cookies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh cut grass

The sea/beach

A peat fire burning in an open grate

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

London

Tarmac

Gorse bushes

My own farts

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

Leather/library books

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By *ave 42Man
over a year ago

pontefract

Fresh cut lawn

Fresh baked bread

Tom Ford black orchid on a sexy lady

Fresh coffee

Petrol

The sea

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent

White musk....gets me every time. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like the smell of a man straight out of a shower. Without perfumes or deodorants...

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Freshly baked bread

Cut grass

Fresh linen

Roast chicken

Strawberries

Perfume made from a tobacco plant flower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The after smell of pussy that gushed all over me a few hours earlier. Helps the memories come flooding back and getting myself all worked up again

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Bumholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously for me hands down it has to be my wife's pussy. The musky, sweet aroma is simply heavenly for me.

Just smelling and tasting her scent can make me cum without even touching myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife’s worn sheer to waist black tights that she has worn all day

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By *sianMancMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Petrol not exhaust fumes but petrol probably

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walkers salt & vinegar crisps

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

Petrol, ethyl ethanoate and garlic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tom Ford black orchid perfume

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

I find that people like the smell of chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freesias, chamomile, and Marmite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly mown grass and fence stain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh tar

Creosote

And various perfumes

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Peat fire burning nostalgia from Ireland

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Fear

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By *ungmagic10Man
over a year ago

Northampton

Hmmm fried food, bakeries, babies herb etc

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Chloroform in a cloth....I mean fresh sea air....bollox....delete delete delete

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By *_RiderMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Certain Sun tan lotions

Freesias

Marker pens

Fresh bread

Marker pens for sure...

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Minge

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

Coffee and sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman’s Perfume...... especially after a hard day in work, then a gorgeous walks by smelling divine......... grrrrrrrr

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

G3orgie’s neck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"G3orgie’s neck

Eau de plumb

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"G3orgie’s neck

Eau de plumb

Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the smell of napalm in the morning.....

No wait I mean freshly ground coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fwb's hair, freshly washed.

Tar

Creosote

BBQ

Towels on the washing line in the sun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tom Ford black orchid perfume"
I looove this,its so nice!!! More a Jo Malone girl myself but its a close contender.

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Assholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fresh bedding

Rain

Aftershave

Homemade cake baking

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By *bcums3Couple
over a year ago

lanarkshire

Creosote (fence paint smell)

Rain and October lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pine tree forest

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By *nnocentimesMan
over a year ago

over there by that tree

Aviation fuel - Just love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tarmac

The interiors of vintage cars

Smoke from house chimneys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly cut grass

Freshly baked bread

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Bumhole

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Farts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A baby's head (proud uncle!)

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

A lynxed up armpit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Petrol...fresh cut grass....rain

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Mum’s Sunday roast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate roast

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I hate roast "

Won’t be inviting you to meet my mum then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it really

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?"

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??"

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy "

Fine with me...i like gravy

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By *arbellsWoman
over a year ago

Cambridge

YSL Black Opium

Petrol

Fresh rain smell

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

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By *rSuave88Man
over a year ago

Mirfield

Petrol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you"

As long as its next to you

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?"

Just that

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

My favourite part of working with coffee is opening up a fresh bag of beans, grinding them just right. The smell alone is incredible. Just a matter of moments until I extract my shot for you, a hot, thick crema sitting on top. I'll need to purge my steam wand before I dip it to get a good froth going - a tight, fine, silky foam coating the sides of the jug. Combine the two, there's a hot, creamy mouthful to wake you up.

This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters. "

Only if i can eat it off u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roses and lavender

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses "

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all "

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now"

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rain after a hot spell

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing "

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it’s called petrichor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Palma violets, a proper, old fashioned rose, citrus fruit, books and wintergreen.... Oh... And the smell of a roast dinner cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up"

And then what

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Fish and chips loaded with salt and vinegar

Oh yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!"

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"My favourite part of working with coffee is opening up a fresh bag of beans, grinding them just right. The smell alone is incredible. Just a matter of moments until I extract my shot for you, a hot, thick crema sitting on top. I'll need to purge my steam wand before I dip it to get a good froth going - a tight, fine, silky foam coating the sides of the jug. Combine the two, there's a hot, creamy mouthful to wake you up.

This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo."

Sounds damn sexy

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal"

I’ll make sure it’s extra special

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

I’ll make sure it’s extra special "

Ohhhh im liking the sound of this

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

I’ll make sure it’s extra special

Ohhhh im liking the sound of this

I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

I’ll make sure it’s extra special

Ohhhh im liking the sound of this

I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!"

Lets let others talk then...private message?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Castrol R

Almonds

Honeysuckle

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

I’ll make sure it’s extra special

Ohhhh im liking the sound of this

I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!

Lets let others talk then...private message?

Sorry guys...as you were...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love it really

Sunday at 1:30 then?

1:00 is better, a drink to calm the nerves first ??

Sure, but she may make you stir the gravy

Fine with me...i like gravy

I’ll make sure a place is set for you

As long as its next to you

Sure, cheeky game of footsie?

Just that

Sunday is just getting better. Hope you like trifle for afters.

Only if i can eat it off u

We’ll grab a doggy bag and make our excuses

Can we just make excuses not to go at all

Ahh but mum’s Yorkshire puddings cannot be missed. I’m feeling a conflict of interest now

Im happy to stay for Yorkshire's...they are amazing

I promise we’ll leave once the gravy has been mopped up

And then what

Dessert time!

Dessert is my fave part of a meal

I’ll make sure it’s extra special

Ohhhh im liking the sound of this

I feel we’ve taken over the thread, never thought I could do so discussing Sunday dinner at my mum’s!

Lets let others talk then...private message?

Sorry guys...as you were..."

Bye all

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By *xmfrvnMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

This is what goes through every single barista's head when they make your coffee. It's a rich subject for innuendo.

Sounds damn sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly laid tarmac and cut grass both lush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee.

Cut grass.

Shoe polish.

WD40

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tar Mac

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By *m389Man
over a year ago

Bromley

Petrol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Gucci

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly baked bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think it’s been said before but tarmac just after it’s rained. Reminds me of being a kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mint the plant, honeysuckle and a sexy woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint the plant, honeysuckle and a sexy woman

Seconded - vagina

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Shampoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sex"
what's that smell off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexwhat's that smell off?"
callera pine

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine"

For you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine

For you?"
it's the smell of semen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bacon during cooking, freshly cut timber and diesel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Viscose

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine

For you?it's the smell of semen

You like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine

For you?it's the smell of semen

You like that

"
My own yes but callera pine is the bush/shrub that smells of semen

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Sexwhat's that smell off?callera pine

For you?it's the smell of semen

You like that

My own yes but callera pine is the bush/shrub that smells of semen

"
delicious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spray paint

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Spray paint"
-headache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Paracetamol "
Wrong game love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Paracetamol Wrong game love"
confusing

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Paracetamol Wrong game loveconfusing"
is not a smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Odour

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Odour "
your balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find that people like the smell of chloroform

Ah the days of getting meets before Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 02/08/19 03:56:19]"
I said spray paint gives me a headache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banana

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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"Lol "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sage and onion stuffing fresh out the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Freshly cooked pizza

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mint"
I said that earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aftershave omg

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"MintI said that earlier "
so

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

Mangoes

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By *elnkazCouple
over a year ago

cheshire

Freshly cut grass in the rain. K

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

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Chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The smell of Tight ass whilst tongue deep in gash!!

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