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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thought I'd do a new wicked trendy sick title. Get some younger hipper types in, this'll definitely work.

Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Working? Being a hen? Quitting? Just watched Killing Eve? Pervin'? Lurking?

Whatever the flip you're doing, share it here. Chat with other pervy night owls, talk about anything you want. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very welcome here. Very, very welcome, and not just on Saturdays. Don't be shy, give us a try. Let's get ready to nocturnal. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm allowing myself to get wound up by the usual thread nonsense, but being first to post here has made me happy.

How're you, erect one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Pat. Concise wins the prize. You're tonight's first poster, congratulations! Firstface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm allowing myself to get wound up by the usual thread nonsense, but being first to post here has made me happy.

How're you, erect one?"

You don't want to that. But you do want to come first.

I'm good, I'm chilled, and ready to nocturnal.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Go away Pat! You're *too* cool to be first poster.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Evening Jim. How's you tonight

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo!"

Yo yo yo, bum-rush the nocturnal show. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, KinkyBird.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go away Pat! You're *too* cool to be first poster.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go away Pat! You're *too* cool to be first poster.

Sarcasm totally suits you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

M8, you so hip it hurtz.

Let’s krump!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others! "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Check me out, I used a full stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA

Oasis - Don't Go Away - YouTube

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Go away Pat! You're *too* cool to be first poster.

Sarcasm totally suits you

I know. One of my many finer traits.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Gooooood evening Jim... Hows you this fine rainy evening... I'm having a quick perv

then going to sleep.. I'm tired tonight... Have a super night.. Mwah xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"M8, you so hip it hurtz.

Let’s krump!"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Estella. *Goes to search engine what krump means* Excuse me while I krump it. Yes, okay there's no search engine called krumpit. It kinda works, sort of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Check me out, I used a full stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA

Oasis - Don't Go Away - YouTube

"
Tune!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Check me out, I used a full stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA

Oasis - Don't Go Away - YouTube

Yo Jimbo!

To help you get in a proper hip and trendy and young mood have some with the times music. You're welcome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=huaE85-V8u4

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gooooood evening Jim... Hows you this fine rainy evening... I'm having a quick perv

then going to sleep.. I'm tired tonight... Have a super night.. Mwah xxxx"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I am good, thank you. I'm pleased to see you're body clock has adjusted quickly. x

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Good evening x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Check me out, I used a full stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA

Oasis - Don't Go Away - YouTube

Tune!

I do like that one. One of the best from Be Here Now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You don't actually have to go away. Hello Jim, Pat and others!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Check me out, I used a full stop.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oOQByQtqRqA

Oasis - Don't Go Away - YouTube

Yo Jimbo!

To help you get in a proper hip and trendy and young mood have some with the times music. You're welcome.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=huaE85-V8u4

The young-uns don't like Oasis?! Thanks for the link, I'll check it out later.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?"

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening x "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, RJ. How are you today? x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night."

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Alreeeet Jim, I'm just looking through a plethora of takeaway menus, think I'll probably plump for a Chinese though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm just looking through a plethora of takeaway menus, think I'll probably plump for a Chinese though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You love a Chinese. How was day trip?

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

Yo Whats up Jim...Its all quiet in my hood tonight Bro.....

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?"

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm just looking through a plethora of takeaway menus, think I'll probably plump for a Chinese though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You love a Chinese. How was day trip?"

We didn't actually go as he had a change of plan, but it's back on for tomorrow though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo Whats up Jim...Its all quiet in my hood tonight Bro.....

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash, my bread bin. That's good good news.

Respect.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Evening

Just back from the pub

Feeling rather sleepy but rather sexy too

Jo x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alreeeet Jim, I'm just looking through a plethora of takeaway menus, think I'll probably plump for a Chinese though

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ace. You love a Chinese. How was day trip?

We didn't actually go as he had a change of plan, but it's back on for tomorrow though

Sunday fun day! Smileyface

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening

Just back from the pub

Feeling rather sleepy but rather sexy too

Jo x"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sexy Jo. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Voddy. You're not wrong.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Evening Jim! Evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good evening! Chilling with wine and netfilx here... Have a good one everyone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim! Evening all

Gooood eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Smileyface

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good evening! Chilling with wine and netfilx here... Have a good one everyone!

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nerdy. Welcome to this nocturnal nonsense. What you watching? Smileyface

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike."

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night"

Exactly M'dear, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

Five quid, maybe I could become a stripper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night

Exactly M'dear, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

Like going to Buxton.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

Five quid, maybe I could become a stripper."

Do you have a ten inch todger

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Yo bro,howzit hangin blud?

We been mixing it bad,Crucial Clare and the TelTrannie Crew,innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

Five quid, maybe I could become a stripper.

Do you have a ten inch todger

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yo bro,howzit hangin blud?

We been mixing it bad,Crucial Clare and the TelTrannie Crew,innit"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Clare. *Fist bumps*

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Evening Jim, sorry I'm not young and hipper, more like old and hippier

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

Five quid, maybe I could become a stripper.

Do you have a ten inch todger

Nah."

You can strip for me any day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim, sorry I'm not young and hipper, more like old and hippier

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's okay, I don't mind that you're old and hippy dippy. Smileyface

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night

Exactly M'dear, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

Like going to Buxton."

Back of the net

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening Jim. How's you tonight

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. I'm rather well and mellow, Wellow. How are you?

Suffering from last night. Snuggled up on sofa watching deadpool

You're still suffering, you must have had a big Friday night.

It was a good one. Went to see 2 male strippers. Laughed a lot and d*unk too much

You bloody pervert! Did they helicopter their willies?

The drag act that was in before them was brill. One couldn't dance and when he went to rip his trousers on they got struck. I laughed that much I was snorting

Haha, not very Magic Mike.

Definately not. It was only 5 pound so well worth the money

Five quid, maybe I could become a stripper.

Do you have a ten inch todger

Nah.

You can strip for me any day

You sauce pot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evening dapperjim at work looked at the ironing and thought sod it tonight will still be here tomorrow night

Exactly M'dear, why do today what you can put off until tomorrow

Like going to Buxton.

Back of the net

Haha.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Evening Jim, sorry I'm not young and hipper, more like old and hippier

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. It's okay, I don't mind that you're old and hippy dippy. Smileyface"

Oh thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late, did I miss it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good moooooooooorning Erect

I hope she'll say,

Hey me and you should hit the hay

I asked her out, she said, no way

I should of probably guessed their gay

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey Sambo No 5

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Sambo No 5"

How’s Lacey your shoes up now or you’ll trip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I too late, did I miss it? "

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. It didn't really get started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good moooooooooorning Erect

I hope she'll say,

Hey me and you should hit the hay

I asked her out, she said, no way

I should of probably guessed their gay"

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sambo No 5. Must have been gay.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do."

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song. "

Get the fuck outta here, Jim's name this evening was gonna be ...

Jim-jimminy-Jim-jimmeny-Jim-Jim-Jiree but I couldn't be arsed to type it!

Bert was his name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do."

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peach. Fuck yeah, you'll survive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Sambo No 5

How’s Lacey your shoes up now or you’ll trip?"

Hey Estrella darling

Lacey my shoes is great thank you, sleeping like a babe.

I like your new booby pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)"

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Get the fuck outta here, Jim's name this evening was gonna be ...

Jim-jimminy-Jim-jimmeny-Jim-Jim-Jiree but I couldn't be arsed to type it!

Bert was his name

Bwahahaha not *his* name! The name of the song!! Is it literally chim chiminee?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it "

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Get the fuck outta here, Jim's name this evening was gonna be ...

Jim-jimminy-Jim-jimmeny-Jim-Jim-Jiree but I couldn't be arsed to type it!

Bert was his name

Bwahahaha not *his* name! The name of the song!! Is it literally chim chiminee?"

Yep that's the song, but they just say

"A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Sambo No 5

How’s Lacey your shoes up now or you’ll trip?

Hey Estrella darling

Lacey my shoes is great thank you, sleeping like a babe.

I like your new booby pictures

Lager lager lager lager

I’m so trainspotting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song. "

Thanks Mary!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Get the fuck outta here, Jim's name this evening was gonna be ...

Jim-jimminy-Jim-jimmeny-Jim-Jim-Jiree but I couldn't be arsed to type it!

Bert was his name

Bwahahaha not *his* name! The name of the song!! Is it literally chim chiminee?

Yep that's the song, but they just say

"A sweep is as lucky, as lucky can be""

That’s the line!!

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over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid."

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Thanks Mary!"

I can imagine you banging Mary Berry and making soggy bottom jokes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it "

You really were busy.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats"

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

You really were busy."

My thumb-toe on my right foot is throbbing like a motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt."

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Thanks Mary!

I can imagine you banging Mary Berry and making soggy bottom jokes.

Dude, gross.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good moooooooooorning Erect

I hope she'll say,

Hey me and you should hit the hay

I asked her out, she said, no way

I should of probably guessed their gay

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sambo No 5. Must have been gay."

Girls, that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time, I want girls

With new wave hairdos, I want girls

I ought to whip out my,

Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Thanks Mary!

I can imagine you banging Mary Berry and making soggy bottom jokes.

Dude, gross."

You know you want her claw hand caressing your member

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS "

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Thanks Mary!

I can imagine you banging Mary Berry and making soggy bottom jokes.

Dude, gross."

You shouldn’t talk about women you’ve sexed that way.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jim Jim jireee a noc thread is as lovely as you want it to beeeee!

Sung in the tune of Mary poppins tunes. Can’t remember the name of the sweep’s song.

Thanks Mary!

I can imagine you banging Mary Berry and making soggy bottom jokes.

Dude, gross.

You know you want her claw hand caressing your member "

Harpy talons, ooooh your fav Jim!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY "

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Good moooooooooorning Erect

I hope she'll say,

Hey me and you should hit the hay

I asked her out, she said, no way

I should of probably guessed their gay

Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Sambo No 5. Must have been gay.

Girls, that's all I really want is girls

Two at a time, I want girls

With new wave hairdos, I want girls

I ought to whip out my,

Girls, girls, girls, girls, girls

Sam’s transitioning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't want Mary Berry.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh "

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't want Mary Berry."

You so DO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?"

I already have a Butthead

I am the great cornholio, need pee pee for my butthole

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't want Mary Berry.

You so DO"

I made you your own thread. You pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want Mary Berry.

You so DO"

He so does, I saw it in his dying wishes will

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

I already have a Butthead

I am the great cornholio, need pee pee for my butthole "

Can we play with Sambo No 5’s cockerel?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't want Mary Berry.

You so DO

He so does, I saw it in his dying wishes will"

He even has a thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

I already have a Butthead

I am the great cornholio, need pee pee for my butthole

Can we play with Sambo No 5’s cockerel?"

See no real reason why not

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

I already have a Butthead

I am the great cornholio, need pee pee for my butthole

Can we play with Sambo No 5’s cockerel?

See no real reason why not "

And beany munch Lacey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

I already have a Butthead

I am the great cornholio, need pee pee for my butthole

Can we play with Sambo No 5’s cockerel?

See no real reason why not

And beany munch Lacey?"

Nom nom nom

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

*runs naked through thread*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?"

How many have you got?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Jenjamin

Work was evil.

Tomorrow is gonna be eviller.

I survived tho, as I always do.

Pdawg - how’s the scrotum?

(I’m a bit sleep deprived giddy!)

The scrote is a tad sweaty I canny deny it

Hairy and sweaty over here. And busting with seminal fluid.

Ooooooo, save some fluid for your morning brew. Chunky floats

I’m now hallucinating pineapple yoghurt.

Spongebob squarepants, spongebob squarepants, spongebob SQUAREPANTS

MUTLEY and DASTARDLY

HE-he-he-he-he

Mutley should so cough up a loogie with that laughie-coughie-laugh

Wanna see my BEAVIS?

How many have you got?"

Dam(n)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, it's half cunting 1, I've only been home from work an hour but I gotta be back there again in the morning so I really should wish you all goodnight and try to get some sleep.

I fear I may fail miserably. My thumb-toe is still throbbing and I'm not sleepy at all. I'll put something mind-numbingly boring on the telly box

Sweet dreams all

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Right, it's half cunting 1, I've only been home from work an hour but I gotta be back there again in the morning so I really should wish you all goodnight and try to get some sleep.

I fear I may fail miserably. My thumb-toe is still throbbing and I'm not sleepy at all. I'll put something mind-numbingly boring on the telly box

Sweet dreams all "

Good night WILY COYOTE

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right, it's half cunting 1, I've only been home from work an hour but I gotta be back there again in the morning so I really should wish you all goodnight and try to get some sleep.

I fear I may fail miserably. My thumb-toe is still throbbing and I'm not sleepy at all. I'll put something mind-numbingly boring on the telly box

Sweet dreams all "

Na night. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

So....Jim...hi

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So....Jim...hi

*waves*"

*Waves* You're so awake. I switched off about an hour ago.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Fine, I’m going to bed then

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"So....Jim...hi

*waves*

*Waves* You're so awake. I switched off about an hour ago."

Ooooft just in time!!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m actually sleepy, I’m just a genius even when impaired.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine, I’m going to bed then

The slower I get, the faster you become.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So....Jim...hi

*waves*

*Waves* You're so awake. I switched off about an hour ago.

Ooooft just in time!!"

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Fine, I’m going to bed then

The slower I get, the faster you become."

Yin and yang

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m actually sleepy, I’m just a genius even when impaired. "

Show off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fine, I’m going to bed then

The slower I get, the faster you become.

Yin and yang

*Nods*

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m actually sleepy, I’m just a genius even when impaired.

Show off."

Deny it!! Deny it!!

Denier.

15.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider."

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

Jim are you taking the piss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

Jim are you taking the piss?"

Haha. No, but I'll probably need a sit down wee before too long.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

Jim are you taking the piss?

Haha. No, but I'll probably need a sit down wee before too long."

I need a lie down sleep.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

That's a terrible thing to say about Bulmers.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

That's a terrible thing to say about Bulmers."

Oh my god. I didn’t know you had a ... *whispers* ... condition!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss? "

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

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over a year ago

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

I'm always too late to the party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

Jim are you taking the piss?

Haha. No, but I'll probably need a sit down wee before too long.

I need a lie down sleep.

Best way to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!"

Well she's a fine woman.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

I'm always too late to the party!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

Na night. Thanks for making me work. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

Na night. Thanks for making me work. x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

Na night. Thanks for making me work. x

Sleep well. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s my bedtime.

NA night. X

Na night. Thanks for making me work. x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine."

Do you stick your nose in, then swill her around in your mouth and then spit?

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over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine."

Exactly! And she does well good cake

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

That's a terrible thing to say about Bulmers.

Oh my god. I didn’t know you had a ... *whispers* ... condition! "

*Nods* Middle aged man's bladder.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

That's a terrible thing to say about Bulmers.

Oh my god. I didn’t know you had a ... *whispers* ... condition!

*Nods* Middle aged man's bladder.

The Bulmers. A sad case of the Bulmers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not."

You should know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm going to get a myself a bottle of cider that isn't actually cider.

It’s a urine sample isn’t it?

That's a terrible thing to say about Bulmers.

Oh my god. I didn’t know you had a ... *whispers* ... condition!

*Nods* Middle aged man's bladder.

The Bulmers. A sad case of the Bulmers."

True story!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not."

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You should know. "

I do know, I was just hamming it up.

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over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You should know.

I do know, I was just hamming it up."

You’re hamazing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim. "

That's what Mary says to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me."

What a woman!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me."

You’re so alpha, Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim"

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me."

You let Mary peg you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me."

Can't peg you or lable you, which is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

You let Mary peg you. "

Yes, that's what I was implying.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

You let Mary peg you.

Yes, that's what I was implying."

Oooooh hark at you being all putting me straight!

Stop hetero-ing me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

Can't peg you or lable you, which is it? "

I don't speak French.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

You let Mary peg you.

Yes, that's what I was implying.

Oooooh hark at you being all putting me straight!

Stop hetero-ing me. "

I'm enjoying this!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

You let Mary peg you.

Yes, that's what I was implying.

Oooooh hark at you being all putting me straight!

Stop hetero-ing me. "

Hahahaha.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

And only 15 posts to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And only 15 posts to go!"

14!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Less

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over a year ago

London

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over a year ago

London

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey Lorna, it’s kicking off now - come and join!

Oh what did I miss?

Bugger all.

But Jim did confess to fancying Mary Berry!

Well she's a fine woman.

She ages like a fine wine.

Exactly! And she does well good cake

I'm not sure if that's a euphemism or not.

You take it as you see fit sir Jim.

That's what Mary says to me.

You’re so alpha, Jim

Hahahaha. But seriously, you can't peg a label on me.

You let Mary peg you.

Yes, that's what I was implying.

Oooooh hark at you being all putting me straight!

Stop hetero-ing me.

I'm enjoying this! "

I said that to Mary as well.

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over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

He did that to Mary aswell

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Now I wanna change my name to Mary Berry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He did that to Mary aswell"

She's a lucky lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I wanna change my name to Mary Berry

Do it.

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over a year ago

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Now I wanna change my name to Mary Berry

Do it. "

Couldn’t endure it for an entire week. The soggy bottom jokes would kill me.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Na night xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That was a long four hours.

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