FabSwingers.com forum: ErectJim and his love for Mary Berry

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Herein lies Jim’s shrine to Mary. Sweet Mary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herein lies Jim’s shrine to Mary. Sweet Mary. "

Who

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He wants to bury himself in her hairy Mary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it coz he like her soggy bottom?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"He wants to bury himself in her hairy Mary "

And nuzzle in her soggy bottom.

Jim!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Is it coz he like her soggy bottom?

It so is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He’s quite contrary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He wants to bury himself in her hairy Mary

And nuzzle in her soggy bottom.

Jim!

He is such a pervo!

Jethro and Mary baking in the oven

Jimbo said "Mary, I only want some lovin"

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over a year ago

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Do you run your fingers through her lady of a certain age coiffed hairdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder if my minge will be sorting a comb over when I'm her age

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I wonder if my minge will be sorting a comb over when I'm her age "

How’d you know which hair I was referring to? Pervert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wonder if my minge will be sorting a comb over when I'm her age

How’d you know which hair I was referring to? Pervert!"

*sigh*

Something else I cannot deny

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I wonder if my minge will be sorting a comb over when I'm her age

How’d you know which hair I was referring to? Pervert!

*sigh*

Something else I cannot deny "

At least Jim is no longer in denial either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you run your fingers through her lady of a certain age coiffed hairdo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never even see a Mary Berry show!

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Do you run your fingers through her lady of a certain age coiffed hairdo?

Do you play guess the shade of pastel she’ll be wearing for her twinset cardi:pullover combo?

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've never even see a Mary Berry show!"

Not what she said. What she told me about what she did to and for you made my face do this:

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've never even see a Mary Berry show!

Not what she said. What she told me about what she did to and for you made my face do this:

Jeepers creepers.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I've never even see a Mary Berry show!

Not what she said. What she told me about what she did to and for you made my face do this:

Jeepers creepers. "

Apparently so.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good name for my solo project, ErectJim and His Love For Mary Berry.

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By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Good name for my solo project, ErectJim and His Love For Mary Berry."

Your tricky second album could be:

Having His Cake and Eating It Too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good name for my solo project, ErectJim and His Love For Mary Berry.

Your tricky second album could be:

Having His Cake and Eating It Too"

Haha.

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