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When I'm In Charge...

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By *ooligan OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

... if a plumber fits a toilet with a seat that won't stay up, he will be shot at dawn.

What would you do if you were in charge?

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

End capitalism, it doesn't work.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"... if a plumber fits a toilet with a seat that won't stay up, he will be shot at dawn.

What would you do if you were in charge?"

Fire you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... if a plumber fits a toilet with a seat that won't stay up, he will be shot at dawn.

What would you do if you were in charge?"
yes I do find the toilet seat thing very annoying lol

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By *ooligan OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston


"yes I do find the toilet seat thing very annoying lol "

And then all the ladies blame us for pissing on the seat!! Shoot the bastard, that's what I say!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury


"yes I do find the toilet seat thing very annoying lol

And then all the ladies blame us for pissing on the seat!! Shoot the bastard, that's what I say!"

Is it so hard to lift it or put it back down? I've never understood this battle of the toilet seat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yes I do find the toilet seat thing very annoying lol

And then all the ladies blame us for pissing on the seat!! Shoot the bastard, that's what I say!"
hear hear

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By *etAnotherDomMan
over a year ago

london

I think you ladies misunderstand us

We just want a seat that will stay up while we clean the toilet with the brush and don't drip anything on the seats that your almighty tushes will sit upon

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By *ooligan OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

I'm also going to position snipers at mini-roundabouts to shoot anyone who hesitates unnecessarily...

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Tilting roundabouts.

If you don’t indicate to come off, it tilts you and you keep going round until you learn how to fucking do them properly

Lex

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By *ooligan OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

Automatic doors that don't open fast enough... They'll be outlawed...

A strongly worded letter will be sent to the owners, if it's not sorted straight away, I'll have the fuckers shot.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Sory out brexit and ban daffodils xx

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By *ooligan OP   Man
over a year ago

Preston

What’s wrong with daffodils????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call him back and tell him to do the job properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Force all builders to make new houses out of bricks instead of cardboard

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