FabSwingers.com forum: Diagnose me!

By *stella OP Woman
over a year ago

London

My tummy hurts.

What’s wrong with me, internet hivemind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy hurts.

What’s wrong with me, internet hivemind?

Wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The soul of a giraffe has entered you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better call a priest, google doc' says it's terminal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tummy hurts.

What’s wrong with me, internet hivemind?

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you've been doing crunchs' again

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hmmm.

Not enough orange ice lollies recently.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I'd get that checked out if I was you. I watched this documentary once on people in space. Anyway this one person was happily having a drink with freinds clearly overlooking a bit of belly ache. They clearly took a big can of man the fuck up and ignored it. More fool them. Eventually the pain got so bad and totally floored them. Suddenly a little alien forced their way out and caused havoc. Oh if only they gone to see the doctor the day before, I bet they felt so silly afterwards. So seriously don't try and be a hero and take the risk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you had any alien encounters recently?

Dotty x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh I hope it's an Alien style thing! You been facehugged recently?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodgy curry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be an intersussection of the colon..

Or maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many lime and coriander chutney poppadom crisps and dodgy gazpacho soup combined with copious amounts of baked Camembert cheese

Recipe for a dicky tummy methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too sexy and cant stomach it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better call a priest, google doc' says it's terminal."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IBS.

Standard response for all tummy aches, either that or you need a big poo.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"IBS.

Standard response for all tummy aches, either that or you need a big poo."

That's a bit of a shitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"IBS.

Standard response for all tummy aches, either that or you need a big poo.

That's a bit of a shitter"

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Have you had any alien encounters recently?

Dotty x"

Let me just check my bum.

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