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"I’ve had in a while was today ‘you smell like a delicious cake’ Beggars can’t be choosers Eaten mess? " Innuendo ?? | |||
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"Someone told me I had an okay penis today Thank you love. May I put it in your okay anus? Did she say yes ?" No, I did not | |||
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"Someone told me I had an okay penis today Thank you love. May I put it in your okay anus? Did she say yes ? No, I did not " Good for you !! | |||
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"I was told that my Soufflé had risen to the occasion nicely. Innuendo ?? " No, I can’t get my penis up, she was definitely talking about my cooking. | |||
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"I’ve had in a while was today ‘you smell like a delicious cake’ Beggars can’t be choosers Eaten mess? Innuendo ??" You have to ask? | |||
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